moved

DoctorESO

moved

VaranisArano

I guess I don't hang out at the Grahtwood Undaunted Camp enough to notice.

The Prophet is a real troll himself. He waits until I've left the Harborage and am nearly back to Davon's Watch when he suddenly realizes he has something else for me to do and asks me to drop everything and come back to the Harborage.

"Vestige. We must speak. Return to the Harborage at once."

"I was literally just there! You're an even worse quest giver than Martin Septim!"

Maura_Neysa

No sorry its Haas Jem what ecery is name is. The stupid Argonian from Ruins of Maz running in after every fight claiming credit. The biggest Troll in the game

thedude33

VaranisArano wrote: »

I guess I don't hang out at the Grahtwood Undaunted Camp enough to notice.

The Prophet is a real troll himself. He waits until I've left the Harborage and am nearly back to Davon's Watch when he suddenly realizes he has something else for me to do and asks me to drop everything and come back to the Harborage.

"Vestige. We must speak. Return to the Harborage at once."

"I wan literally just there! You're an even worse quest giver than Martin Septim!"

The prophet is the troll of trolls. Tells you to hurry, but him? Talks slow, moves slower. Always waiting on him.

Draxys

It’s gotta be the one announcing the punishment for the guy in rawl kha. I’ve been listening to that hag for what, 4 years now?

DoctorESO

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MrGarlic

Or the mysterious invisible bard who plays music no matter where I go, even Cyrodiil.

Ackwalan

Any NPC that refers to themselves in 3rd person.

Mephisto939

DoctorESO wrote: »

Who just won the Most Annoying NPC Award? You may think it's the woman who says, "Do you know how long I've been looking for you?"

Yes, it's gotta be this idiot. She haunts my dreams.

phaneub17_ESO

If someone were to bring their own armored trolls to fight our armored trolls, our trolls would win... Why you might ask, our Trolls are vampires.

pteam

“Did you get it??? Did your invitation arrive?!?”

Tasear

Just saying prophet has a sexy voice.

DoctorESO

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RANKK7

Wanna cry me a river?

jssriot

I vote is for the Altmer stablemaster in Rawl. When my lowbie Khajitt walks in every morning, the dude condescending goes, "Sooo, you're the one who saved Queen? You don't look that special to me," and then when my Khajiit asks for a riding lesson, he proceeds to patronizingly tell him how much his own people have suffered. thanks, Altmer bro.

Grimm13

I just want a Narcis Dren torture assistant, (victim that is). Then each month you could get a crown store item to torture him with if your own home.

First month, Cattle Prod so you could ride piggy back on him in those large homes where a mount would be handy. Shock him for a burst of speed.... you get the idea.

ThePrinceOfBargains

Every single Argonian that at all mentions the Hist or erecting someone’s spine, and every single Khajiit outside of Razum-dar. The Khajiit in general are just so damn annoying and whiny in this game. I liked them better in Skyrim, when there weren’t as many just walking around, being annoying, and they were mostly chill and mysterious. Not to mention ESO seriously overdid that “this one” crap. And some people actually want the next real Elder Scrolls game to take place in Elsweyr, lmao. If they’re anything like the Khajiit in this game, to hell with that.

Lylith

Draxys wrote: »

It’s gotta be the one announcing the punishment for the guy in rawl kha. I’ve been listening to that hag for what, 4 years now?

finedrin needs to be set free.

Kiara

For me its that *** Orc running around and saying "Do u know how long I've been looking for you?!?!?!". Even if you talk to her and accept the quest, you can actually hear her talk the same trash to other people!

fastolfv_ESO

razum dar

Wreuntzylla

Kiara wrote: »

For me its that *** Orc running around and saying "Do u know how long I've been looking for you?!?!?!". Even if you talk to her and accept the quest, you can actually hear her talk the same trash to other people!

Beat me to it. And 5-6 more just like her.

I was so excited for Dark Brotherhood until it patched and I realized the quest NPCs are unkillable... The only NPCs I wanted to kill.

Vildebill

Draxys wrote: »

It’s gotta be the one announcing the punishment for the guy in rawl kha. I’ve been listening to that hag for what, 4 years now?

#FreeFinedrin

Hippie4927

I spend a lot of time in Craglorn and that "cry me a river" guy gets on my last nerve! I've heard him say that spiel so many times. I just want to tell him to STFU!

CyborgPlatypus

There's a nord who every time I port into stormhold says that hist trees can't cry because they are just trees. His voice is annoying.

ArchMikem

DoctorESO wrote: »

Draxys wrote: »

It’s gotta be the one announcing the punishment for the guy in rawl kha. I’ve been listening to that hag for what, 4 years now?

"For knocking over the apple cart..."

"The Wood Elf known as Finedrin has been found Guilty of the following crimes.

Stealing rotten Tomatoes and other refuse from Stable Master Semiral's midden heap. Dumping said refuse upon the head of the Aldmeri Commander Faruin during her visit with the Clan Mother. And finally, knocking over the cart of Atrius the Merchant while attempting to avoid capture. For all of these crimes, this one sentences him to the STOCKS, until such time as he shows prrroper rrrepentance."

Everstorm

ArchMikem wrote: »

DoctorESO wrote: »

Draxys wrote: »

It’s gotta be the one announcing the punishment for the guy in rawl kha. I’ve been listening to that hag for what, 4 years now?

"For knocking over the apple cart..."

"The Wood Elf known as Finedrin has been found Guilty of the following crimes.

Stealing rotten Tomatoes and other refuse from Stable Master Semiral's midden heap. Dumping said refuse upon the head of the Adlmeri Commander Faruin during her visit with the Clan Mother. And finally, knocking over the cart of Atrius the Merchant while attempting to avoid capture. For all of these crimes, this one sentences him to the STOCKS, until such time as he shows prrroper rrrepentance."

Check the stable some time, there actually is no midden heap...

JarlUlfric

My nominee goes to Lysse Chauvry

Kram8ion

That bloody group of spinners at eldenroot wayshrine although I do find myself saying "but the tree is so large" every time

JarlUlfric

DoctorESO wrote: »

Who just won the Most Annoying NPC Award? You may think it's the woman who says, "Do you know how long I've been looking for you?" Or the man who follows you saying "Hold, sera!" Or even The Prophet with his incessant "Come, Vestige, we must speak." But nay, neither of those are the winner.

The winner is the troll in the cage at the Grahtwood Undaunted Enclave. This is the troll that roars loudly and constantly in 20-second bursts. Don't believe it? Just stand anywhere in the enclave and you'll experience it for yourself. At first, you'll think the loud annoying sound is from some figurative troll - some player spamming skills to be annoying. But then you'll look around and realize it is a literal troll!

I guarantee some of you will be thinking what someone said in zone chat today: "I want to f****** murder the troll in the cage."

When I was making the screenshot you linked there I heard it. It was SOO Annoying.

Fischblut

I always liked the troll from Undaunted Enclave... When I'm in good mood I summon my lion mount and they roar together If I could I would just take the poor beast from that small cage to guard my house - he would be placed near entrance and roam free - and roar whenever he wants, much to my liking

kamimark

"What exactly am I supposed to do with a wagon full of goods and no one to buy them?"

The best thing ZOS has done in years was moving writ dropoff to the nearest station, so I never have to go back to Belkarth.