Maintenance for the week of December 16:
• PC/Mac: No maintenance – December 16
• NA megaservers for patch maintenance – December 17, 4:00AM EST (9:00 UTC) - 12:00PM EST (17:00 UTC)
• EU megaservers for patch maintenance – December 17, 9:00 UTC (4:00AM EST) - 17:00 UTC (12:00PM EST)

Natch Potes ?

XDragonDoomX
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Are they up yet ? :D:D:D
"Forums are like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea.
massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of
mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. ”

(with apologies to Eugene H. Spafford, aka Spaf)

I have the power to please one person per day. Today is not your day.
Tomorrow... Tomorrow does not look good either.

82. Victory laps after killing the dragon with my 1d2 bow is considered in poor taste.
83. My gnome does not like big butts and he cannot lie.
84. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying a 220lb pull crossbow.
85. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying an industrial strength flamethrower.
86. Not allowed to make a superhero with a 99% chance of dodging even after the -10 penalty for a successful called shot.
87. There is no such thing as a dwarven katana.
88. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she is obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.
89. The elf's name is not Legolam.
** Mr Glenn's Forbidden activities list**

  • Morgul667
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    I looking forward to those natch potes :)
  • Epona222
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    Please fix treasure hunter! *fingers crossed*
    GM - Ghost Sea Trading Co - NA PC

    Epona was a Romano-Celtic goddess dating back to around 1800 to 2000 years before computer games were invented.
  • Thogard
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    maintenance like this rarely has balance changes... hopefully this'll fix the death animations bug, the battleground queuing only for 10-50 bug, and other maintenance issues.

    is PTS getting patched? i wasn't aware that it was.
    PC NA - @dazkt - Dazk Ardoonkt / Sir Thogalot / Dask Dragoh’t / Dazk Dragoh’t / El Thogardo

    Stream: twitch.tv/THOGARDvsThePeasants
    YouTube: http://youtube.com/c/thogardpvp


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    Runs| Orc NightbladeChim-el Adabal| Dunmer TemplarM'air the Honest| Khajiit Templar
    Oddity| Altmer SorcerorDrizlo| Orc DragonKnightLady Ra Gada| Redguard Sorceror
    Taste-of-Hist-Sap| Argonian NightbladeWar'den Peace| Khajiit WardenLittle Warden Annie Altmer Warden
    Ports with Blood| Breton TemplarDirty-Old-Man| Dunmer DragonKnightEyes-of-the-Sun| Argonian DragonKnight
    Bleak Mystique| Nord WardenPolychronopolous| Imperial SorcerorBullcrit| Khajiit Nightblade
    PC NA CP 1250+ and still a noob
    At Writs End - A place to complete master writs
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  • Beardimus
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    Is it even a patch?

    It's maintenance no?
    Xbox One | EU | EP
    Beardimus : VR16 Dunmer MagSorc [RIP MagDW 2015-2018]
    Emperor of Sotha Sil 02-2018 & Sheogorath 05-2019
    1st Emperor of Ravenwatch
    Alts - - for the Lolz
    Archimus : Bosmer Thief / Archer / Werewolf
    Orcimus : Fat drunk Orc battlefield 1st aider
    Scalimus - Argonian Sorc Healer / Pet master

    Fighting small scale with : The SAXON Guild
    Fighting with [PvP] : The Undaunted Wolves
    Trading Guilds : TradersOfNirn | FourSquareTraders

    Xbox One | NA | EP
    Bëardimus : L43 Dunmer Magsorc / BG
    Heals-With-Pets : VR16 Argonian Sorc PvP / BG Healer
    Nordimus : VR16 Stamsorc
    Beardimus le 13iem : L30 Dunmer Magsorc Icereach
  • Epona222
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    Beardimus wrote: »
    Is it even a patch?

    It's maintenance no?

    Banner at the top says "patch maintenance", so there will be a patch, for PC at least.
    Edited by Epona222 on August 21, 2017 7:27AM
    GM - Ghost Sea Trading Co - NA PC

    Epona was a Romano-Celtic goddess dating back to around 1800 to 2000 years before computer games were invented.
  • XDragonDoomX
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    · [IN PROGRESS] PC/Mac: North American and European megaservers for patch maintenance
    "Forums are like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea.
    massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of
    mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. ”

    (with apologies to Eugene H. Spafford, aka Spaf)

    I have the power to please one person per day. Today is not your day.
    Tomorrow... Tomorrow does not look good either.

    82. Victory laps after killing the dragon with my 1d2 bow is considered in poor taste.
    83. My gnome does not like big butts and he cannot lie.
    84. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying a 220lb pull crossbow.
    85. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying an industrial strength flamethrower.
    86. Not allowed to make a superhero with a 99% chance of dodging even after the -10 penalty for a successful called shot.
    87. There is no such thing as a dwarven katana.
    88. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she is obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.
    89. The elf's name is not Legolam.
    ** Mr Glenn's Forbidden activities list**

  • Narvuntien
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    Ops we over-nerfed crit. unerf shadow and buff precise. I wish

    However, it is probably just bug fix maintenance :(
    Edited by Narvuntien on August 21, 2017 7:34AM
  • Marabornwingrion
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    "We nerfed sharpened trait by another 50% because it was still overperforming. Now you can deconstruct all of your sharpened weapons and enjoy this additional space in your bank"
  • AzraelKrieg
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    Well since HotR launched last week, this will be the first post-update patch
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    Edited by AzraelKrieg on August 21, 2017 7:40AM
    Gold Dragons Guildmaster PC-NACR2000+
    Kalthar Wolf-Brother – EP Templar - 50 Maeli Valen - EP NB - 50Naps-During-Trials – EP Templar - 50Rulnakh - EP Sorc - 50Azrael Krieg - EP NB – 50Uvithasa Telvanni – EP DK – 50More-Tail - EP Warden - 50Narile Galen - EP Sorc - 50Bone Soldier - EP Necro - 50Naps-During-Trails - EP Necro - 50
  • Morgul667
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    They said they will correct some bugswith this update

    Wait and see
  • richo262
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    Hoping research is fixed.
  • Cinbri
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    Does this bug will be fixed today? @ZOS_GinaBruno
    https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/366713/enchants-bugged-vs-block#latest
    In pvp it literally making enchants and infused weapons trait pointless to have against everyone who is not nb or sorc.
  • Mureel
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    Been gone awhile, how long are these usually (average)?

    It is every Monday?
  • AzraelKrieg
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    Every Monday for PC, normally Wednesday for consoles. Can take anywhere from 1 hour to 4-6 hours.
    Gold Dragons Guildmaster PC-NACR2000+
    Kalthar Wolf-Brother – EP Templar - 50 Maeli Valen - EP NB - 50Naps-During-Trials – EP Templar - 50Rulnakh - EP Sorc - 50Azrael Krieg - EP NB – 50Uvithasa Telvanni – EP DK – 50More-Tail - EP Warden - 50Narile Galen - EP Sorc - 50Bone Soldier - EP Necro - 50Naps-During-Trails - EP Necro - 50
  • Morgul667
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    I usually plan for 6h
  • Mureel
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    Every Monday for PC, normally Wednesday for consoles. Can take anywhere from 1 hour to 4-6 hours.

    Thank you!
  • Blackbird_V
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    Seems natch potes is die.
    Difficulty scaling is desperately needed. 9 years. 6 paid expansions. 25 DLCs. 41 game changing updates including A Realm Reborn-tier overhaul of the game including a permanent CP160 gear cap and ridiculous power creep thereafter. I'm sick and tired of hearing about Cadwell Silver&Gold as a "you think you do but you don't"-tier deflection to any criticism regarding the lack of overland difficulty in the game.
  • Sithia
    Sithia
    Soul Shriven
    Netch Pokes?
  • jasann
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    Patience @XDragonDoomX -.- boss L has spoken
  • SisterGoat
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    Epona222 wrote: »
    Please fix treasure hunter! *fingers crossed*

    And chests themselves. They arent giving set pieces.
    Jumps-In-Water - Magicka Templar
    Dar'akar - Stamina Nightblade
    Jumps-In-Lava - Magicka Dragon Knight
    PC/NA
  • Sythen88411
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    Epona222 wrote: »
    Beardimus wrote: »
    Is it even a patch?

    It's maintenance no?

    Banner at the top says "patch maintenance", so there will be a patch, for PC at least.

    Hi gal I miss you :smile:
  • abuniffpreub18_ESO
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    Why don't you click the box at the top of the forums that says "PATCH NOTES & HOTFIXES". I realize that requires effort but give it a try.
  • Morgul667
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    So are we there yet?
  • Romo
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    Morgul667 wrote: »
    So are we there yet?

    Be quiet or I'll stop this car!
  • Banana
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    Nerf sorcerers but buff the server.
  • Blackbird_V
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    The annual replacement for the overworked server hamsters. An unexpected error occurred also - we found out that the server hamster ate it's wheel, so we have to buy and install a brand new one.
    Difficulty scaling is desperately needed. 9 years. 6 paid expansions. 25 DLCs. 41 game changing updates including A Realm Reborn-tier overhaul of the game including a permanent CP160 gear cap and ridiculous power creep thereafter. I'm sick and tired of hearing about Cadwell Silver&Gold as a "you think you do but you don't"-tier deflection to any criticism regarding the lack of overland difficulty in the game.
  • vrine
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    Romo wrote: »
    Morgul667 wrote: »
    So are we there yet?

    Be quiet or I'll stop this car!

    @vrine
    PC - NA - DC
    Altoholic [15/15]

    Flo - Khajiit - DK WW - Tank - lvl50
    Uxith - Argonian - Sorc Vamp - DPS - lvl50
    Both - Imperial - Temp WW - DPS - lvl 50
    Skua - Khajiit - Temp - DPS - lvl 50
    Little Marmoset - Bosmer - Warden PVP - DPS - lvl 50
    Borrows-A-Feeling - Argonian - Temp PVP - Healer - lvl 50

  • hal2031
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    @gina said the research bug will be fix in another thread.Very weird bug.
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