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Patch Notes 3.0
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Ok, you caught me. I'm a little late to the party for PC. I had no idea that there was going to be an Early Access period for PC/Mac platform. But, as today is a global launch of Morrowind, I am reasonably certain today will be a fairly long maintenance, even if the Morrowind patch has already been pre-loaded.
So, with that in mind, let's kick off the Morrowind edition of the Patch Notes thread...an ESO Forum tradition.
Here, I'll start...
Now, begin! Post/meme away.
Sincerely,
Lord Arena25
P.S. My scribe Shedelin will be your point of contact between now and the time I get up on Monday. Please be nice to her, she has had a rough day today...
Edited by arena25 on June 5, 2017 1:22AM So, with that in mind, let's kick off the Morrowind edition of the Patch Notes thread...an ESO Forum tradition.
Here, I'll start...
Now, begin! Post/meme away.
Sincerely,
Lord Arena25
P.S. My scribe Shedelin will be your point of contact between now and the time I get up on Monday. Please be nice to her, she has had a rough day today...
If you can't handle the heat...stay out of the kitchen!
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arena25✭✭✭✭✭Hello there, friends. This is Shedelin, checking in.
By the way, Lord Arena25 asks me to apologize to you for not getting the meme properly visible right away. We are not computer proficient in this family.
Anyway, as Lord Arena25 said, I'll be your point of contact for the night.If you can't handle the heat...stay out of the kitchen!0 -
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Edited by Stovahkiin on June 5, 2017 1:31AMBeware the battle cattle, but don't *fear* the battle cattle!3 -
arena25✭✭✭✭✭Stovahkiin wrote: »Patch notes? What's a patch notes? All the kool kids nowadays have natch potes
Sadly, as this one learned last time Lord Arena25 did this kind of thread, you do not change Lord Arena25's thread titles without his permission.
This one remembers, Lord posted a thread titled "Patch Notes: Homestead Version". This one decided to change the title to "Natch Potes: Homestead Version". After the New England Cheatriots won the Super Bowl, a very angry Lord Arena25 stomped in here, forcing me to flee, and he changed the title back to "Patch Notes: Homestead Version" on account of the Cheatriots winning and this one not seeking permission before changing the title.
This one don't know what was the end result, but this one hopes someone changed it back to Natch Potes.
But that's neither here nor there. Post those memes you've been dying to post.If you can't handle the heat...stay out of the kitchen!1 -
Gallifreyy✭✭✭ummm... you are a little behind patch notes have been out for a while soooo this post is a little irrelevant just like the rest of themCP1000+Gallifreyy - DragonKnight - Imperial - EPDeath by Tray - Nightblade - Dunmer - EPMoustacheasaurs - Templar - Dunmer - EPZerief - Sorcerer - High Elf - EPAfro Leap - DragonKnight - Redguard - DC+ 4 other Lvl 50sDK IS BACK2 -
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83. My gnome does not like big butts and he cannot lie.
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85. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying an industrial strength flamethrower.
86. Not allowed to make a superhero with a 99% chance of dodging even after the -10 penalty for a successful called shot.
87. There is no such thing as a dwarven katana.
88. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she is obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.
89. The elf's name is not Legolam.
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DaiKahn✭✭✭✭Me waiting for Natch Potes/maintenance to end:![img]](http://i.imgur.com/wasuK1i.gif/img])
Edited by DaiKahn on June 5, 2017 10:21AMI'm just a manHail Sithis3 -
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I'm sick of hearing this tired old comment.Stovahkiin wrote: »
"I won't get up for anything less than Natch Potes!"
Edited by AlienSlof on June 5, 2017 10:55AMRIP Atherton, my beautiful little gentle friend. I will miss you forever. Without you I am a hollow shell.3 -
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Edited by tinythinker on June 5, 2017 10:59AM❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
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✭✭✭✭✭Above are some of my old favorites I made, but this (isn't mine and) is part of any serious natch potes thread...
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✭✭✭Ok. I love a good meme as much as anyone, but not sure what OP was geting at.
The "Patch Notes 3.0.5 Morrowind & Update 14" have been out for weeks.
Here is the link....
https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/345258/pc-mac-patch-notes-v3-0-5-morrowind-update-14#latest
Edited by wenchmore420b14_ESO on June 5, 2017 11:15AMDrakon Koryn~Oryndill, Rogue~Mage,- CP ~Doesn't matter any more
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✭✭wenchmore420b14_ESO wrote: »Ok. I love a good meme as much as anyone, but not sure what OP was geting at.
The "Patch Notes 3.0.5 Morrowind & Update 14" have been out for weeks.
Here is the link....
https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/345258/pc-mac-patch-notes-v3-0-5-morrowind-update-14#latest
I may be wrong, but I think OP is calling the thread 3.0, not asking for the patch notes for 3.0."The Heritance are racists yes? Idiots. But dangerous, destabilizing racist idiots." - Razum-dar
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vrine✭✭✭✭✭wenchmore420b14_ESO wrote: »Ok. I love a good meme as much as anyone, but not sure what OP was geting at.
The "Patch Notes 3.0.5 Morrowind & Update 14" have been out for weeks.
Here is the link....
https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/345258/pc-mac-patch-notes-v3-0-5-morrowind-update-14#latest
We're waiting for tonight's notes.@vrine
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Elusiin✭✭✭✭✭wenchmore420b14_ESO wrote: »Ok. I love a good meme as much as anyone, but not sure what OP was geting at.
The "Patch Notes 3.0.5 Morrowind & Update 14" have been out for weeks.
Here is the link....
https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/345258/pc-mac-patch-notes-v3-0-5-morrowind-update-14#latest
Wanting to know of any adjustments and finishing touches they're doing to the dlc before the release. If nothing happens, I will be very disappointed...Edited by Elusiin on June 5, 2017 11:21AM0 -
Glamdring✭✭✭✭✭Ofc it will be Natch Potes. Every patch maintenance has em. The big morrowind one has already been implemented though so this one will be a "normal" in between patch.0
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✭✭✭DanteMR1995 wrote: »wenchmore420b14_ESO wrote: »Ok. I love a good meme as much as anyone, but not sure what OP was geting at.
The "Patch Notes 3.0.5 Morrowind & Update 14" have been out for weeks.
Here is the link....
https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/345258/pc-mac-patch-notes-v3-0-5-morrowind-update-14#latest
Wanting to know of any adjustments and finishing touches they're doing to the dlc before the release. If nothing happens, I will be very disappointed...
Ahhhh...Ok. (.not enough coffe yet!..Lmao).
My bad.. Also I noticed I posted the 3.0.5 notes and not the updated 3.0.6 ones...
My apologies...
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"Not All Who Wander are Lost"
#MOREHOUSINGSLOTS“When the people that can make the company more successful are sales and marketing people, they end up running the companies. The product people get driven out of the decision making forums, and the companies forget what it means to make great products.”
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XDragonDoomX✭✭✭✭✭If you check the Patch Notes section occasionally, you can see when they are about to be posted as the previous set are removed from the 'top three' section. Once this happens, then the new ones are imminent.."Forums are like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea.
massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of
mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. ”
(with apologies to Eugene H. Spafford, aka Spaf)
I have the power to please one person per day. Today is not your day.
Tomorrow... Tomorrow does not look good either.
82. Victory laps after killing the dragon with my 1d2 bow is considered in poor taste.
83. My gnome does not like big butts and he cannot lie.
84. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying a 220lb pull crossbow.
85. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying an industrial strength flamethrower.
86. Not allowed to make a superhero with a 99% chance of dodging even after the -10 penalty for a successful called shot.
87. There is no such thing as a dwarven katana.
88. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she is obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.
89. The elf's name is not Legolam.
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