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New ESO meme "This will be a buff if..."

  • Darlgon
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    Power level to CP160 in a week:
    Where is the end game? You just played it.
    Why don't I have 300+ skill points? Because you skipped content along the way.
    Where is new content? Sigh.
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    In some ways Gina reminds me of an honest Spicey :D In that she has to defend what is done that's frankly not within her control. She just communicates it and puts the best face on it.
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  • FoulSnowpaw
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    Koolio wrote: »
    This patch will be a $15 a month buff if you don't like the changes. For some this is a 15% increase.

    Sounds like Geico.
  • Cronopoly
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    Koolio wrote: »
    This patch will be a $15 a month buff if you don't like the changes. For some this is a 15% increase.

    Sounds like Geico.

    Or like Allstate...

    "Buy Morrowind for $80, get access to the Warden and be protected from Mayhem, like me."
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  • dovakiin5574
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    "Hey Ryan, wanna see the forums get salty?"
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  • Blackangell
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    This will be a buff if.....

    Um.. hang on a minute...

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    No actually, I GET IT!! It's ZO$ code for BUGG. The is will be a Bug (x1000) if you play the new Morrowind DLC - Oh My Bad, sorry - EXPAN$ION, within the first three months. ;)

    (Best thread ever BTW :) )
  • BigBragg
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    This will be a buff if... you live and work on a farm run by bipedal pigs.

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    Time to keep this thread rolling.
  • cjhhickman39
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    This will be a buff if jimmy delivers the hamburger in paradise because he will buffit
  • Dark_Aether
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    In the last three days, I found out that battlegrounds is not really 4v4v4 mode, group tool is so broken it makes it "stand in Rawl'kha for half hour queuing just to get kicked out when you find a group and get hit with 20mns deserter penalty" mode.

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    Edited by Dark_Aether on May 25, 2017 1:12PM
  • RavenRoxie
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  • RavenRoxie
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    Norakai wrote: »
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    hahahahahah the last one killed me!! Poor Gina, we love you!

    The npc one also killed me lol
    Phantogram DC | Wood Elf | Magicka Nightblade/ | DPS | 856cp
    False Paradox | AD | Wood Elf | Non Combative Nightblade | Crafter | 856cp
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  • Fallen_Ray
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    Whats so messed up about this statement, is they are literally insulting everbody's intelligence with it. They really think we are going to buy into its a buff and cant really see what they are doing is a nerf.

    This. Regardless of whether or not that's the case, the way the Developer Comments are worded looks as if they think the people that play their game are stupid.

    Well, let's step back and examine:

    -Players discontent with state of game following current PTS patch notes
    -Few players have actually left the game
    -Few players have actually cancelled their subs
    -Few players have actually cancelled their Morrowind pre-orders

    ....

    Yeah, I think that's the definition of stupid. You have the power to directly affect change, and then don't do it.

    This is a company. They live and breathe numbers. You'd have to vote with your wallet in order to get through to them.

    And that's why a change for the greater good of the game will never happen. Only a few of us see things for the way they are. The rest are blind, short-sighted fanboys that will throw money at mere false illusions without analyzing what's in front of them. Only to complain once they see that the advertised content is not worth the sales price paid. By then it's already too late as the company has their money.

    Few months go by and the cycle repeats itself.

    And the companies already know the tactic, it has been used so much and has been so effective. "Hype them up a bit, they'll pre-order without thinking it twice"
    Edited by Fallen_Ray on May 25, 2017 2:09PM
    "Dear brother, I do not spread rumors, I create them"- Lucien Lachance
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