New ESO meme "This will be a buff if..."

stevepdodson_ESO888

lonewolf26 wrote: »

This will be a buff if you have your hands surgically altered to resemble flippers.

like a dolphin

ljb2k5_ESO

Reminds me of the current WoW meme based on the "daddy knows best" arrogance of the devs:

You think you want this, but you really don't

Doctordarkspawn

ZeroSumPhase wrote: »

Shad0wfire99 wrote: »

flguy147ub17_ESO wrote: »

Whats so messed up about this statement, is they are literally insulting everbody's intelligence with it. They really think we are going to buy into its a buff and cant really see what they are doing is a nerf.

This. Regardless of whether or not that's the case, the way the Developer Comments are worded looks as if they think the people that play their game are stupid.

Well, let's step back and examine:

-Players discontent with state of game following current PTS patch notes
-Few players have actually left the game
-Few players have actually cancelled their subs
-Few players have actually cancelled their Morrowind pre-orders

....

Yeah, I think that's the definition of stupid. You have the power to directly affect change, and then don't do it.

This is a company. They live and breathe numbers. You'd have to vote with your wallet in order to get through to them.

So where y'getin' y'numbers nostradamus?

You are right on one thing tho. Vote with your wallet.

lonewolf26

stevepdodson_ESO888 wrote: »

lonewolf26 wrote: »

This will be a buff if you have your hands surgically altered to resemble flippers.

like a dolphin

So long as it can hold down LMB.

Enslaved

Maff

This will be a buff if you don't use any attribute points. Or champion points. Or glyphs. Or armour sets. Or skills.

This will be a buff if you hurl your game out the window.

Cpt_Teemo

Kodrac wrote: »

New ESO meme: Deltia quit. THE END.

He probably went back to Azeroth to protect the new king

Beesting

I wonder if @Alcast has a funny mime as well, i know he likes this topic xD

Alcast

Beesting wrote: »

I wonder if @Alcast has a funny mime as well, i know he likes this topic xD

I only think in memes now

Kram8ion

This will be a buff

To the new merchant class

Rohamad_Ali

t3hdubzy

This will be a buff if you are levels 1-5, if you are levels 5 or greater this will be a nerf.

chaserstorm16909

This will be a buff if you are sorcerer tank who focuses on crit.

Kram8ion

This will be a buff



(Someone please insert Hypnos toad) ty

max_only

This will be a buff if you're a sorcerer or a warden
This will be a nerf if you're a nightblade, but you like that kind of thing don't you, you masochist

This will be a buff if you always wanted to play a pet class but didn't like sorc aesthetic
This will be a nerf if you spent months learning to love to be a paladin Ooops sorry, Templar.

This will be a buff if you play for the story
This will be a nerf if you play for the damage meter boners

Norakai

SublimeSparo

darthsithis

This will be a buff if...dear GOD some player made all three resources equal quick call Elon musk, the computer is going to get divided by zero MILLIONS of atronach crates will be lost along with the potions inside them, WHY DID THIS PERSON MAKE A HYBRID BUILD IT MAKES NO SENSE!! It can't be buffed or nerfed...it's...BERFED...or...NUFFED...? Call the CDC!

Runschei

This will be a buff if you still can't counter gankers.

darkstar2084

Runschei

Norakai wrote: »

One made me laugh out loud irl. I am in class, and we're taking an exam. I'm so screwed

Kay1

This will be a buff if you don't wear equipment and forgot to put points into attributes.

Flaminir

chaserstorm16909 wrote: »

This will be a buff if you are sorcerer tank who focuses on crit.

@chaserstorm16909 FANTASTIC!!!!! I have one of those!!! And its actually the most fun and interactive build I've ever come across (Not even joking here... its amazing).

Zenzuki

Betheny

mandricus

Greydir

This will be a Buff, if you do this content in a Group bigger than 12 People (Limit is 4)

Banana

They must the whole player base is on drugs or just morons

Naerri

This will be a buff if PS4/Xbox players could experience proper gameplay...aka PC.

Maff

This will be a buff if you rub salt into your own eyes.

This will be a buff of you rage quit and discover there is a real world outside.

This will be a buff if you never bought ESO.