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New ESO meme "This will be a buff if..."
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stevepdodson_ESO888✭✭✭✭✭
✭lonewolf26 wrote: »This will be a buff if you have your hands surgically altered to resemble flippers.
like a dolphin2 -
ljb2k5_ESO✭✭✭Reminds me of the current WoW meme based on the "daddy knows best" arrogance of the devs:
You think you want this, but you really don't
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Doctordarkspawn✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭ZeroSumPhase wrote: »Shad0wfire99 wrote: »flguy147ub17_ESO wrote: »Whats so messed up about this statement, is they are literally insulting everbody's intelligence with it. They really think we are going to buy into its a buff and cant really see what they are doing is a nerf.
This. Regardless of whether or not that's the case, the way the Developer Comments are worded looks as if they think the people that play their game are stupid.
Well, let's step back and examine:
-Players discontent with state of game following current PTS patch notes
-Few players have actually left the game
-Few players have actually cancelled their subs
-Few players have actually cancelled their Morrowind pre-orders
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Yeah, I think that's the definition of stupid. You have the power to directly affect change, and then don't do it.
This is a company. They live and breathe numbers. You'd have to vote with your wallet in order to get through to them.
So where y'getin' y'numbers nostradamus?
You are right on one thing tho. Vote with your wallet.Edited by Doctordarkspawn on April 20, 2017 6:03PM4 -
lonewolf26✭✭✭✭✭stevepdodson_ESO888 wrote: »lonewolf26 wrote: »This will be a buff if you have your hands surgically altered to resemble flippers.
like a dolphin
So long as it can hold down LMB.0 -
Maff✭✭✭This will be a buff if you don't use any attribute points. Or champion points. Or glyphs. Or armour sets. Or skills.
This will be a buff if you hurl your game out the window.12 -
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✭✭✭New ESO meme: Deltia quit. THE END.
He probably went back to Azeroth to protect the new king
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ck8CTBkQ0lI Edited by Cpt_Teemo on April 20, 2017 6:20PM3 -
Beesting✭✭✭✭I wonder if @Alcast has a funny mime as well, i know he likes this topic xDBeesting, Bosmer Magica DK, AD EU, crafter
Slager, Dunmer Magica DK, DC EU, pvp
Farmer, Dunmer Magica DK, AD EU, trials build
Every major patch looks like the end of the world but somehow i just cannot stop playing.1 -
AlcastClass RepresentativeI wonder if @Alcast has a funny mime as well, i know he likes this topic xD
I only think in memes now https://alcasthq.com - Alcasthq.com Builds & Guides
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t3hdubzy✭✭✭✭This will be a buff if you are levels 1-5, if you are levels 5 or greater this will be a nerf.13 -
Kram8ion✭✭✭✭✭This will be a buff
(Someone please insert Hypnos toad) typs4eu
Kramm stam man kittyblade3 -
max_only✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭This will be a buff if you're a sorcerer or a warden
This will be a nerf if you're a nightblade, but you like that kind of thing don't you, you masochist
This will be a buff if you always wanted to play a pet class but didn't like sorc aesthetic
This will be a nerf if you spent months learning to love to be a paladin Ooops sorry, Templar.
This will be a buff if you play for the story
This will be a nerf if you play for the damage meter boners#FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
#OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
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PS4 EU CP900. PS4 NA CP600,
vAA HM ☆ vHRC HM ☆ vSO HM ☆ vMOL
4th Console vMOL clear,
vMA cleared on all classes stam & magic
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High Sparo - Altmer - mSo DD.
Wood Sparo - Bosmer - sNB DD
Nord Sparo - Nord -sDK DD/Tank.
Bubble Girl - Imperial -sTe DD
Succubus Sue - Breton - mNB Tank.
Andrana Stormlock - Altmer - mTe Healer/ DD
Elvali Marvani - Dunmer - mDK DD.
Venemus Draconem - Redguard - sDK DD
Jayri Leki - Redguard - sSo DD.
Miss Jabsalot - Altmer - mTe PvP DD/ Tank
Mireli Hlaano - Dunmer - mNB DD.
Ms Shanks - Redguard - sNB DD/ le bank
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Dilemma Dame - Altmer - mDK DD
Stamsorc Kitty - Redguard - sSor DD
Aia Draconis - Imperial - sDK Tank
Decides-Who-Lives - Argonian - mTe Healer
You wont stop me - Altmer - mSo DD
Stab in the dark - Khajiit - sNB DD
Jabjabjab Beambeambeam - Dunmer - mTe DD
Spatium Auxiliarus - Imperial - hTe Tank&bank
Spectre - Altmer - mNB DD
Can't-Main-Tank -Argonian - sDK offTank51 -
darthsithis✭✭✭This will be a buff if...dear GOD some player made all three resources equal quick call Elon musk, the computer is going to get divided by zero MILLIONS of atronach crates will be lost along with the potions inside them, WHY DID THIS PERSON MAKE A HYBRID BUILD IT MAKES NO SENSE!! It can't be buffed or nerfed...it's...BERFED...or...NUFFED...? Call the CDC!Edited by darthsithis on April 21, 2017 9:10AMMessage me if you want to do trials/dungeons, or need a trading guild! Flawless conqueror magsorc with a bad sense of armor fashion.13 -
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✭This will be a buff if you don't wear equipment and forgot to put points into attributes.K1 The Big Monkey11 -
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✭✭chaserstorm16909 wrote: »This will be a buff if you are sorcerer tank who focuses on crit.
@chaserstorm16909 FANTASTIC!!!!! I have one of those!!!
And its actually the most fun and interactive build I've ever come across (Not even joking here... its amazing). GM of the Unholy LegacyEU/EPSorcerer Flaminir (Magicka) / Staminir (Stamina)
Templar Elixiia (Magicka/Healer) / Lotti Velooni (Magicka)
DragonKnight Xalora Flaminar (Tank) / Unholy-Dragon-Toad (Tank)
Nightblade Aimee Owlious (Magicka) / Myttens (Stamina)
Warden: Frosti-Tute (Magicka/Healer) Boops-Many-Snoots (Stamina/Tank)1 -
Greydir✭✭✭✭✭This will be a Buff, if you do this content in a Group bigger than 12 People (Limit is 4)EbenherzpaktClear: vAA HM - vHrC HM - vSO HM - vMoL HM - vHoF TTT - vAS [+2] - vCR [+3] GH - vSS HM - vKA HM - vRG
Sir Greydir - Dunmer DK
Don Greydir - Kajit NB
Ser Greydir - Imperial DK
Dieser-Greydir-Heilt - Argonier Templer
Greydir Finsterklinge - Bretone NB
Greydir Drakenson - Nord Hüter10 -
Maff✭✭✭This will be a buff if you rub salt into your own eyes.
This will be a buff of you rage quit and discover there is a real world outside.
This will be a buff if you never bought ESO.10
