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New ESO meme "This will be a buff if..."

  • stevepdodson_ESO888
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    lonewolf26 wrote: »
    This will be a buff if you have your hands surgically altered to resemble flippers.

    like a dolphin
  • ljb2k5_ESO
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    Reminds me of the current WoW meme based on the "daddy knows best" arrogance of the devs:

    You think you want this, but you really don't
  • Doctordarkspawn
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    Whats so messed up about this statement, is they are literally insulting everbody's intelligence with it. They really think we are going to buy into its a buff and cant really see what they are doing is a nerf.

    This. Regardless of whether or not that's the case, the way the Developer Comments are worded looks as if they think the people that play their game are stupid.

    Well, let's step back and examine:

    -Players discontent with state of game following current PTS patch notes
    -Few players have actually left the game
    -Few players have actually cancelled their subs
    -Few players have actually cancelled their Morrowind pre-orders

    ....

    Yeah, I think that's the definition of stupid. You have the power to directly affect change, and then don't do it.

    This is a company. They live and breathe numbers. You'd have to vote with your wallet in order to get through to them.

    So where y'getin' y'numbers nostradamus?

    You are right on one thing tho. Vote with your wallet.
    Edited by Doctordarkspawn on April 20, 2017 6:03PM
  • lonewolf26
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    lonewolf26 wrote: »
    This will be a buff if you have your hands surgically altered to resemble flippers.

    like a dolphin

    So long as it can hold down LMB.
  • Enslaved
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  • Maff
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    This will be a buff if you don't use any attribute points. Or champion points. Or glyphs. Or armour sets. Or skills.

    This will be a buff if you hurl your game out the window.
  • Cpt_Teemo
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    Kodrac wrote: »
    New ESO meme: Deltia quit. THE END.

    He probably went back to Azeroth to protect the new king

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ck8CTBkQ0lI
    Edited by Cpt_Teemo on April 20, 2017 6:20PM
  • Beesting
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    I wonder if @Alcast has a funny mime as well, i know he likes this topic xD
    Beesting, Bosmer Magica DK, AD EU, crafter
    Slager, Dunmer Magica DK, DC EU, pvp
    Farmer, Dunmer Magica DK, AD EU, trials build

    Every major patch looks like the end of the world but somehow i just cannot stop playing.
  • Alcast
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    Beesting wrote: »
    I wonder if @Alcast has a funny mime as well, i know he likes this topic xD

    :trollface: I only think in memes now
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  • Kram8ion
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    This will be a buff

    To the new merchant class
    ps4eu
    Kramm stam man kittyblade

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  • t3hdubzy
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    This will be a buff if you are levels 1-5, if you are levels 5 or greater this will be a nerf.
  • chaserstorm16909
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    This will be a buff if you are sorcerer tank who focuses on crit.
  • Kram8ion
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    This will be a buff



    (Someone please insert Hypnos toad) ty
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    Kramm stam man kittyblade

  • max_only
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    This will be a buff if you're a sorcerer or a warden
    This will be a nerf if you're a nightblade, but you like that kind of thing don't you, you masochist

    This will be a buff if you always wanted to play a pet class but didn't like sorc aesthetic
    This will be a nerf if you spent months learning to love to be a paladin Ooops sorry, Templar.

    This will be a buff if you play for the story
    This will be a nerf if you play for the damage meter boners
    #FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
    #OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
    || CP 1000+ || PC/NA || GUILDS: LWH; IA; CH; XA
    ""All gods' creatures (you lot) are equal when covered in A1 sauce"" -- Old Bosmeri Wisdom
  • Norakai
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  • SublimeSparo
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    PS4 EU CP900. PS4 NA CP600,
    vAA HM ☆ vHRC HM ☆ vSO HM ☆ vMOL
    4th Console vMOL clear,
    vMA cleared on all classes stam & magic

    My Tribe
    EU
    High Sparo - Altmer - mSo DD.
    Wood Sparo - Bosmer - sNB DD
    Nord Sparo - Nord -sDK DD/Tank.
    Bubble Girl - Imperial -sTe DD
    Succubus Sue - Breton - mNB Tank.
    Andrana Stormlock - Altmer - mTe Healer/ DD
    Elvali Marvani - Dunmer - mDK DD.
    Venemus Draconem - Redguard - sDK DD
    Jayri Leki - Redguard - sSo DD.
    Miss Jabsalot - Altmer - mTe PvP DD/ Tank
    Mireli Hlaano - Dunmer - mNB DD.
    Ms Shanks - Redguard - sNB DD/ le bank

    NA
    Dilemma Dame - Altmer - mDK DD
    Stamsorc Kitty - Redguard - sSor DD
    Aia Draconis - Imperial - sDK Tank
    Decides-Who-Lives - Argonian - mTe Healer
    You wont stop me - Altmer - mSo DD
    Stab in the dark - Khajiit - sNB DD
    Jabjabjab Beambeambeam - Dunmer - mTe DD
    Spatium Auxiliarus - Imperial - hTe Tank&bank
    Spectre - Altmer - mNB DD
    Can't-Main-Tank -Argonian - sDK offTank
  • darthsithis
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    This will be a buff if...dear GOD some player made all three resources equal quick call Elon musk, the computer is going to get divided by zero MILLIONS of atronach crates will be lost along with the potions inside them, WHY DID THIS PERSON MAKE A HYBRID BUILD IT MAKES NO SENSE!! It can't be buffed or nerfed...it's...BERFED...or...NUFFED...? Call the CDC!
    Edited by darthsithis on April 21, 2017 9:10AM
    Message me if you want to do trials/dungeons, or need a trading guild! Flawless conqueror magsorc with a bad sense of armor fashion.
  • Runschei
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    This will be a buff if you still can't counter gankers.
  • darkstar2084
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  • Runschei
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    Norakai wrote: »
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    One made me laugh out loud irl. I am in class, and we're taking an exam. I'm so screwed
  • Kay1
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    This will be a buff if you don't wear equipment and forgot to put points into attributes.
    K1 The Big Monkey
  • Flaminir
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    This will be a buff if you are sorcerer tank who focuses on crit.

    @chaserstorm16909 FANTASTIC!!!!! I have one of those!!! :):):) And its actually the most fun and interactive build I've ever come across (Not even joking here... its amazing).
    GM of the Unholy Legacy
    EU/EP
    Sorcerer Flaminir (Magicka) / Staminir (Stamina)
    Templar Elixiia (Magicka/Healer) / Lotti Velooni (Magicka)
    DragonKnight Xalora Flaminar (Tank) / Unholy-Dragon-Toad (Tank)
    Nightblade Aimee Owlious (Magicka) / Myttens (Stamina)
    Warden: Frosti-Tute (Magicka/Healer) Boops-Many-Snoots (Stamina/Tank)
  • Zenzuki
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    Can Open...
    Worms EVERYWHERE!
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  • Greydir
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    This will be a Buff, if you do this content in a Group bigger than 12 People (Limit is 4)
    Ebenherzpakt
    Sir Greydir - Dunmer DK
    Don Greydir - Kajit NB
    Ser Greydir - Imperial DK
    Dieser-Greydir-Heilt - Argonier Templer
    Greydir Finsterklinge - Bretone NB
    Greydir Drakenson - Nord Hüter
    Clear: vAA HM - vHrC HM - vSO HM - vMoL HM - vHoF TTT - vAS [+2] - vCR [+3] GH - vSS HM - vKA HM - vRG
  • Banana
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    They must the whole player base is on drugs or just morons
  • Naerri
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    This will be a buff if PS4/Xbox players could experience proper gameplay...aka PC.
  • Maff
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    This will be a buff if you rub salt into your own eyes.

    This will be a buff of you rage quit and discover there is a real world outside.

    This will be a buff if you never bought ESO.
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