(NA/PC ) What PVP Guilds are Still Active?

Publius_Scipio

Lord Fengrush & DC Champions. Great guild name.

I applaud this thread. I play on TF, prime time mostly, and It really only feels as though DC has one maybe two guilds running at any given night. VE (more recently) and BoD.

vamp_emily

OP can u please fix the name

Pugs of DaggerFall (PD)___________Currently in BwB

change it to

Pugz of DaggerFall (PD)___________Currently in BwB

Glory

Publius_Scipio wrote: »

Lord Fengrush & DC Champions. Great guild name.

I applaud this thread. I play on TF, prime time mostly, and It really only feels as though DC has one maybe two guilds running at any given night. VE (more recently) and BoD.

This is a joke right?

Publius_Scipio

Glory wrote: »

Publius_Scipio wrote: »

Lord Fengrush & DC Champions. Great guild name.

I applaud this thread. I play on TF, prime time mostly, and It really only feels as though DC has one maybe two guilds running at any given night. VE (more recently) and BoD.

This is a joke right?

Does it look to you like I am laughing? DOES IT LOOK TO YOU LIKE I AM F[SNIP]ING LAUGHING!?

Kilandros

Glory wrote: »

Publius_Scipio wrote: »

Lord Fengrush & DC Champions. Great guild name.

I applaud this thread. I play on TF, prime time mostly, and It really only feels as though DC has one maybe two guilds running at any given night. VE (more recently) and BoD.

This is a joke right?

Publius_Scipio

Scipio give Kilandros sweet chin music.


Scipio grabs Kilandros and puts him through the barbershop window



Now to me Mr. Kilandros, that is funny. next time Invictus make sure to keep your dogs on their leashes!

TBois

Ghostbane wrote: »

@Crispen_Longbow I no longer represent Hagnado, but I am 99% sure it is disbanned.

New guild, twrx time to titty twist purple

heystreethawk

Publius_Scipio wrote: »

Glory wrote: »

Publius_Scipio wrote: »

Lord Fengrush & DC Champions. Great guild name.

I applaud this thread. I play on TF, prime time mostly, and It really only feels as though DC has one maybe two guilds running at any given night. VE (more recently) and BoD.

This is a joke right?

Does it look to you like I am laughing? DOES IT LOOK TO YOU LIKE I AM F[SNIP]ING LAUGHING!?

It looks like you don't PvP, or at the very least, you don't actually have any idea what's happening in the world of actual PvP; given that I have only actually seen you in the game once, standing motionless on the outskirts of Aleswell Farm, perhaps this perception is accurate.

Thelon

a true rp'er is often felt but seldom seen

Publius_Scipio

Hey! Street Hawk! I've been around Cyrodiil more than you know. I've even been in and out of your bird house and you didn't know. I've seen the sun rise and the sun set on "legends" all throughout Tamriel. I have seen guilds talk a big game, waste their time posting videos, and then disappearing into thin air like an infant's fart in the night.

I have seen the "pros" hop and skip through all the "eras of cheese". American, Swiss, Brie, Cheddar, Mozzarella, Parmigiano Reggiano, etc. I knew you were coming to Ales farm before you even began flapping your wings and took flight.

Over three years! All ears! You know who never changed? Me!

*Scipio extends his arms straight out to his sides*

heystreethawk

Publius_Scipio wrote: »

Hey! Street Hawk! I've been around Cyrodiil more than you know. I've even been in and out of your bird house and you didn't know.

And you didn't remark on our immaculate tree selection??

I've seen the sun rise and the sun set on "legends" all throughout Tamriel. I have seen guilds talk a big game, waste their time posting videos, and then disappearing into thin air like an infant's fart in the night.

From Aleswell farm, or elsewhere?

I have seen the "pros" hop and skip through all the "eras of cheese". American, Swiss, Brie, Cheddar, Mozzarella, Parmigiano Reggiano, etc. I knew you were coming to Ales farm before you even began flapping your wings and took flight.

Do you stand outside Aleswell Farm, equip binoculars, and write down what sandwiches people are making? Is this why the only players/guilds you seem to be aware of are streamers?

Over three years! All ears! You know who never changed? Me!

If you did change your build, though, like update it from 1.5 or whatever, you might find in yourself the courage to move farther than an unflagged keep.

*Scipio extends his arms straight out to his sides*

Are you saying you are Jesus, or just a Scott Stapp figure?

Oh, nevermind. I see from your gif you believe you are Princess Diana.


OOC: this is now a professional wrestling style pretend rivalry

Thelon

heystreethawk wrote: »

this is now a professional wrestling style pretend rivalry

stuartx13

Publius_Scipio wrote: »

Lord Fengrush & DC Champions. Great guild name.

I applaud this thread. I play on TF, prime time mostly, and It really only feels as though DC has one maybe two guilds running at any given night. VE (more recently) and BoD.

100% not the way i see it SG (PUG GUILD) run all the time keep's takeing scrolls and being the firefighters of DC.

Publius_Scipio

I am going to clip your wings bird man for these insults you have thrown at me! I will run through your entire Disney World guild of brooms come to life (your guild is Fantasia right?)! I am then going to fold you all back into the VHS tape sleeve and place you back on the shelf in between The Fox & The Hound and Aladdin!

https://youtu.be/Ait_Fs6UQhQ

I am the guy who beat Murder Thumbs in a thumb wrestling contest, unceremoniously ending his time in Tamriel!!!

https://youtu.be/XyMdwyy_n80

Publius_Scipio

Lol, o man i can't resist. I used Mickey Mouse against an entire AD guild lol. Man, I do enjoy myself.

Humphie

Isn't it time for bed, kids?

heystreethawk

Publius_Scipio wrote: »

I am going to clip your wings bird man for these insults you have thrown at me! I will run through your entire Disney World guild of brooms come to life (your guild is Fantasia right?)!

But how?!?! You'd have to actually attend a fight to have an opportunity to do that...!

I am then going to fold you all back into the VHS tape sleeve and place you back on the shelf in between The Fox & The Hound and Aladdin!

What kind of organization is that? It's not alphabetical, or chronological. Is this your shelf? You have a wacky sorting scheme.

https://youtu.be/Ait_Fs6UQhQ

In a shocking twist of events, I have already seen this movie on more than one occasion, and the VHS copy stands with its cover facing out on my otherwise impeccably organized shelf.

I am the guy who beat Murder Thumbs in a thumb wrestling contest, unceremoniously ending his time in Tamriel!!!

Was he AFK?

https://youtu.be/XyMdwyy_n80

Is this a video of you pretending that you're about to go fight somebody?

Publius_Scipio wrote: »

Lol, o man i can't resist. I used Mickey Mouse against an entire AD guild lol. Man, I do enjoy myself.

You linked a clip, but I'm not super sure that you used it to do anything.

Rickter

Publius_Scipio wrote: »

I've seen the sun rise and the sun set on "legends" all throughout Tamriel. I have seen guilds talk a big game, waste their time posting videos, and then disappearing into thin air like an infant's fart in the night.

I have seen the "pros" hop and skip through all the "eras of cheese". American, Swiss, Brie, Cheddar, Mozzarella, Parmigiano Reggiano, etc. I knew you were coming to Ales farm before you even began flapping your wings and took flight.

Over three years! All ears! You know who never changed? Me!

*Scipio extends his arms straight out to his sides*

Scipio is the Ryan Seacrest of ESO. He knows of everyone. He knows all the drama. He knows the connections. I dont know him personally, or even remotely well. But i know him. Everyone knows him. Everything he said above is the truth. Scipio is an embedded historic figure of ESO PvP. If he so chooses he could chronicle every ESO PvP legend from launch to today more accurately than anyone else. He's never quit. He's always been a constant. ESO would be a hollow place without him.

Thank Akatosh he is Covenant.

Publius_Scipio

Rickter wrote: »

Publius_Scipio wrote: »

I've seen the sun rise and the sun set on "legends" all throughout Tamriel. I have seen guilds talk a big game, waste their time posting videos, and then disappearing into thin air like an infant's fart in the night.

I have seen the "pros" hop and skip through all the "eras of cheese". American, Swiss, Brie, Cheddar, Mozzarella, Parmigiano Reggiano, etc. I knew you were coming to Ales farm before you even began flapping your wings and took flight.

Over three years! All ears! You know who never changed? Me!

*Scipio extends his arms straight out to his sides*

Scipio is the Ryan Seacrest of ESO. He knows of everyone. He knows all the drama. He knows the connections. I dont know him personally, or even remotely well. But i know him. Everyone knows him. Everything he said above is the truth. Scipio is an embedded historic figure of ESO PvP. If he so chooses he could chronicle every ESO PvP legend from launch to today more accurately than anyone else. He's never quit. He's always been a constant. ESO would be a hollow place without him.

Thank Akatosh he is Covenant.

And just imagine me with a full blown mega meta op troll build. That would be something. But the reality is I have spent my ESO career lifting up the COVENANT and the names of all those who fight for it, against the hordes of Ebonfart Fact and Elf guilds. It's about true DC loyalists fighting constantly for the campaign win.

There was a time when emperorship and the campaign win meant something for all of us. But then certain players and guilds across all alliances, with little logic and a twisted and perverted sense of fun, decided that "farming" was the prescription the doctor ordered.

Well Scipio can safely say that if these individuals/guilds had simply logged off ESO, pulled some pornographic material of their choosing up on their screens, and played with their "twizzlers".... They would have in fact served themselves and ESO as a whole much better.

ZOS dislikes and forsakes me for whatever reason. I who respect them, their work and efforts, and their product.... But they sure love, hug, and kiss that smiling elf Sypher!

VirtualElizabeth

I sense the e-peen is strong with these folks.

heystreethawk

Publius_Scipio wrote: »

Rickter wrote: »

Publius_Scipio wrote: »

I've seen the sun rise and the sun set on "legends" all throughout Tamriel. I have seen guilds talk a big game, waste their time posting videos, and then disappearing into thin air like an infant's fart in the night.

I have seen the "pros" hop and skip through all the "eras of cheese". American, Swiss, Brie, Cheddar, Mozzarella, Parmigiano Reggiano, etc. I knew you were coming to Ales farm before you even began flapping your wings and took flight.

Over three years! All ears! You know who never changed? Me!

*Scipio extends his arms straight out to his sides*

Scipio is the Ryan Seacrest of ESO. He knows of everyone. He knows all the drama. He knows the connections. I dont know him personally, or even remotely well. But i know him. Everyone knows him. Everything he said above is the truth. Scipio is an embedded historic figure of ESO PvP. If he so chooses he could chronicle every ESO PvP legend from launch to today more accurately than anyone else. He's never quit. He's always been a constant. ESO would be a hollow place without him.

Thank Akatosh he doesn't actually pvp or we'd have a lot more VD on our recaps.

ZOS dislikes and forsakes me for whatever reason. I who respect them, their work and efforts, and their product.... But they sure love, hug, and kiss that smiling elf Sypher!

Well, they do have proof that Sypher actually logs in and plays the game. You, they're not sure about.

Dominionknights

New campaign Month lets get this updated. DK is on true flame 7pm-11pm est 16-24.

Last night it felt like DK was the only group moving the map for a few hours are we accurate on those AD TF groups?

Also could you add maybe guild contact for each guild. It could be helpful for coordination or just list maintenance.

saiyan_84

i saw zazeer and some GoS during daytime hours yesterday

Kartalin

saiyan_84 wrote: »

i saw zazeer and some GoS during daytime hours yesterday

He recently had emp on Azura's, too

Zander98

Zaz always is lurking in the shadows...

Publius_Scipio

Zander98 wrote: »

Zaz always is lurking in the shadows...

Zazebra back from the dead? Let us all remember a year ago when I sent him to the afterlife! Unedited and uncut!

Zazebra! An old archenemy of mine!! You sorry son of a wombat!!!

Watcha going to do now!? Watcha gonna do now that you no longer have your army behind you anymore!? Now an outcast.... A pariah on the run! Cursed by FENGRUSH!!!

*Zazebra frantically running, runs into an alleyway*
*Out of breath, panting, he sees the DEAD end*
*He hears the sound of someone stepping into a shallow puddle*
*Zazebra startled turns around lightning fast!*
*His eyes grow wide as Marvin the Martin's spaceship!*

Zazebra: SCIPIO!! But how!?

*Scipio doesn't move or make a sound. Continues to stare him down*
*Scipio unsheathes two swords from his belt*
*Zazebra scared backs up into the stone wall of the dead end. Takes a big gulp. His adam's apple up and down prominently*
*Scipio with his left arm tosses the sword down at Zazebra's feet*
*Scipio without any change in facial expression continues to stare him down*
*Zazebra cracks a smirk and while still holding the wall, bends his knees down without breaking eye contact with Scipio and grabs the sword*
*Zazebra stands back up with more confidence*

Zazebra: Mwwhahahaha! Scipio you fool! I always thought you were stupid! But this confirms it! I will cut you down and make my escape! I will build a new army and return to burn Tamriel itself!!! It will begin again!!!

*Scipio moves his head slowly side to side cracking his neck. He rolls his shoulders to loosen them up. Sword still in his right hand he cracks the knuckles in both his hands. Never breaking eye contact with Zazebra*
*Scipio in a deep controlled tone breaks his silence*

Scipio: No..... Now it ends....

*Zazebra squints his eyes in a angered but perturbed expression*
*Scipio charges right for Zazebra!!!*
*Zazebra's eyes grow wide and mouth drops!!!*

Scipio: HHHHhhhrrrrraaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!

*Movie screen abruptly cuts to all black*
*Audience only hears the single sound of a swift sword slash*

-Scene End-

And now the FIERY conclusion

(Rated R. Make sure Dignified Mouse and Kodi get Jules' permission to enter)

*Scene slowly opens back up*
*Still in the alleyway*
*A mortally wounded Zazebra lays on the damp ground, his back up against the wall of the dead end*
*Scipio standing above him, sword in hand, staring at Zazebra*
*Zazebra with the sword Scipio had tossed to him sticking out of his abdomen. His breathing heavy and labored. His lips coated and dripping with thick ruby red blood. Bouts of coughing where blood spurts and bubbles from his mouth*

Zazebra: So this is fate... My fate... *coughs and blood spurts out*.... Beaten by a true soldier of the COVENANT.....
Scipio: You chose your fate. You chose subversion. You were defeated when you succumbed to the insatiable lust you had for ultimate power.

*Zazebra tries to laugh but begins coughing strongly and more blood spurts out of his mouth*
*Zazebra with heavy and labored breathing regains some breath*

Zazebra: Always about your damn honor.... Always about your code... Am I right Scipio?....
Scipio: I live by the Code of the COVENANT. I do not agree with what the Ebonheart Pact and Aldmeri Dominion seek to achieve. But I can respect Pact and Dominion soldiers who believe in what they fight for and hold themselves to a code of honor.
Zazebra: Ha! Codes of honor.....
Scipio: Why Zazbera? Why did you allow yourself to fall to these desires? What about your men, those that followed you without question? What about Rylana *Zazebra in a louder and defiant tone interrupts Scipio before he can finish speaking*

Zazebra: Rylana is a fool! He is weak! *coughs and blood spurts out* Rylana doesn't know what true power is! He could never win the war! I did what was necessary to guarantee victory!!!
Scipio: And yet here you are. In an empty dirty alleyway defeated and breathing your last breaths.
Zazebra: Yes here I am taking my last breaths. Here because YOUR CODE won't allow you to finish the job! You can't take the life of an opponent you deem has already been beaten...*coughing*
Zazebra: You are weak Scipio. You could never sit on the Ruby Throne and rule.....
Scipio: I didn't join the war for the selfish reason of wearing a tin suit and ruling as emperor. Ruling as emperor over lands that are doomed to remain scarred for an era.

*Zazebra smirks*

Zazebra: You are weak. It will be known that the great Scipio was not able to finish the mighty Zazebra when he had the chance.
Scipio: I and the COVENANT fought you and your army many times over many years. And here after all that has transpired, all the loss and blood shed.... I don't feel hate for you.... I pity you.

*Scipio sheathes his sword, turns around and begins walking towards the alleyway street entrance*

Zazebra: Don't you turn your back to me boy!!! *strong coughing with more blood from the mouth* Don't you walk away from me! I am the mighty Zazebra!

*Scipio ignores Zazebra and keeps walking*

Zazebra: F[snip] the COVENANT!!!! F[snip] FENGRUSH!!!!!

*Scipio stops walking*
*Scipio unsheathes his sword!*
*He doesn't turn around, only turns his head and eyes over his shoulder back at Zazebra*
*Zazebra smirking and begins laughing with bouts of deep coughs and gasps for air*
*Scipio sheathes his sword and continues walking down the alleyway to the street*

Zazebra: F[snip] that filthy Imperial *** you call a mother!!!

*Scipio freezes dead in his tracks right at the alleyway entrance*
*Scipio this time does not turn his head around. He continues standing still and staring ahead towards the street*
*Zazebra begins yelling in a angry and defiant tone*

Zazebra: Your father found your mother in a goblin camp! He was too drunk to have known the difference when he created you!!
Zazebra: Ah yes! And what about LITTLE SISTER!!! Yes, Scipio's beautiful sister. The sister who grew up to be so beautiful and sophisticated. The woman who has attention of all the male suitors in Wayrest! Hair of the most lustrous dark brown! Smells like fresh cut Spring roses.... Yes, Scipio's little sister!!!!
Zazebra: You can leave me here to die.... But i promise you I will return as a LICH and I will oooo so enjoy ravaging little sister!!!
Zazebra: You will carry with you until your last day the regret that your CODE OF THE COVENANT made you weak!!! The CODE which won't allow you to finish me off now because it tells you that you cannot strike down an already beaten opponent with YOUR BLADE!!!

*Scipio turns around and stares at Zazebra with a straight face*
*Scipio points to a sign above a door in the alleyway*
*Zazebra looks up and reads the sign*

Telel's Fine Khajiit Oil Lamps

*It strikes Zazebra!*
*Zazebra looks around the alleyway and realizes that the puddles, the damp ground.... DAMP WITH OIL FROM DISCARDED LAMPS!!!!!* (Khajiits aren't so great with keeping trash in order)

*Scipio's right hand goes into his pocket and he pulls out THE METAL SPOON USED TO CONSUME GREEK YOGURT!!!!!!!!*
*Scipio stares at Zazebra*
*Scipio strikes the metal spoon against the corner of the building causing a spark IGNITING THE OIL SOAKED GROUND!!!!!!!*

*Zazebra's eyes grow very wide for the last time!!!*
*Zazebra watches as the flames travel down the alleyway towards him!!!!*

Zazebra: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

*Zazebra is engulfed by the flames!!!!*

Zazebra: ARGGGGHHHH!!! ARGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!! ARGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!! ARRRRGGGGGGHhhhhhhhhhhh........

*After a handful of seconds the screams stop*
*Scipio stares down the fiery alleyway*
*Only thing that can be heard are the flames burning*

*Scipio places the spoon back in his pocket, turns around and walks away*

-Fin-

Edit: To add some context for those maybe who don't remember or weren't around back last year during Memorial Day Weekend. It was the infamous "weekend of darkness" for ESO. It was when Cheat Engine took center stage and was plastered as front page news (NOT fake news) all over the forums. Caught on video was Zazeer (aka Zazebra the red striped zebra and the Wicked Wombat of the Southwest Pacific) of Guild of Shadows flying high above his enemies (without strings holding him up) making it rain meteors like a violent hail storm. And so Scipio took to his keyboard to battle this demonic Australian.... One year ago.

Sallington

I'm just here to watch Scipio spit hot fire.

maxjapank

We've had reports that Wormhole, the Japanese guild that plays in Oceanic time zone on NA/PC Trueflame, has rerolled from DC to EP. This should bring a bit more balance to the Oceanic time population and strength. Big props to them for making the change. See...Oceanic always tends to work itself out

IxSTALKERxI

maxjapank wrote: »

We've had reports that Wormhole, the Japanese guild that plays in Oceanic time zone on NA/PC Trueflame, has rerolled from DC to EP. This should bring a bit more balance to the Oceanic time population and strength. Big props to them for making the change. See...Oceanic always tends to work itself out

Nice. I don't blame anyone for switching from DC during oceanic atm. So much farming to be had lmao.

IxSTALKERxI

Dominionknights wrote: »

Last night it felt like DK was the only group moving the map for a few hours are we accurate on those AD TF groups?

I havn't been pvpin lately. Will try and get groups going after Morrowind update, but some key players haven't been playing lately so not sure how much of a group will get going.