Favorite Argonian Names in ESO

That Darn Argonian

After Flicks-His-Tongue, my second favourite name is my own.

That Darn Argonian.

exeeter702

My argonian template is named

Mates-With-Slaughterfish

SlinkySlack

I've got : Glows-In-Dark
and Looks-In-Bag

Horker

Runs-with-Skooma, my templar
Faps-in-Shadows - banned
Argues-with-Toads - guild member

Greifenherz

This thread inspired me to create a new Argonian character, a templar healer-kind-of-sorts named Watches-Fools-Die. If you're stupid you're on your own. :P

Elhanan

My new Argonian Warden healer, Balances-the-Scales.

drakhan2002_ESO

I have 2...

Drank-the-Koolaid

and

Abducted-by-Aliens-Twice

stewhead2ub17_ESO

my wife's Argonian name is "Farts-While-Sneezing" lol

Fishstrom

I made a warden tank on the PTS and called him "Hit-me-harder" I thought I was pretty clever

Rinmaethodain

Farts-While-Runs

but be warned, this name is apparently against TOS, my friend received forced name change when someone reported him

stewhead2ub17_ESO

I don't know if these exist already but:

Loves-His-Alts
OCD-OCD-OCD

Warbow7

My two argonians are:

Stares-at-Guars and Wet-Noodle-Slaps

AzraelKrieg

I have one Argonian named More-Tail. Named after a friend's Argonian named Hunts-More-Tail

jrgray93

I named mine Oh Hist Waddup.

Animal_Mother

Tryxus wrote: »

I think I found my new Argonian - "Click for Photos"

theher0not

"Eats-her-eggs"-She was in a random group with me in Cyrro
"Only-Heals-Himself"- random healer looking for group in zone chat.

And ofc:

Tinus_92 wrote: »

Edit: A guildie also told me about an enemy he saw in Cyro called "Elizardbeth" once. I never saw her myself though.

BigBragg

My warden is named, Wonderful Lizard of Oz.

Saturnana

My bf's new warden, Basks-In-Spring

Kodrac

WuffyCerulei wrote: »

What are your favorite Argonian names you've seen in-game, both NPC and character?

OK tryhards, try this again. Don't list your characters names, but ones you've seen. Your fart jokes aren't actually funny.

Ryelis

Fetches-Glitter
Back-Wash
Sometimes-Eats-Fire
Makes-No-Soup

All NPCs. I've seen some good player names in passing, but can't remember any off the top of my head...

BigBragg

Kodrac wrote: »

WuffyCerulei wrote: »

What are your favorite Argonian names you've seen in-game, both NPC and character?

OK tryhards, try this again. Don't list your characters names, but ones you've seen. Your fart jokes aren't actually funny.

Are you going to make one named, Wakes-Up-On-Wrong-Side-Of-The-Bed?

Sci

Blames-The-Healer My Tank

Disconnects-Often My new Warden

Lets-Many-Die My PvP Healer

Reptile-Dysfunction My PvE Healer

mesmerizedish

Lusty Argonian Warden.

ShedsHisTail

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JWKe

Varian Wrynn

Saturn

If only we could go to The Shivering Isles and find "Runs-In-Circles"

Resfeber

I'm pretty fond of my Argonian Speaks-With-Ease. But my favourite will always be Runs-With-Scissors.

Savos_Saren

Asardes wrote: »

I want to make an Argonian Magplar or Mageblade called Steals-Your-Health, level him, dress him up in:
2 x Scourge Harvester (Heavy Impenetrable, magicka enchantments)
5 x Leeching Plate (3 x healthy jewelry spell damage enchantments, heavy Impenetrable chest and legs magicka enchantments)
5/4 x Twilight's Embrace (Medium hands, light waist, heavy feet all impenetrable, defending sword/resto staff, impenetrable shield)
Optional: make him a vampire too

Send him to Cyrodiil and watch the build fully metastasize

@Asardes - been there, done that. Argonian Mageblade named "Bathes-In-Blood". 5pc Leeching Plate, 5pc Bahraha's Curse, 2pc Scourge Harvester... vampire.

S1ipperyJim

Curragraigue wrote: »

Eats Your Children

Ooh must be related to my Argonian 'Eats-Small-Children'!

kargen27

alexandrutenhove wrote: »

Runs-with-Skooma, my templar
Faps-in-Shadows - banned
Argues-with-Toads - guild member

I almost used the name Moans-for-Gold but thought it might get a ban. Went with Drunk-as-Skunk instead.