Favorite Argonian Names in ESO

NordSwordnBoard

"Pusher-Man" (healer)

I'm your momma, I'm your daddy
I'm that lizard in the alley
I'm you're doctor, when in need,
Want some skooma, get wyrd tree'd
You know me, I'm your friend
Your main boy, thick and thin
I'm your Pusher Man
I'm your Pusher Man

Ref:

I was thinking "Tucks-Sweatshirt-Into-Jeans" but its too long.

Azurephoenix999

My main is called "Creates-Many-Things". Unsurprisingly, he's a crafter.

pandoraderomanus

Touches-Your-Tralala, my awesome lizardina-templar
Leeches-Your-Tick, newborn warden for low lvl pvp

Sweetpea704

My Argonian is named Likes Shiny Things. She is mostly a crafter and a mule, so appropriate.

Sheezabeast

I have Heals for Sweet Rolls, and Paints-the-Skies

_Salty_

Mine is Makes-You-Salty

dazee

_Salty_ wrote: »

Mine is Makes-You-Salty

Sounds like a pvp character.

Ximinetto

A more serious name i use when i played an argonian,before-moon. Taked from a OST of a well known fighting game.

Aesthier

Gucci

elijafire

WuffyCerulei wrote: »

What are your favorite Argonian names you've seen in-game, both NPC and character?

For NPCs, mine are Walks-Softly, Smells-Like-Guar, and Tips-the-Scales. For character names, they're Attunes-to-Aetherius, Dances-in-Red-Circles, and Falls-With-Stars (my own toon. Just really like her name).

Farts-Up-Wind

kadochka

Suggestions are Lives-Off-Sunlight, Heals-With-Bugs, Drinks-From-Moon, Lost-In-Mud...
My latest is Can't-Heal-Will-Revive, a Warden tank. (Backstory was she wanted to be a healer, but couldn't go through with it. She was born tough, and, as my friend not-so-gently put it, maybe got hit in the head too much.)

ezio45

my friend has one named polishes large swords..... pretty awesome

Salvas_Aren

Drinks-Your-Beer - a name a friend and me came up with, no clue if he exists

Eats-Your-Dinner - this one too

Eats-Your-Chicken - I think I have seen this char

Kills-Only-Dunmer - guess what he did to me ...

Farts-Far - on my friend list

Wears-A-Crown - my char, deleted him some time ago, twice ...

Lumenn

Have a magblade "Black of Soul" and a magden " Makes Grass Grow"

ArchMikem

Blue-Blizzard, for my MagWarden. She has blue scales.

Mr_Walker

Eats Roots and Leaves.

Obviously a vegetarian argonian.

ccmedaddy

"Switches-to-Geico"

MrGarlic

Just named my latest one, 'Lost His Marbles'

General_Zeranth

Favorite Player I've Seen:
Poops- When-Struck

Favorite NPC:
Drinks-with-Crabs

My Characters:
Master-of-None (Tank Warden)
Sings-to-the-Hist (Templar Healer)
Cheats-the-Reaper (Templar Healer)

seherrons

I saw someone with an Argonian character named "Youre A Lizard Harry" a couple of months back. I laughed obnoxiously loudly for a good five minutes afterwards. Easily the best name I'd seen for a while

kaiage

Runs-with-Splinters - He runs with splinter cells. xD

HappyLittleTree

Nightblade DPS: Jeetum-Shei (random combination of names i use since TESIII for my Argonians )

Templar Healer: Xaman-Ek (Mayan god of travelers and merchants)

Warden Tank: Happy-Little-Tree (obvious...was raised by a breton artist)

Strychnos

I always thought Big Head in Oblivion was a funny name. Argues-With-Frogs is another good one, she hangs out in Shadowfen.

I've got three Argonian characters myself in ESO (they are my favorite race). They are:

Toxlexel: AKA Speaks-Softly, my Templar healer

Grove-of-Trees-Swaying: My main character. He's a vampire and I've played him in ESO, Oblivion, Skyrim, and Morrowind. In ESO he's a Nightblade Tank, but I usually play him as a bow and alchemy type in other Elder Scrolls games.

Meera-Ei: AKA Eyes-Like-Fire, my PVP DK (Grove-of-Trees older sister).

Zacuel

Tucks-In-Elbows.

... Because we all like T-Rexs

MamaDruid

So many great and funny names! Here's a few:

Takes-Your-Shinies (thief)
Hides-Her-Eggs (hide yo kids, hide yo wife meme)
Walks-in-Clouds (daydreamer)
David-Icke-Fan (so many options from the reptilian/Illuminati conspiracy)

Lumenn

Black of Soul (magblade)
Makes Grass Grow (magden)

Lysette

My new argonian Warden is called "Got-Bear-Instead-of-Beer"

Reistr_the_Unbroken

Ok so my friend has an Argonian named nut buster extraordinaire or something along those lines

GreenLegendRan

Remains-Silent

All hail Sithis!

HiLyfe808

block-a-thot (one of my friends who tanks lol)

Farts-in-wind - when i seen that dudes name on xbox i had to stop and laugh.

Many others i seen that were funny running around and i can't remember the rest.