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Favorite Argonian Names in ESO
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Aurielle✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Elijah_Crow wrote: »Our new all Argonian Dungeon team for the Differently Geared:
Stands-in-stupid (Jim)
Pulls-with-face (Don)
Loots-in-combat (Katie)
Always-forgets-food (Bough)
Rages-on-voice-chat (me)
Loots-In-Combat is my new favourite, along with Breaks-Your-Immersion.
My Argonian is named Creates-Many-Things. She's a crafter, natch.
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Takes-No-Prisoner✭✭✭✭✭
✭Elijah_Crow wrote: »Our new all Argonian Dungeon team for the Differently Geared:
Stands-in-stupid (Jim)
Pulls-with-face (Don)
Loots-in-combat (Katie)
Always-forgets-food (Bough)
Rages-on-voice-chat (me)
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Lucius_Aelius✭✭✭✭I have three Argonians myself, but the only one who's name I'm especially fond of is Holds-The-Line, Mass Effect quotes ftw! Wags-His-Tail and Carries-Extra-Gear are okay names, but I wasn't trying to be outright funny with them, silly while still lore-friendly so not too silly.
As far as outright funny though, probably in this thread I've seen better ones than any I've noticed in game, Breaks-Your-Immersion especially tickles my funny bone all the moreso because I value immersion, it's just too on the nose not to laugh at. And besides, on Xbox especially non lore-frienly names are the rule rather than the exception (I just chalk it up to people having been given really stupid names by their parents *wink*), so if people are going to have a non-lore-friendly name it's nice to have it at least be silly and also take the form of a lore-frienly name.Edited by Lucius_Aelius on October 28, 2016 5:32PMDaggerfall Covenant - Scourge (Xbox NA) - GT: Lucius Aelius - Lord - 648CP
Lucius Aelius Aurelius - 50 Imperial Dragonknight - Centurion - Stam Tank
Lucius Aelius Valerius - 50 Imperial Templar - Lieutenant - Mag Heal/DPS
Lucius Aelius Regulus - 50 Imperial Nightblade - First Sergeant - Stam DPS
Lucius Aelius Augustus - 50 Imperial Sorcerer - Corporal - Mag DPS
Wags-His-Tail - 20 Argonian Sorcerer - Recruit - TBD
Holds-The-Line - 40 Argonian Dragonknight - Recruit - TBD
Carries-Extra-Gear - 4 Argonian Dragonknight - Recruit - TBD
Guildmaster - Wardens of the Covenant
Group Leader - xpThe Guildxp
Trader - Secret Sauce
Trader - Elite Dungeoneers3 -
rotaugen454✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Mine was named Poops-In-Armor. Then, after two years with that character, someone complained and I was forced to change the name to Soils-Armor."Get off my lawn!"0 -
DocFrost72✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭I'm surprised no one has nominated "Leaks-When-Struck", the bartender in riften.
I ought to make a bank toon out of my old Argonian tank. Might rename him to "Now-Claims-Disability" instead of "Kevin Lizardthorn."3 -
billp_ESO✭✭✭✭My Argonian is named "Toe-Sleeps".
Like when your foot goes to sleep, except it's only a toe.0 -
UrQuan✭✭✭✭✭
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If you do that then you need to group up with someone named So-Long.phreatophile wrote: »I've been tempted to make a tank called Tanks-Forall-The-Fish.
Someone stole my sweetrollCaius Drusus Imperial DK (DC)
Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp5 -
SirAndy✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭WuffyCerulei wrote: »What are your favorite Argonian names you've seen in-game, both NPC and character?
My dedicated PvP character is a female Bosmer with an Argonian name:
Likes-Her-Shackles
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Abeille✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭I tried to make one named Michael-Down-Your-Vincents on pts once, but the name is too long
(It is a reference to Rick and Morty)Just so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.
Meet my characters:Command: Do the thing.
Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.0 -
geonsocal✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭there's an argonian DC IC merchant named "Licks-His-Claws"...pretty childish - but, it makes me laugh everytime I see him...PVP Campaigns Section: Playstation NA and EU (Gray Host) - This Must be the Place0 -
Silver_Strider✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Tanks-The-Floor = Templar Tank
Not-Here-Mentally = Magic Sorc
Please-Stop-Dying = DK Healer
Argonian forever2 -
Smasherx74✭✭✭✭✭
✭I liked Lifts-her-tail
oh and cant forget hates-to-healEdited by Smasherx74 on October 28, 2016 7:46PMMaster Debater1 -
Drummerx04✭✭✭✭✭
✭Dances-With-ZergsPC/NA - Nightfighters, Raid Leader and Officer
Lilith Arujo - DC sorc tank/dps/healer - Dro-m'Athra Destroyer, Gryphon Heart, Grand Warlord
Lilith Tortorici - DC templar trials healer
Notable Completions:
vAS (72k), vMoL HM (160k), vAA HM (135k), vHRC HM, vSO HM (141k), vHoF HM (168k), vCR+3(129k), vDSA 45k, vMA 591k
Original Addons:
Lilith's Group Manager
Lilith's Lazy Hacks - Auto Recharge/Repair
Bot Scanner 2000
Lilith's Command History
Maintained Addons:
Kill Counter5 -
TheShadowScout✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Once upon a time, one of my characters came upon an argonian traveller, curiously named "Walks-With-Both-Hands". Said argonian remarked upon his name, and explained it was the tresult of a typoo made by an inept dunmer registrar who appearently could not tell an "N" from an "L" or something of the sort... but I am not really sure if this story is true, or just mere fabrication to amuse and entertain the listener...
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SolarCat02✭✭✭✭✭I always liked No-Fingers, and his story behind the name.
My Argonian tank is named Stands-in-Danger.Why be normal when you can be better?
Elissandra Ravenwing, Magicka Dragonknight Healer
Lady Kalila, Stamina Templar DPS
Stands-in-Danger, Nightblade Saptank
Zalarah, Stamina Dragonknight DPS0 -
ThePaleItalian✭✭✭✭✭
✭Erect-my-SpineConan, what is good in life?
Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.
PS4 Screen Name: The_Pale_Italian
ZweiHandler - Orc DK Tank
Solstice StormHaven - Magika Sorc
Oba Nobanaga - Stam NB0 -
Aurielle✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭I was inspired by this thread to delete an alt I hadn't done much of anything with. Introducing...
*snicker*10 -
Iphin✭✭✭Funniest one I saw was another player - "Aims-For-Crotch"."Those who believe in Telekinesis, raise my hand."4 -
TrinityBreaker✭✭✭✭✭Du'riel Demetros
Shows-the-Build
Dawny-of-Dreams
Shown-the-BuildEbonheart for life.
Xbox NA
I am Dog Star.
Khajiit Stam Sorc - Ji'saad Ranajiradh AR 30
Khajiit Mag DK - Kesjhad
Khajiit Magblade - Ji'sava Ak'nir
Fat Khajiit Stamplar - Dro'haniAk'nir - AR 36
Khajiit Stam Dk - Diego Ri'jhad - AR 49
Khajiit Magplar - Dro'nara Ak'nir
Khajiit StamBlade - Ri'artharr Ak'nir
Fat Khajiit Stamden - Dro'hani Warbreaker
Argonian Stam DK - Tiberius Demetros
Khajiit Stamplar - Diëgo Ri'jhad
Fat Khajiit Stam DK - Drö'hani Ak'nir/Dances-With-Alkosh
Khajiit Magden - Arctic Mayhem0 -
TrinityBreaker✭✭✭✭✭That Darn Argonian wrote: »Stumbled upon the amazing dancer/consort "Flicks-His-Tongue" while searching for Bequeather.
I think he's my favourite!
Where can I find this npc?Ebonheart for life.
Xbox NA
I am Dog Star.
Khajiit Stam Sorc - Ji'saad Ranajiradh AR 30
Khajiit Mag DK - Kesjhad
Khajiit Magblade - Ji'sava Ak'nir
Fat Khajiit Stamplar - Dro'haniAk'nir - AR 36
Khajiit Stam Dk - Diego Ri'jhad - AR 49
Khajiit Magplar - Dro'nara Ak'nir
Khajiit StamBlade - Ri'artharr Ak'nir
Fat Khajiit Stamden - Dro'hani Warbreaker
Argonian Stam DK - Tiberius Demetros
Khajiit Stamplar - Diëgo Ri'jhad
Fat Khajiit Stam DK - Drö'hani Ak'nir/Dances-With-Alkosh
Khajiit Magden - Arctic Mayhem2 -
Malnutrition✭✭✭Soaped-in-Prison was the funniest I've seen, sadly ZOS nerfed the guys name fairly quickly.1 -
AzraelKrieg✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭Gnaws-On-Squirrels was an amazing argonian. Though Drinks-Under-Tables is pretty good too. @Beerbong_GinnGold Dragons Guildmaster PC-NACR2000+Kalthar Wolf-Brother – EP Templar - 50 Maeli Valen - EP NB - 50Naps-During-Trials – EP Templar - 50Rulnakh - EP Sorc - 50Azrael Krieg - EP NB – 50Uvithasa Telvanni – EP DK – 50More-Tail - EP Warden - 50Narile Galen - EP Sorc - 50Bone Soldier - EP Necro - 50Naps-During-Trails - EP Necro - 503 -
Tryxus✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Hates-Proc-Meta
Spams-Radiant-Destruction
Wears-Black-Rose
Fifty-Argonian-Shades
Erects-Every-Spine
Too lazy to make em
Edit: just checked, names are all available on EU Edited by Tryxus on October 29, 2016 7:15PM"We're all born under the same sky and on the same earth. Therefore, we all deserve the same amount of respect."
Tryxus of the Undying Song - Warden - PC/EU2
