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Something very disturbing happened to Khajiit ...

  • Grymmoire
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    Seems many Khajit here have been dipping their whiskers into that illegal lightning bug infused Skooma!
  • SantieClaws
    SantieClaws
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    You do not dip the whiskers into skooma.

    You plunge in your nose as if diving from a high cliff into a sea full of the friendly, friendly slaughterfish!

    Ah the rush ... this one would imagine ... she has heard. Skooma is bad kittens.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws
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  • TheWhiteDarkness
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    The evidence so far it suggests this is only a curse afflicting the khajiit.

    Thus this one she blames the elves.

    My imperial has a similar affliction. Yes lets blame the elves!

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    A Khajiit and a Wood Elf Walk up to a market stall.

    The Khajiit whisks three rabbit pasties into his pocket with lightning speed.
    The baker doesn't notice.

    The Khajiit says to the Wood Elf:
    "You see how clever this one is? You will never beat that!"

    The Wood Elf says to the Khajiit:
    "Watch this, a Wood Elf is always cleverer than a Khajiit."

    He then says to the baker,
    "Give me a rabbit pasty, I can show you a magic trick!"

    The baker gives him the pasty which the Wood Elf promptly eats.
    Then he says to the baker:
    "Give me another pasty for my magic trick."

    The baker is getting suspicious but he gives it to him. He eats this one too.

    Then he says again:
    "Give me one more pasty... "

    The baker is getting angry now but gives him one anyway. The Wood Elf eats this one too.

    Now the baker is really mad, and he yells:
    "And where is your famous magic trick?"

    The Wood Elf says:
    "Look in the Khajiit's pocket!"
  • SantieClaws
    SantieClaws
    Community Ambassador
    Khajiit she wonders what all of the other afflicted were doing just before you were cursed?

    Could it be the effect of a spell from another player? Use of an emote? (using an emote cured this one and she waved just before she turned green).

    Khajiit basically wants to try and find a cause or cure before Friday when her guildmates will use the dungeon run to try and turn her green as much as possible.

    Yours with paws
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  • TheWhiteDarkness
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    Khajiit she wonders what all of the other afflicted were doing just before you were cursed?

    My imperial had just stepped out of a portal. I think swapping weapons cured her. My Khajiit had just logged in, then switched costumes to cure herself of the shiny curse.
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    A laugh a day keeps the Crown Crates away! :
    A Khajiit and a Wood Elf Walk up to a market stall.

    The Khajiit whisks three rabbit pasties into his pocket with lightning speed.
    The baker doesn't notice.

    The Khajiit says to the Wood Elf:
    "You see how clever this one is? You will never beat that!"

    The Wood Elf says to the Khajiit:
    "Watch this, a Wood Elf is always cleverer than a Khajiit."

    He then says to the baker,
    "Give me a rabbit pasty, I can show you a magic trick!"

    The baker gives him the pasty which the Wood Elf promptly eats.
    Then he says to the baker:
    "Give me another pasty for my magic trick."

    The baker is getting suspicious but he gives it to him. He eats this one too.

    Then he says again:
    "Give me one more pasty... "

    The baker is getting angry now but gives him one anyway. The Wood Elf eats this one too.

    Now the baker is really mad, and he yells:
    "And where is your famous magic trick?"

    The Wood Elf says:
    "Look in the Khajiit's pocket!"
  • Preyfar
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    I think it's intentional, especially since the voice actor for the Incredible Hulk is in the new DLC. XD
  • Cogo
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    @SantieClaws

    Hi Kittah! This post has such a good STYLE, that I can almost hear the Kajiit awesome dialect in you...cat!

    Orcs knows almost nothing about style, but everything about personality, and you got it, CAT!
    Your Green Style is cool, Gina said so!
    Edited by Cogo on August 3, 2016 12:07PM
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  • L2Pissue
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    you look Fugly santy
    Your signature is your gaming progress which you may include in your résumé for next job application
  • deruddb14_ESO
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    Is this a bug or does this one need to find a new supplier for her sweet sweet treats?

    Khajiit was just dancing with a very handsome male Khajiit in Wayrest. We waved goodbye on the best of terms and then Khajiit she turns green!

    This one she was able to make it go away by dancing again.

    Yours with paws
    Incredibly Radioactive Claws

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    The incredible Santie Claws

    Terminal Mange, may I have your stuff?
  • SantieClaws
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    Khajiit she has eight apprentices. You would need to fight them all for any of the stuff of Khajiit.

    Spiny Tim he is more lethal than he looks. Do not let the size of the orphan lizard boy fool you. Only notice the speed of his blades!

    Yours with paws (and stuff)
    Santie Claws
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  • SantieClaws
    SantieClaws
    Community Ambassador
    This one is pleased to report that her fur retained its original snow white hue last evening.

    Khajiit is comforted by knowing that the cause cannot have been fishing related.

    Yours with paws full of the last stupid blue fish in Auridon
    Santie Claws
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  • Lysette
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    The outfit it looks much better when khajiit is not cursed and glowing.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

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    Santie in Anvil

    That is really nice color combination you found there.
  • SantieClaws
    SantieClaws
    Community Ambassador
    The signature colours of the Fishmas khajiit - red and green. This is why khajiit could only wear her armour until this day.

    This one she still hopes for a system that allows you to wear an armour hat with a costume so that she may resume the use of her much loved level 14 khajjit style hat.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws
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  • Lysette
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    Lysette wrote: »
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    Do not make this one Angry. You would not like this one, when this one is Angry?

    what an "incredible" response

    I guess it is a reference to something what NPCs say sometimes about being grumpy and you won't like them being grumpy.

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    do u even Marvel, Bro?

    Marvel - to be filled with with wonder and astonishment - I do not believe in wonders and astonishment meaning "great surprise", well that is rarely happening to me. But I guess you refer to comic heroes, and those are not my thing at all. But I see now how this is a reference to the "incredible hulk" - a series which was on air far before I was even born.
  • menedhyn
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    Santie Claws. Rapidly gaining the same cult status as M'aiq in my view... for very different reasons, of course!

    :)
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  • starkerealm
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    Is this a bug or does this one need to find a new supplier for her sweet sweet treats?

    Khajiit was just dancing with a very handsome male Khajiit in Wayrest. We waved goodbye on the best of terms and then Khajiit she turns green!

    Jealousy is a cruel and fickle mistress, San.
  • Lysette
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    This happened to me today as well - I did nothing special - just walking out the door of the Enchanter in Daggerfall - and outside my costume got a neon-green glow - not totally green, just a mix of glowing green with the color of my costume and as well part of my skin was colored like this. I unequipped the costume and equipped it again and it was gone.

    @ZOS_GinaBruno could you please forward this to a person, which can make use of this information and look into it?
  • Wreuntzylla
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    Hmph, each of you should have noticed that you were terribly mean to me before you turned green...
  • captainwolfos
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    Wasn't there a Winterhold College side quest like this? XD
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  • aliyavana
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    plz notice me santiee! this one wants skoomamixed with fish for fishmass!
    Zebendal- Stam Sorc, PC NA
  • SantieClaws
    SantieClaws
    Community Ambassador
    plz notice me santiee! this one wants skoomamixed with fish for fishmass!

    Khajiit would urge caution when mixing fish with skooma. Be sure only to use the quality ingredients and make sure Grandma is already taking the post Fishmas dinner nap.

    Incidentally this one she is happy to report that she did not turn green once during last night's adventures in the Cradle of Shadows.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

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  • SantieClaws
    SantieClaws
    Community Ambassador
    Ah sometimes the temptation of the unguarded food container. It cannot be resisted no.

    Khajiit she has sympathy with that one.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws
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  • TheWhiteDarkness
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    Wasn't there a Winterhold College side quest like this? XD

    It was the quest Brelyna's Practice: Its Not Easy Being Green
    One more reason to think it's the elves fault!

    It's your vision that went green :
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    Edited by TheWhiteDarkness on August 6, 2016 11:10AM
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    PC/EU DC
    A laugh a day keeps the Crown Crates away! :
    A Khajiit and a Wood Elf Walk up to a market stall.

    The Khajiit whisks three rabbit pasties into his pocket with lightning speed.
    The baker doesn't notice.

    The Khajiit says to the Wood Elf:
    "You see how clever this one is? You will never beat that!"

    The Wood Elf says to the Khajiit:
    "Watch this, a Wood Elf is always cleverer than a Khajiit."

    He then says to the baker,
    "Give me a rabbit pasty, I can show you a magic trick!"

    The baker gives him the pasty which the Wood Elf promptly eats.
    Then he says to the baker:
    "Give me another pasty for my magic trick."

    The baker is getting suspicious but he gives it to him. He eats this one too.

    Then he says again:
    "Give me one more pasty... "

    The baker is getting angry now but gives him one anyway. The Wood Elf eats this one too.

    Now the baker is really mad, and he yells:
    "And where is your famous magic trick?"

    The Wood Elf says:
    "Look in the Khajiit's pocket!"
  • SantieClaws
    SantieClaws
    Community Ambassador
    Khajiit today she encountered a problem with her chef. This one thinks maybe there was an accident with the cooking oil.

    The problem it was gone though when the chef she was fully alive in Tamriel.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

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    Oily chef
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  • Refuse2GrowUp
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    Is this a bug or does this one need to find a new supplier for her sweet sweet treats?

    Khajiit was just dancing with a very handsome male Khajiit in Wayrest. We waved goodbye on the best of terms and then Khajiit she turns green!

    This one she was able to make it go away by dancing again.

    Yours with paws
    Incredibly Radioactive Claws

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    The incredible Santie Claws

    Lol, you did more than dance if you are turning green :wink:
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  • Mojmir
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    Is this a bug or does this one need to find a new supplier for her sweet sweet treats?

    Khajiit was just dancing with a very handsome male Khajiit in Wayrest. We waved goodbye on the best of terms and then Khajiit she turns green!

    This one she was able to make it go away by dancing again.

    Yours with paws
    Incredibly Radioactive Claws

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    The incredible Santie Claws

    Lol, you did more than dance if you are turning green :wink:

    one word,absinthe
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  • aldriq
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    Mojmir wrote: »
    one word,absinthe

    Green skooma :open_mouth:
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