PC/Mac Natch Potes v2.5.5

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  • ZOS_GinaBruno
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    Nifty2g wrote: »
    Can I get a teaser from page 15? @ZOS_GinaBruno my favourite game

    Sure, why not!
    • Shadow Cloak: Fixed an issue where the invisibility from this ability and its morphs was being broken by certain abilities including Uppercut, Critical Charge, Volatile Armor, Scourge Harvester, and Vicecanon of Venom.
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  • Mady
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    Nifty2g wrote: »
    Can I get a teaser from page 15? @ZOS_GinaBruno my favourite game

    Sure, why not!
    • Shadow Cloak: Fixed an issue where the invisibility from this ability and its morphs was being broken by certain abilities including Uppercut, Critical Charge, Volatile Armor, Scourge Harvester, and Vicecanon of Venom.

    Nice try >:)
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    sAnn92 wrote: »
    Lord_Wrath wrote: »
    MissBizz wrote: »
    Sorry guys, we're working as fast as we can!

    What're you doing here @ZOS_GinaBruno ??? Shouldn't you be working on the servers???

    (No. Don't touch anything!!! I mean like, go cheerlead, motivational talks, something to that effect. Don't break things more by touching) ;)

    Haha yeah, you don't want me touching the servers or any code. :sweat_smile:

    Two things regarding the patch notes: First, we will have a section at the bottom calling out what's new since we published 2.5.4 on the PTS for your convenience. We also know it's frustrating to have to wait for them to be published, especially since the servers are offline for a significant amount of time today. We do this for a number of reasons though, including allowing QA to run a number of tests surrounding a patch and its fixes.


    I always thought it would be interesting to get a break down of a normal patch day. Just to know what you guys go through on those days. Nothing specific like servers caught fire Ronald barely escaped with his life! But a more generic look since im sure you have to have a general routine you follow. Like an outline. I think it would be cool. But maybe im just a wierdo.

    Anyway I know it isnt something you can do right this instant but maybe in the future. Or maybe you have and there is a link somewhere?

    They dont give a trump lol theyll ignore this. Its pathetic to wait for the end of maintenance to view patch notes but whatever, they operate and do whatever they want with any reason they wish to give.

    They do whatever they want, exactly.

    Just because you are bored and you don't know what to do with your life doesn't mean they got to publish the notes earlier to cater to you, self entitled ***

    The point is that Gina said we have to wait while QA does their stuff.

    However, the definition of what they are testing is the Natch Potes. When you get as far as testing, the requirements should already be set in stone.

    Writing patch notes after the update is made available implies that they are tailoring the notes to match what they delivered, rather than tailoring the delivery to match the requirements.

    But then all the testing should have been done and dusted days ago, and this exercise should just be one of installing the update... and checking that it doesn't break anything :o

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    Nifty2g wrote: »
    Can I get a teaser from page 15? @ZOS_GinaBruno my favourite game

    Sure, why not!
    • Shadow Cloak: Fixed an issue where the invisibility from this ability and its morphs was being broken by certain abilities including Uppercut, Critical Charge, Volatile Armor, Scourge Harvester, and Vicecanon of Venom.

    Are you sure that's not from a previous set of patch notes! :p
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  • Wolfkeks
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    *Hacking Natch Potes*

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  • Hexspinner
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  • ZOS_GinaBruno
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    sAnn92 wrote: »
    Lord_Wrath wrote: »
    MissBizz wrote: »
    Sorry guys, we're working as fast as we can!

    What're you doing here @ZOS_GinaBruno ??? Shouldn't you be working on the servers???

    (No. Don't touch anything!!! I mean like, go cheerlead, motivational talks, something to that effect. Don't break things more by touching) ;)

    Haha yeah, you don't want me touching the servers or any code. :sweat_smile:

    Two things regarding the patch notes: First, we will have a section at the bottom calling out what's new since we published 2.5.4 on the PTS for your convenience. We also know it's frustrating to have to wait for them to be published, especially since the servers are offline for a significant amount of time today. We do this for a number of reasons though, including allowing QA to run a number of tests surrounding a patch and its fixes.


    I always thought it would be interesting to get a break down of a normal patch day. Just to know what you guys go through on those days. Nothing specific like servers caught fire Ronald barely escaped with his life! But a more generic look since im sure you have to have a general routine you follow. Like an outline. I think it would be cool. But maybe im just a wierdo.

    Anyway I know it isnt something you can do right this instant but maybe in the future. Or maybe you have and there is a link somewhere?

    They dont give a trump lol theyll ignore this. Its pathetic to wait for the end of maintenance to view patch notes but whatever, they operate and do whatever they want with any reason they wish to give.

    They do whatever they want, exactly.

    Just because you are bored and you don't know what to do with your life doesn't mean they got to publish the notes earlier to cater to you, self entitled ***

    The point is that Gina said we have to wait while QA does their stuff.

    However, the definition of what they are testing is the Natch Potes. When you get as far as testing, the requirements should already be set in stone.

    Writing patch notes after the update is made available implies that they are tailoring the notes to match what they delivered, rather than tailoring the delivery to match the requirements.

    But then all the testing should have been done and dusted days ago, and this exercise should just be one of installing the update... and checking that it doesn't break anything :o

    You're correct that the contents of the update should already be set in stone - and they are. QA typically isn't testing the fixes contained in a patch, but rather things like logging in, creating a character, making sure you can load into zones, any hardware-related items, etc. What we don't want happening is that we post the patch notes for a patch that isn't available yet, something horrible happens during maintenance, and we have to revert one item (or even an entire patch!). This is why we prefer to wait until QA has a chance to do a quick sanity check.

    Gosh, if we had to wait to write patch notes until after the update...

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  • Wolfkeks
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    sAnn92 wrote: »
    Lord_Wrath wrote: »
    MissBizz wrote: »
    Sorry guys, we're working as fast as we can!

    What're you doing here @ZOS_GinaBruno ??? Shouldn't you be working on the servers???

    (No. Don't touch anything!!! I mean like, go cheerlead, motivational talks, something to that effect. Don't break things more by touching) ;)

    Haha yeah, you don't want me touching the servers or any code. :sweat_smile:

    Two things regarding the patch notes: First, we will have a section at the bottom calling out what's new since we published 2.5.4 on the PTS for your convenience. We also know it's frustrating to have to wait for them to be published, especially since the servers are offline for a significant amount of time today. We do this for a number of reasons though, including allowing QA to run a number of tests surrounding a patch and its fixes.


    I always thought it would be interesting to get a break down of a normal patch day. Just to know what you guys go through on those days. Nothing specific like servers caught fire Ronald barely escaped with his life! But a more generic look since im sure you have to have a general routine you follow. Like an outline. I think it would be cool. But maybe im just a wierdo.

    Anyway I know it isnt something you can do right this instant but maybe in the future. Or maybe you have and there is a link somewhere?

    They dont give a trump lol theyll ignore this. Its pathetic to wait for the end of maintenance to view patch notes but whatever, they operate and do whatever they want with any reason they wish to give.

    They do whatever they want, exactly.

    Just because you are bored and you don't know what to do with your life doesn't mean they got to publish the notes earlier to cater to you, self entitled ***

    The point is that Gina said we have to wait while QA does their stuff.

    However, the definition of what they are testing is the Natch Potes. When you get as far as testing, the requirements should already be set in stone.

    Writing patch notes after the update is made available implies that they are tailoring the notes to match what they delivered, rather than tailoring the delivery to match the requirements.

    But then all the testing should have been done and dusted days ago, and this exercise should just be one of installing the update... and checking that it doesn't break anything :o

    You're correct that the contents of the update should already be set in stone - and they are. QA typically isn't testing the fixes contained in a patch, but rather things like logging in, creating a character, making sure you can load into zones, any hardware-related items, etc. What we don't want happening is that we post the patch notes for a patch that isn't available yet, something horrible happens during maintenance, and we have to revert one item (or even an entire patch!). This is why we prefer to wait until QA has a chance to do a quick sanity check.

    Gosh, if we had to wait to write patch notes until after the update...

    Chris-morris-jumps-out-window-o.gif

    That gif made me smile :joy:
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  • Moloch1514
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    So while we wait, care to chat about that Breton Hero costume @ZOS_GinaBruno? There are many who are waiting for a response to the one thread the mods allowed to stay open!! :)
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  • AlexWars
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    I like these memes and gifs. Everyone would rather have a working update than a update that does not load zones well, etc.
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  • Nifty2g
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    Nifty2g wrote: »
    Can I get a teaser from page 15? @ZOS_GinaBruno my favourite game

    Sure, why not!
    • Shadow Cloak: Fixed an issue where the invisibility from this ability and its morphs was being broken by certain abilities including Uppercut, Critical Charge, Volatile Armor, Scourge Harvester, and Vicecanon of Venom.
    Ohhhhh page 17 B)
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  • Shader_Shibes
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    Wolfkeks wrote: »
    sAnn92 wrote: »
    Lord_Wrath wrote: »
    MissBizz wrote: »
    Sorry guys, we're working as fast as we can!

    What're you doing here @ZOS_GinaBruno ??? Shouldn't you be working on the servers???

    (No. Don't touch anything!!! I mean like, go cheerlead, motivational talks, something to that effect. Don't break things more by touching) ;)

    Haha yeah, you don't want me touching the servers or any code. :sweat_smile:

    Two things regarding the patch notes: First, we will have a section at the bottom calling out what's new since we published 2.5.4 on the PTS for your convenience. We also know it's frustrating to have to wait for them to be published, especially since the servers are offline for a significant amount of time today. We do this for a number of reasons though, including allowing QA to run a number of tests surrounding a patch and its fixes.


    I always thought it would be interesting to get a break down of a normal patch day. Just to know what you guys go through on those days. Nothing specific like servers caught fire Ronald barely escaped with his life! But a more generic look since im sure you have to have a general routine you follow. Like an outline. I think it would be cool. But maybe im just a wierdo.

    Anyway I know it isnt something you can do right this instant but maybe in the future. Or maybe you have and there is a link somewhere?

    They dont give a trump lol theyll ignore this. Its pathetic to wait for the end of maintenance to view patch notes but whatever, they operate and do whatever they want with any reason they wish to give.

    They do whatever they want, exactly.

    Just because you are bored and you don't know what to do with your life doesn't mean they got to publish the notes earlier to cater to you, self entitled ***

    The point is that Gina said we have to wait while QA does their stuff.

    However, the definition of what they are testing is the Natch Potes. When you get as far as testing, the requirements should already be set in stone.

    Writing patch notes after the update is made available implies that they are tailoring the notes to match what they delivered, rather than tailoring the delivery to match the requirements.

    But then all the testing should have been done and dusted days ago, and this exercise should just be one of installing the update... and checking that it doesn't break anything :o

    You're correct that the contents of the update should already be set in stone - and they are. QA typically isn't testing the fixes contained in a patch, but rather things like logging in, creating a character, making sure you can load into zones, any hardware-related items, etc. What we don't want happening is that we post the patch notes for a patch that isn't available yet, something horrible happens during maintenance, and we have to revert one item (or even an entire patch!). This is why we prefer to wait until QA has a chance to do a quick sanity check.

    Gosh, if we had to wait to write patch notes until after the update...

    Chris-morris-jumps-out-window-o.gif

    That gif made me smile :joy:

    Funny enough, it's close to what im gonna do if the servers dont get up soon ^^
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  • Drakoleon
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    Drakoleon wrote: »
    ZENI has its own definition of..... soon! Almost 9 hours and no PN? I guess something is going wrong....i hope not
    Are you really that obtuse?

    You -- that's a collective 'you' -- people allow companies like this to treat you like ***. They know that they can pretty much do and say anything they want, and you -- again, that's a collective 'you' -- will continue to throw your money at them.

    So yeah, why not do *** like this? What are they going to lose? Hell, they could come out and straight-up say "go **** yourself, hahahaha" and it would have exactly the same impact on their profit margin.

    Why dont you check my previous posts before you...."charge" me? No fanboy here check me out :)
    And.....next time before throw your crap all over the place...please do that check
  • maboleth
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    So while we wait, care to chat about that Breton Hero costume @ZOS_GinaBruno? There are many who are waiting for a response to the one thread the mods allowed to stay open!! :)

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  • Mitrenga
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    Two more hours to go.
    Edited by Mitrenga on August 1, 2016 5:59PM
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    JD2013 wrote: »
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  • DBZVelena
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    Newbie here.

    Why do you people call the patch notes, Natch potes?

    What are Natch Potes? Can you eat those?
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  • potirondb16_ESO
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    Don't worry, you could also call them Snack Potch ;)
  • Preyfar
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    Nifty2g wrote: »
    Can I get a teaser from page 15? @ZOS_GinaBruno my favourite game

    Sure, why not!
    • Shadow Cloak: Fixed an issue where the invisibility from this ability and its morphs was being broken by certain abilities including Uppercut, Critical Charge, Volatile Armor, Scourge Harvester, and Vicecanon of Venom.
    Khajiit must know: is Yokuden-style armor finally fixed? This one has been declawed since Craglorn, and with the return of the motif, Khajiit is sad to learn his fingerless medium sized gloves still remove his beautifully groomed claws. Preyfar has reported this many times, but alas, is still lacking in proper fingertips. He brings shame to Jone and Jode.
  • Zerok
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    DBZVelena wrote: »
    Newbie here.

    Why do you people call the patch notes, Natch potes?
    Because that's how it's really called.

    Everyone else is wrong.
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  • Towerdragon
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    I love these Natch Potes threads just for the memes
    DBZVelena wrote: »
    Newbie here.

    Why do you people call the patch notes, Natch potes?

    it was a typo when the one of the patch note threads went live it was typed as Natch Potes instead of patch notes
    Edited by Towerdragon on August 1, 2016 6:04PM
  • lonewolf26
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    Gosh, if we had to wait to write patch notes until after the update...

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    Eep! Let it never come to that.

    Is he testing the new Bosmer racial passives?
    Edited by lonewolf26 on August 1, 2016 6:03PM
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