(parody) Zenileaks: a Zenimax employees thoughts on the new templar changes caught on tape

Uneed2Stop · February 2016

Husan wrote: »

DON'T FORGET TO TURN ON SUBTITLES/CAPTIONS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQPT85gPa-c

Disclaimer: mods please don't remove this thread, this is merely an attempt to be funny in regards to how we, templar players, sometimes feel about the developers thoughts on the templar class. It's a joke and not to be taken seriously. I have also left an actual review of the changes in the official feedback thread: http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/245184/official-feedback-thread-for-templars/p7 (reply #207). I know things are still up to change, and I hope Zenimax listens to the feedback and implements at least some of the suggested changes. Meanwhile let's (hopefully) have a laugh together .

This was hilarious lmao i dont even play templars and i feel bad for templars

Bossdonut · February 2016

Phinix1 · February 2016

Husan wrote: »

DON'T FORGET TO TURN ON SUBTITLES/CAPTIONS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQPT85gPa-c

Disclaimer: mods please don't remove this thread, this is merely an attempt to be funny in regards to how we, templar players, sometimes feel about the developers thoughts on the templar class. It's a joke and not to be taken seriously. I have also left an actual review of the changes in the official feedback thread: http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/245184/official-feedback-thread-for-templars/p7 (reply #207). I know things are still up to change, and I hope Zenimax listens to the feedback and implements at least some of the suggested changes. Meanwhile let's (hopefully) have a laugh together .

10/10

IrishGirlGamer · February 2016

Bravo.

That video is better - and more honest - than all the Zenimax game trailers combined.

+ Awesome.

Nifty2g · February 2016

Ive watched this about 10 times, still makes me laugh

hamburgerler76 · February 2016

@HeroOfNone please tell me you have seen this XD it's so true! I love it

Krycek89 · February 2016

This is by far the greatest thread ever posted on these forums. The truth has never been any funnier or sadder....

stevepdodson_ESO888 · February 2016

thank you soooooo much....i laughed so hard i sprayed my drink all over my screen and had to clean it

Alucardo · February 2016

I lol'd so hard irl I sounded like the guy in the video.

Nice one, sir.

Essiaga · February 2016

Husan wrote: »

DON'T FORGET TO TURN ON SUBTITLES/CAPTIONS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQPT85gPa-c

Disclaimer: mods please don't remove this thread, this is merely an attempt to be funny in regards to how we, templar players, sometimes feel about the developers thoughts on the templar class. It's a joke and not to be taken seriously. I have also left an actual review of the changes in the official feedback thread: http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/245184/official-feedback-thread-for-templars/p7 (reply #207). I know things are still up to change, and I hope Zenimax listens to the feedback and implements at least some of the suggested changes. Meanwhile let's (hopefully) have a laugh together .

It's funny cause its true. Just like the AOE caps thread.

Tankqull · February 2016

Enemy-of-Coldharbour wrote: »

Husan wrote: »

The new Cadwells gold reward ward for those who didn't catch the joke.

(it's the pot)

(that you can wear on your head)

Another useless reward that no one will use. Thanks for nothing, again.

my templar is going to wear it...

Essiaga · February 2016

rfennell_ESO wrote: »

Heh. Well this will be unpopular...

BOL was too powerful.

The fact that all your healing needs were wrapped in one spell was pretty much crazy op.

I concur but what else do we got? Shields? mitigation? Mobility?

Nope. We have BOL and Jab Jab Jab and a buff to Dark Flare that will surely be nerfed before the next balance up date.

Its not about BOL anyways ... its much larger then one skill and dates way back.

Aimora · February 2016

This is my go to video if I am feeling a bit flat

Murmeltier · February 2016

I only logged in to give you an Awesome for this fantastic Video. It hits the Point in a funny Way, really fantastic

!!! Everytime a Dev will post a /lurk or "We work on it" in a Templar Thread, i will see this Video in my Head.

jpatek0501ub17_ESO · February 2016

Seen same video in different post/joke but still funny=)

I think that will be the reaction of every other MMO when they destroy their own game.

Their driving a Ferrari down a rocky dirt road.

Alcast · February 2016

This video is so epic, subtitles matched the motions super, I had to laugh so hard I started crying
and sadly its true

LeglessUK · February 2016

Absolutely brilliant m8, one of the funniest posts I've seen on these forums

Pot_Noodles · February 2016

lol that's so funny...... but so true.

Faulgor · February 2016

99 awesome. Come on guys, one more!

gw2only1b14_ESO · February 2016

*He whispers under breath sure glad I only play Sorc and night Blade what was everyone thinking making a Templar Ah hahahahahaha Ah hahahaah No! No! Stay Surly my Friend*

Ketarmish · February 2016

I really laughed, but at the same time i was in pain because everything is true u.U.... God damnt it Zenimax. I really love your game but you are making it so hard to support you after every patch. (In Templar matters)

gw2only1b14_ESO · February 2016

Ketarmish wrote: »

I really laughed, but at the same time i was in pain because everything is true u.U.... God damnt it Zenimax. I really love your game but you are making it so hard to support you after every patch. (In Templar matters)

#TemplarPlaystyleMatter

Fruitmass · February 2016

You my good sir get an awesome. I really needed a good laugh today and that was just priceless.

david.haypreub18_ESO · February 2016

LOL, absolutely awesome... and sadly, so true.

Sneaky-Snurr · February 2016

This actually made me mad because it's so true!

@ZOS just aren't competent enough to even address bugs which can be a major hindrance in fights for us Templars.
Don't even let me start on other things about the game (Carnage passive bug anyone?). I've overlooked a lot of @ZOS's shortcomings for far too long but even so, I can do nothing but give suggestions/ideas for the game's improvements. And that makes me indescribably frustrated as @ZOS have a rich history of making the wrong decisions (and delayed contents among a few things) for the players as a whole so typing them out are really just a waste of precious time. I just hope, and I sincerely do, that @ZOS don't screw up additional crucial things in the game post-TG patch.

My goodness OP, you get an awesome for that.