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(parody) Zenileaks: a Zenimax employees thoughts on the new templar changes caught on tape

  • Uneed2Stop
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    Husan wrote: »
    DON'T FORGET TO TURN ON SUBTITLES/CAPTIONS!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQPT85gPa-c

    Disclaimer: mods please don't remove this thread, this is merely an attempt to be funny in regards to how we, templar players, sometimes feel about the developers thoughts on the templar class. It's a joke and not to be taken seriously. I have also left an actual review of the changes in the official feedback thread: http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/245184/official-feedback-thread-for-templars/p7 (reply #207). I know things are still up to change, and I hope Zenimax listens to the feedback and implements at least some of the suggested changes. Meanwhile let's (hopefully) have a laugh together :).

    This was hilarious lmao i dont even play templars and i feel bad for templars
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  • Phinix1
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    Husan wrote: »
    DON'T FORGET TO TURN ON SUBTITLES/CAPTIONS!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQPT85gPa-c

    Disclaimer: mods please don't remove this thread, this is merely an attempt to be funny in regards to how we, templar players, sometimes feel about the developers thoughts on the templar class. It's a joke and not to be taken seriously. I have also left an actual review of the changes in the official feedback thread: http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/245184/official-feedback-thread-for-templars/p7 (reply #207). I know things are still up to change, and I hope Zenimax listens to the feedback and implements at least some of the suggested changes. Meanwhile let's (hopefully) have a laugh together :).

    10/10
  • IrishGirlGamer
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    Bravo.

    That video is better - and more honest - than all the Zenimax game trailers combined.

    + Awesome.

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  • Nifty2g
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    Ive watched this about 10 times, still makes me laugh
    #MOREORBS
  • hamburgerler76
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    @HeroOfNone please tell me you have seen this XD it's so true! I love it
  • Krycek89
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    This is by far the greatest thread ever posted on these forums. The truth has never been any funnier or sadder....
  • stevepdodson_ESO888
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    thank you soooooo much....i laughed so hard i sprayed my drink all over my screen and had to clean it
  • Alucardo
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    I lol'd so hard irl I sounded like the guy in the video.

    Nice one, sir.
  • Essiaga
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    Husan wrote: »
    DON'T FORGET TO TURN ON SUBTITLES/CAPTIONS!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQPT85gPa-c

    Disclaimer: mods please don't remove this thread, this is merely an attempt to be funny in regards to how we, templar players, sometimes feel about the developers thoughts on the templar class. It's a joke and not to be taken seriously. I have also left an actual review of the changes in the official feedback thread: http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/245184/official-feedback-thread-for-templars/p7 (reply #207). I know things are still up to change, and I hope Zenimax listens to the feedback and implements at least some of the suggested changes. Meanwhile let's (hopefully) have a laugh together :).

    It's funny cause its true. Just like the AOE caps thread.
  • Tankqull
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    Husan wrote: »
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    The new Cadwells gold reward ward for those who didn't catch the joke.

    (it's the pot)

    (that you can wear on your head)

    Another useless reward that no one will use. Thanks for nothing, again.

    my templar is going to wear it...
    spelling and grammar errors are free to be abused

    Sallington wrote: »
    Anything useful that players are wanting added into the game all fall under the category of "Yer ruinin my 'mersion!"


  • Essiaga
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    Heh. Well this will be unpopular...

    BOL was too powerful.

    The fact that all your healing needs were wrapped in one spell was pretty much crazy op.

    I concur but what else do we got? Shields? mitigation? Mobility?

    Nope. We have BOL and Jab Jab Jab and a buff to Dark Flare that will surely be nerfed before the next balance up date.

    Its not about BOL anyways ... its much larger then one skill and dates way back.
  • Aimora
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    This is my go to video if I am feeling a bit flat :)
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  • Murmeltier
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    I only logged in to give you an Awesome for this fantastic Video. It hits the Point in a funny Way, really fantastic :D !!! Everytime a Dev will post a /lurk or "We work on it" in a Templar Thread, i will see this Video in my Head.
    Edited by Murmeltier on February 6, 2016 12:40PM
  • jpatek0501ub17_ESO
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    Seen same video in different post/joke but still funny=)

    I think that will be the reaction of every other MMO when they destroy their own game.

    Their driving a Ferrari down a rocky dirt road.
  • Alcast
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    This video is so epic, subtitles matched the motions super, I had to laugh so hard I started crying
    and sadly its true
    Edited by Alcast on February 6, 2016 1:06PM
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  • LeglessUK
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    Absolutely brilliant m8, one of the funniest posts I've seen on these forums :smile:
  • Pot_Noodles
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    lol that's so funny...... but so true.
  • Faulgor
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    99 awesome. Come on guys, one more!
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  • gw2only1b14_ESO
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    *He whispers under breath sure glad I only play Sorc and night Blade what was everyone thinking making a Templar Ah hahahahahaha Ah hahahaah No! No! Stay Surly my Friend*
  • Ketarmish
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    I really laughed, but at the same time i was in pain because everything is true u.U.... God damnt it Zenimax. I really love your game but you are making it so hard to support you after every patch. (In Templar matters)
  • gw2only1b14_ESO
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    Ketarmish wrote: »
    I really laughed, but at the same time i was in pain because everything is true u.U.... God damnt it Zenimax. I really love your game but you are making it so hard to support you after every patch. (In Templar matters)

    #TemplarPlaystyleMatter
  • Fruitmass
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    You my good sir get an awesome. I really needed a good laugh today and that was just priceless.
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  • david.haypreub18_ESO
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    LOL, absolutely awesome... and sadly, so true.
    Templars are 'just slower... by design'
    Yes, Gina actually said that (at least regarding Rushed Ceremony) right here:
    http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/161959/templar-skills-bugged-made-useless-ignored/p24
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  • Sneaky-Snurr
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    This actually made me mad because it's so true!

    @ZOS just aren't competent enough to even address bugs which can be a major hindrance in fights for us Templars.
    Don't even let me start on other things about the game (Carnage passive bug anyone?). I've overlooked a lot of @ZOS's shortcomings for far too long but even so, I can do nothing but give suggestions/ideas for the game's improvements. And that makes me indescribably frustrated as @ZOS have a rich history of making the wrong decisions (and delayed contents among a few things) for the players as a whole so typing them out are really just a waste of precious time. I just hope, and I sincerely do, that @ZOS don't screw up additional crucial things in the game post-TG patch.

    My goodness OP, you get an awesome for that.
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