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(parody) Zenileaks: a Zenimax employees thoughts on the new templar changes caught on tape

Husan
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DON'T FORGET TO TURN ON SUBTITLES/CAPTIONS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQPT85gPa-c

Disclaimer: mods please don't remove this thread, this is merely an attempt to be funny in regards to how we, templar players, sometimes feel about the developers thoughts on the templar class. It's a joke and not to be taken seriously. I have also left an actual review of the changes in the official feedback thread: http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/245184/official-feedback-thread-for-templars/p7 (reply #207). I know things are still up to change, and I hope Zenimax listens to the feedback and implements at least some of the suggested changes. Meanwhile let's (hopefully) have a laugh together :).
Edited by ZOS_MollyH on February 15, 2016 4:21PM
  • Gidorick
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    I love that guy. :lol:
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  • Husan
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    The new Cadwells gold reward ward for those who didn't catch the joke.

    (it's the pot)

    (that you can wear on your head)
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    All the salt!
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  • Khaos_Bane
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    That is hilarious and sooo true
  • Islyn
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    @Husan lol and also seeing Wabbalag in your sig gave me the memories of my first Empress and also of first serious laggy play...were you there when DiE played there and we used to naked pvp ? Was so fun!

    RIP Wabbalag, Nevar Forget!

    Edited to add...oh I was AD Banana hammock then and on NA so I guess we didn't play together :-(
    But <3 wabbalag is love, wabblag is life.
    Edited by Islyn on February 5, 2016 12:31PM
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  • nemisan
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    LOL...awesome , thank for posting this, lol'ing with you, man ...and hope common sense reigns in the end.....
  • Jura23
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    Brilliance! :D
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  • Jura23
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    He does say "Templar", I can hear it lol. :)
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  • nemisan
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    ...can you do one about animation cancelling next , please...
  • timidobserver
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    This is great.
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  • daemonios
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    Freaking hilarious!
  • Sinbaar
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    This cracked me up big time. So hilarious! Gosh! Crying here
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  • TheCHEWER
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    Gosh, I love it so much xD
  • Islyn
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    Jura23 wrote: »
    He does say "Templar", I can hear it lol. :)

    I literally thought the same! 'Wait did he actually say Templar??' *looks suspiciously at coffee cup*
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  • Islyn
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    nemisan wrote: »
    ...can you do one about animation cancelling next , please...

    About how it's easy and you should just learn how to alternate a mouse button tap with a skill button tap? That's all it is.
    Press mouse key, mash skill button. Sort out timing.

    Unless is a channel, then you just block then light attack ..but you can also cancel the end of sweeps/jabs with a light attack, but that's a little harder to time right because it's a channel.


    Edited by Islyn on February 5, 2016 1:29PM
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  • Divinius
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    It would be more funny if it weren't so true.
  • Islyn
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    Divinius wrote: »
    It would be more funny if it weren't so true.

    It's so funny because it is true xD
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  • Hand_Bacon
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    That

    was

    hilarious.


    Well done.
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  • Nifty2g
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    I laughed so hard at the end because I know its' true
    #MOREORBS
  • The_Lex
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    @Husan

    I SO needed this to close out my week properly. Thx for the laugh!
    Edited by The_Lex on February 5, 2016 1:44PM
  • Jura23
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    @Alcast check this out man :D
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  • Sempars
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    omg awesome, someone need to use the *** bunker one now PLEASEEEEEEEE
  • Pallmor
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    You know it's a fake because it implies that the average ZOS employee even knows what a templar is. ;-)
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  • Xiphyla
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    The video was hilarious. Gd video lol.
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    Heh. Well this will be unpopular...

    BOL was too powerful.

    The fact that all your healing needs were wrapped in one spell was pretty much crazy op.
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    Heh. Well this will be unpopular...

    BOL was too powerful.

    The fact that all your healing needs were wrapped in one spell was pretty much crazy op.

    This isn't about BoL or templars, it's about a funny video. Already plenty of topics to rage for or against the changes :)
  • Lokryn
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    LOL
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    A piece of ESO fanmade history !

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