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(parody) Zenileaks: a Zenimax employees thoughts on the new templar changes caught on tape

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  • Ashtaris
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    I laughed so hard I spit coffee all over my iPad screen :) Hilarious! But the sad part is, it was also so true.
  • Artjuh90
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    Ashtaris wrote: »
    I laughed so hard I spit coffee all over my iPad screen :) Hilarious! But the sad part is, it was also so true.

    what the coffee or the video? ;)
  • cazlonb16_ESO
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    nemisan wrote: »
    LOL...awesome , thank for posting this, lol'ing with you, man ...and hope common sense reigns in the end.....

    Judging by experience what will happen is that they nerf Dark Flare before the DLC hits live to be worse than before and be done with the class.
  • Bromburak
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    Templars can get some "pot" from Cadwell to relax now. :p
    Edited by Bromburak on February 5, 2016 5:24PM
  • Kahl_dur
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    You made my day, OP! So funny and so true.
  • Jaywics
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    Husan wrote: »
    DON'T FORGET TO TURN ON SUBTITLES/CAPTIONS!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQPT85gPa-c

    Disclaimer: mods please don't remove this thread, this is merely an attempt to be funny in regards to how we, templar players, sometimes feel about the developers thoughts on the templar class. It's a joke and not to be taken seriously. I have also left an actual review of the changes in the official feedback thread: http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/245184/official-feedback-thread-for-templars/p7 (reply #207). I know things are still up to change, and I hope Zenimax listens to the feedback and implements at least some of the suggested changes. Meanwhile let's (hopefully) have a laugh together :).

    This is the funniest, truest, and sadess post I have ever read on any mmo forums.

    Well played.
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  • Solariken
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    Husan wrote: »
    DON'T FORGET TO TURN ON SUBTITLES/CAPTIONS!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQPT85gPa-c

    Disclaimer: mods please don't remove this thread, this is merely an attempt to be funny in regards to how we, templar players, sometimes feel about the developers thoughts on the templar class. It's a joke and not to be taken seriously. I have also left an actual review of the changes in the official feedback thread: http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/245184/official-feedback-thread-for-templars/p7 (reply #207). I know things are still up to change, and I hope Zenimax listens to the feedback and implements at least some of the suggested changes. Meanwhile let's (hopefully) have a laugh together :).

    This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I laughed so hard, but then I cried because I'm so depressed.
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  • Darkeus
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    that was overpowered! best laugh for this year!
  • Glaiceana
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    Omg that was good :D Love seeing new edits of this video each time something changes (or doesn't?) lol
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  • Troneon
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    And what's worse, focused charge is still broken, they still didn't fix it :D
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  • Neoauspex
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    Hilarious!
  • Nestor
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    I got a good chuckle.

    I do wonder what they are really talking about in this interview.
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  • menedhyn
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    Brilliant, just brilliant. Haven't laughed so hard in ages! I love this game, I really do, but my word that's funny.
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  • Jura23
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    Nestor wrote: »
    I got a good chuckle.

    I do wonder what they are really talking about in this interview.

    I think it's possible to find on yt as well with accurate transaltion.
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  • SahrotRein
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    Saw it in the IC version, that was hella funny, lol. Even knowing the original subtitles of Risitas' story almost backwards, this still makes me laugh.

    edit: This clip can be uploaded with whatever subtitles we want, it's his laugh that makes it hilarious :smiley:
    Edited by SahrotRein on February 5, 2016 5:52PM
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  • RatedChaotic
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    H i t l e r and wrecking blow was really funny. Love seeing these type of vids.
    Edited by RatedChaotic on February 5, 2016 6:00PM
  • Artjuh90
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    Troneon wrote: »
    And what's worse, focused charge is still broken, they still didn't fix it :D

    ok that's the biggest joke ZOS could pull off after seeing this video
  • nine9six
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    Brilliant!
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  • Sicarius1988x
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    LoL! Awesome video ! You made my day !
    Edited by Sicarius1988x on February 5, 2016 7:06PM
  • nimander99
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    Sad thing is overall Templars have been nerfed... again... when we needed the exact opposite. I saw great changes coming to the game in the patch notes overall but mang! C'mon guys! Give Templars some love... what am I missing here? Is there like, Templars everywhere I'm not wrecking face on everyone?
    Edited by nimander99 on February 5, 2016 7:50PM
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  • Aimora
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    Brilliant - loved it!
    Edited by Aimora on February 5, 2016 8:14PM
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  • Faulgor
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    I have never seen so many "awesomes" on one post.

    Also, I have never laughed at any of those videos. Except that one.

    Well memed, my friend. Well done.
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  • AOECAPS
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    Sadly this "Zos employee" gives us more truth than anyone. @Wrobel do you actually know how to balance a class and have you ever played as a Templar? Eh probably not you probably stack shields or gank ppl on horses when you are testing out game mechanics
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    nimander99 wrote: »
    Sad thing is overall Templars have been nerfed... again... when we needed the exact opposite. I saw great changes coming to the game in the patch notes overall but mang! C'mon guys! Give Templars some love... what am I missing here? Is there like, Templars everywhere I'm not wrecking face on everyone?
    @Wrobel got killed by 1 once so it's his mission
    To completely nerf the class.
  • AfkNinja
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    @Husan

    Well played good sir, laughed my ass off. That guy has the most annoying laugh ever too lol.

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    Edited by AfkNinja on February 5, 2016 9:15PM
  • GhostwalkerLD
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    Husan wrote: »
    DON'T FORGET TO TURN ON SUBTITLES/CAPTIONS!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQPT85gPa-c

    Disclaimer: mods please don't remove this thread, this is merely an attempt to be funny in regards to how we, templar players, sometimes feel about the developers thoughts on the templar class. It's a joke and not to be taken seriously. I have also left an actual review of the changes in the official feedback thread: http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/245184/official-feedback-thread-for-templars/p7 (reply #207). I know things are still up to change, and I hope Zenimax listens to the feedback and implements at least some of the suggested changes. Meanwhile let's (hopefully) have a laugh together :).

    This is hilarious. And sad. Because it's completely true. *sigh*
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  • Powerpeach
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    truly amazing crying so hard ... its so funny because its so true ....... very sad as well, stopped playing my templar a long time ago even though i still consider him my main
  • Enemy-of-Coldharbour
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    Husan wrote: »
    4vgNA3f.jpg

    The new Cadwells gold reward ward for those who didn't catch the joke.

    (it's the pot)

    (that you can wear on your head)

    Another useless reward that no one will use. Thanks for nothing, again.

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  • dlepi24
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    I shouldn't have watched this while at work. Now everyone is looking at me weird. Regardless, I couldn't stop laughing, lol.
    Edited by dlepi24 on February 6, 2016 12:51AM
  • Thevampirenight
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    Enemy-of-Coldharbour wrote: »
    Husan wrote: »
    4vgNA3f.jpg

    The new Cadwells gold reward ward for those who didn't catch the joke.

    (it's the pot)

    (that you can wear on your head)

    Another useless reward that no one will use. Thanks for nothing, again.

    I don't know Cadwell is a fan favorite among the player base, so yeah I think lots of people want his pot hat.
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