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Chuck Norris ESO PVP -- All footage from 11.22.16

  • CN_Daniel
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    Notice how an enemy player comments that's Haxus, GoS & VE.

    Not my words :-)
  • Manoekin
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    From the future?
  • MountainHound
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    My ROFLcopter goes
  • Rust_in_Peace
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    implying anyone is going to watch someone spam steel tornado at 5 fps for 20 minutes
  • Alomar
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    Haxus's Friday night group disbanded as soon as the extra zerg(more than 24 is a zerg stop pretending) hit the field. We had members being dc'ed and put in a 100 que, a troll filled zone chat, and a lack of an interest in zerging down people(you) for some personal vendetta. We were however asked ahead of time, along with the guilds you mentioned above and 2 others not mentioned, to join in zerging you on the night in question. We did not participate and disbanded our group soon after the zerging commenced.

    Don't get me wrong I don't like you or your zerg very much, but at least you don't pretend to be something your not.
    Edited by Alomar on November 22, 2015 11:21PM
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  • Takllin
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    Clever editing. That's all I have to say about that, anything more is a waste.
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  •  Jules
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    We weren't even on the field for more than an hour and lagstuttered through the entire sh-tshow. Please don't even.
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  • ataggs
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    If any VE are interested you have to go to about 12:50 before we make a guild appearance. That's our first open field fight.
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  • DannyLV702
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    The fact that people play with all these flying numbers and stuff covering their screen will always amaze me. It's the only reason i didn't watch the video past 5 seconds. Can barely tell what's going on...
  • blabafat
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    5-15 FPS on average

    Sounds like a blast folks!
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  • hammayolettuce
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    blabafat wrote: »
    5-15 FPS on average

    Sounds like a blast folks!

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  • Lexxypwns
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    First 4 minutes: totally wrecking swp and pugs, I think we can all enjoy that

    Minute 6: wiping yellow, again, nice work

    Minute 9: slywolf again (?)

    minute 12: more yellow

    minute 13: there you are wiping vehemence, and very well done at that, credit where its due

    minute 14: another VE wipe, this time after VE wiped a yellow raid (see the other video)

    minute 16: VE wiping on the choke in glade, well played and a bad call on VE's part to push that meat grinder against you

    minute 18: VE wiped after clearly choosing to stand in your bomb so as to ensure glade would flip

    I wasn't there that night unfortunately so these videos are all I have to base things on, I seem to remember you claiming you wiped us 5 times but there are only 4 in this video.

    I would like to point out that the video starts at arrius mine and ends up with you losing glademist, I'd say that's a fair assessment of the night, wouldn't you agree?

    Tbh, I think you guys performed better than I expected, even given the numbers advantage, a tip of the cap and hopefully we can all stop acting like idiots

    Alomar is right though, zergs like this, from all 3 factions are a perfect example of what's killing PvP in eso, I do believe the players are partially responsible but some of the responsibility has to fall on the shoulders of the development team. Can we remove aoe caps please?
    Edited by Lexxypwns on November 23, 2015 12:04AM
  • allen-iverson
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    VE doesn't even show up until halfway through this video.

    DC Still ended up pushed back to the gate that night. Maybe 4 raids next time daniel. maybe 4 raids will do it.
    Edited by allen-iverson on November 23, 2015 12:16AM
    *Marcel Rigmond voice* "Filthy casual."

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  • allen-iverson
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    Chuck Norris confirmed for not knowing what year it is. I am not surprised in the least.
    *Marcel Rigmond voice* "Filthy casual."

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    Spin2Win folks. Spin2Win.

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  • CN_Daniel
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    Dude in Uk, when he sees 10 we're at like 50 lol. I think he DC'ed for 2 of our fights.

    And thank you for your kind comments, I wasn't going to say anything, VE did great too, but don't come on here talking like you smacked us around....Cuz you ain't do it.
  • Teargrants
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    Nice to see things from the other perspective. I can tell you quite plainly that at no point did we stack up with GOS + Haxus, GOS was down south the whole time fighting yellow, and Haxus wasn't raiding on the server at all (mission Queue Cloggers was a 110% success thanks to my multi box.) I will just leave this here in preparation of things to come.
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  • allen-iverson
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    well if by around you mean back to your gates behind all your home keeps than yes THEY did smack you around, MMMmmmBro.
    Edited by allen-iverson on November 23, 2015 12:29AM
    *Marcel Rigmond voice* "Filthy casual."

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  • CN_Daniel
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    well if by around you mean back to your gates behind all your home keeps than yes THEY did smack you around, MMMmmmBro.

    No, DC got hit by the bananas @ rayles & warden while we held glade for that hour or so.
  • CN_Daniel
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    Takllin wrote: »
    Clever editing. That's all I have to say about that, anything more is a waste.

    Now that sounds "hurt" LOL
  • Rust_in_Peace
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    Teargrants wrote: »
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  • allen-iverson
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    no
    *Marcel Rigmond voice* "Filthy casual."

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  • MountainHound
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    It is my recording and any part of the videos you require not "edited" (even though it is just sped up :/) ask and I can provide it to you. I only use window 10 video recorder set to highlight last 10 minutes only - so maybe that is why it seemed to "jump". But yes my whole videos from that night was 2 hours when put into editor and I managed to get it < 20 minutes so I'm happy!

    I am from the UK and play on a laptop not built for gaming + those add ons = crap FPS / ping. I do sometimes crash but also, I obviously go to bed 3am my time / 10 central? So yeah, that may be why some fights are not appearing.

    There was 2 fights that happened when I was repairing the keep as well hence no footage.
  • MountainHound
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    DannyLV702 wrote: »
    The fact that people play with all these flying numbers and stuff covering their screen will always amaze me. It's the only reason i didn't watch the video past 5 seconds. Can barely tell what's going on...

    I like pretty colors and reading.
  • frozywozy
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    My roflcopter goes puke puke puke puke when I see someone streaming/recording with 5fps.
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    So AD says that's more than VE. Haxus says you asked them to zerg with you....(with 4 guilds! LOL)

    I mean gentlemen, can we just stop the trolling meow. I think you're getting a taste of your meds now and I enjoy watching it. But it's not helpful for DC at all.

    You guys know we rekted you more than us. You did finally take Glade from me too. Everyone came out with plenty of victories to feel proud about, but coming on these forums, telling people you did XYZ, to me, seems like an attempt to save face.

    I'm happy to agree that DC has two equal #1 teams meow.


    My last post for this thread. Great job everyone involved.


  • Poxheart
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    I like the part with the /w that you'd only record your wins.
    Unsubbed and no longer playing, but still checking the Alliance War forum for the lulz.

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  • Merlight
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    I am from the UK and play on a laptop not built for gaming + those add ons = crap FPS / ping.

    That UI is a mess, really. I just don't get what's so cool about all the flying clutter right over the center of your view; which isn't even readable due to the sheer amount of it. Moreso when you are aware that it hurts your fps and also have combat log on the side. Aso, I haven't realized how annoying the new "Loot History" spamming every 4 AP is when you're in group; you can turn that off in settings, btw ;)
    Edited by Merlight on November 23, 2015 1:38AM
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  • Satiar
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    Poxheart wrote: »
    I like the part with the /w that you'd only record your wins.

    Indeed.

    NPK Daniel wrote: »
    So AD says that's more than VE. Haxus says you asked them to zerg with you....(with 4 guilds! LOL)

    I mean gentlemen, can we just stop the trolling meow. I think you're getting a taste of your meds now and I enjoy watching it. But it's not helpful for DC at all.

    You guys know we rekted you more than us. You did finally take Glade from me too. Everyone came out with plenty of victories to feel proud about, but coming on these forums, telling people you did XYZ, to me, seems like an attempt to save face.

    I'm happy to agree that DC has two equal #1 teams meow.


    My last post for this thread. Great job everyone involved.


    The point of last night wasn't that VE never wipes (we wipe plenty).

    The point was that If we are playing our red toons (as you often claimed) you will know it. From Arrius to scroll gates, point made.

    Secondary to that was the head to head, which was rendered laughable once you showed up with three raids to our one. We still won, point made. Flawless victory is a nice idea, but given how far you outnumbered us I'm fine with the time it took to secure the map.

    The wipe you put on us at Bleakers was good, very well earned :) . I'll make no excuse, straight up potato on our part lol

    Hopefully you can now put to rest past accusations and actually fight with us for a Daggerfall win. Good luck with continuing to build your guild, hail and kill!


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  • CN_Daniel
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    Satiar wrote: »
    Poxheart wrote: »
    I like the part with the /w that you'd only record your wins.

    Indeed.

    NPK Daniel wrote: »
    So AD says that's more than VE. Haxus says you asked them to zerg with you....(with 4 guilds! LOL)

    I mean gentlemen, can we just stop the trolling meow. I think you're getting a taste of your meds now and I enjoy watching it. But it's not helpful for DC at all.

    You guys know we rekted you more than us. You did finally take Glade from me too. Everyone came out with plenty of victories to feel proud about, but coming on these forums, telling people you did XYZ, to me, seems like an attempt to save face.

    I'm happy to agree that DC has two equal #1 teams meow.


    My last post for this thread. Great job everyone involved.


    The point of last night wasn't that VE never wipes (we wipe plenty).

    The point was that If we are playing our red toons (as you often claimed) you will know it. From Arrius to scroll gates, point made.

    Secondary to that was the head to head, which was rendered laughable once you showed up with three raids to our one. We still won, point made. Flawless victory is a nice idea, but given how far you outnumbered us I'm fine with the time it took to secure the map.

    The wipe you put on us at Bleakers was good, very well earned :) . I'll make no excuse, straight up potato on our part lol

    Hopefully you can now put to rest past accusations and actually fight with us for a Daggerfall win. Good luck with continuing to build your guild, hail and kill!


    Bro -- sorry, all that is irrelevant when you're asking 4+ guilds to come help you.

    Tired of going round in circles with you.
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