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I will pickpocket him and then use blade of woe and loot his corpses.... if possible I will take his corpses and put on auction for a highest bidder😋 yes... yes... I'm broke... need gold🙄
Me: I introduce myself and hand them a bouquet of flowers
DM: Make a charisma check
Me: *rolls a 1*...
DM: You accidentally kill the Dwemer with a magical pollen allergy and are wanted for Heinous Crimes Against The Empire!
I would ask him about dwemer racial passives. I would also ask if he can build me custom cool mount, and some fancy items for a house. Would be also nice to get a cool crossbow weapon
"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster...when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss also gazes into you..."
I would ask him to take a selfie with me so I could post it on the ESO forums to prove to everybody that it really happened and maybe, just maybe get an Awesome from the fairest maidens in Tamriel, @GinaBruno and @JessicaFolsom.