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Favorite NPC one-liners?
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Dedhed✭✭✭Bard in the tavern in the Aldmeri Dominion starting area-- "...and then he ate the priest, and then he ate the priest..""This is like talking to breakfast cereal" -- Fredericks in Otherland talking about Wicked Tribe. Also a great description of zone chat.7 -
Dekkameron✭✭✭✭✭Whilst this isn't technically an NPC one-liner. It's one of the funniest player responses in game i think..
- Veteran Combat Librarian -40 -
MorrisAOSoul Shriven"Well, look on the bright side. You're still upright on two legs. You're not inside-out, or bright purple, or afflicted with new angry limbs.
It could be worse."
Valaste, after me returning from the first Mages Guild quest.11 -
Woolenthreads✭✭✭✭Vigrod Wraithbane"Let's see. Saved the High King from poison, fought a horde of Orcs to a standstill. Stood with the Pact at a high moot and ensured the alliance didn't shatter. Nah, haven't heard of you at all."Oooh look, lot's of Butterflies! Wait! Butterflies? Get out of here Sheo, stop bugging me!
Having issues with Provisioning Writs? A list of problem Writs and people willing to help in game can be found in this Thread19 -
Voltair✭✭Naarwe in the Quest "Root Of The Problem"
"Bumped into a fine-looking tree trunk on my way out. Thought I was done for, but it kept walking"
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Dubah✭✭✭My favorite line is from a merchant in craglorn she says "My wife told me I need to move more product, so I took the shields out of the crate and put them in a barrel. I don't know how that's supposed to help our business, but she has always been the brains in the family"
The first time i heard it i just wanted to sell stuff, then i processed what she actually said and i backed out and talked to her again to confirm what I thought I heard her say.... Too funny12 -
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✭✭✭Neither a borrower nor a lender be
Because many people hated it. I miss the phrase though. But it holds has some truth in it. Don't borrow from others and don't lend to others. That way you won't owe somoene and you don't have to worry someone who owes you won't pay back.٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶
"I am a nightblade. Blending the disciplines of the stealthy agent and subtle wizard, I move unseen and undetected, foil locks and traps, and teleport to safety when threatened, or strike like a viper from ambush. The College of Illusion hides me and fuddles or pacifies my opponents. The College of Mysticism detects my object, reflects and dispels enemy spells, and makes good my escape. The key to a nightblade's success is avoidance, by spell or by stealth; with these skills, all things are possible."4 -
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✭✭✭✭Well, if you also count irritating comments, that guy in the Bank of Mournhold who wants to know if you are looking for the banck of Mornhold.Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis0 -
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✭✭Something along the lines of:
They say that the Library of Dusk is a trap for smart people. It must be safe for you.13 -
Dedhed✭✭✭Marq in his undies in the tavern in Stros M'Kai (*edit- Daggerfall Covenant) after you return his special brew--"I miss those goblins. The food was free and clothing was optional."Edited by Dedhed on 31 December 2014 22:10"This is like talking to breakfast cereal" -- Fredericks in Otherland talking about Wicked Tribe. Also a great description of zone chat.11
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✭✭✭✭Trash mob Orc in Spindleclutch:
"What's that horrible smell? It's making me hungry."Just because you don't like the way something is doesn't necessarily make it wrong...
Earn it.
IRL'ing for a while for assorted reasons, in forum, and in game.I am neither warm, nor fuzzy...
Probably has checkbox on Customer Service profile that say High Aggro, 99% immunity to BS14 -
adamgoonb16_ESOSoul ShrivenFighters Guild in Riften:
"If I catch you two kissing on duty again, I'll send you both to Cyrodil!"7 -
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✭Argonian camp in Grahtwood:
"Your words are like honey. I wonder how far up the beehive your tongue must have been."
or something like that lolGuild: STACK n BURN (gm) PC - NA
CP 810 18 Maxed Characters:
"How hard can u guar?" - Rafishul[/spoiler]9 -
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Good to see some gender non-conforming elements in the game. I'm sure there are plenty of Nord women who can grow some serious facial hair without a potion, but they probably Dreugh wax it off.❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
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(And let us know 🔷What Kind of Roleplayer You Are🔷 - even if that only extends to choosing your race)
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Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this12 -
Endurance✭✭✭as i slipped out of the town gates, one of the female guards whispered.. "You look like trouble.. are you? trouble?"I'm outta here6 -
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✭Not a one-liner but my favourite NPC text:
"My wife told me to move more product, so I moved the shields from the crate to the barrel. I don't know how that is supposed to help my business, but she is the intelligent one..."
(Belkarth NPC trader)
EDIT: Ah dang, me not read good. Didn't see that this one was actually already put up by @Dubah , sorry for the repeat...Edited by Keron on 23 March 2015 13:424 -
abuniffpreub18_ESO wrote: »"If I want your opinion I'll give it to you"
This sounds disturbingly like Tumblr in general.3 -
maryriv✭✭✭✭"If I want your opinion I'll give it to you." Of course if I said something like this on the forums I'd get banned for 3 days... derp.6
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milkbox✭✭✭✭✭my favorite was from a hireling.
"This one tried molasses for the first time. It was sticky, sweet and wonderful. This one thinks that next time, he will try other parts of the mole."37 -
tinythinker✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Not a one-liner but my favourite NPC text:
"My wife told me to move more product, so I moved the shields from the crate to the barrel. I don't know how that is supposed to help my business, but she is the intelligent one..."
(Belkarth NPC trader)
EDIT: Ah dang, me not read good. Didn't see that this one was actually already put up by @Dubah , sorry for the repeat...
I think repeats are cool, they show how popular some lines are. I was going to post the one about "cat p#ss" after going through Eastmarch again but also noticed it had already been done. I just love the way the actor delivers that line: "Cat p#ss? Who throws cat p#ss on people?!" Love it!❤Experienced, new, returner?❤ Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
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Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
(And let us know 🔷What Kind of Roleplayer You Are🔷 - even if that only extends to choosing your race)
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Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this2 -
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✭There was a random Nord that I came across while swimming around exploring in I think Deshaan. He was just wandering around, and when I came near, he shouted out: "That's not proper mushroom behavior, I disapprove!"12 -
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✭✭"I like crushing skulls and eating sweet rolls...and I'm all out of sweet rolls."18 -
vovus69✭✭✭✭"If I will need your opinion, I'll give one to you""If I'll need your opinion, I'll give one to you" - Rivenspire1
