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A MILLION Thank You's....

  • Sturmwaffel
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    cfurlin wrote: »
    Don't forget the dialog you hear in towns and the great stories your hirelings tell when they email you mats.

    There's a woman in Sentinel who makes a really funny comment about "a cat" that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. I'll leave it up to you to find her.

    Have you heard the old saying, "Neither a buyer or a lender be"? Rubbish! Without buyers and lenders, how would we buy or sell anything!?



  • Ohioastro
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    ..which is no longer in the game. Jesus.
  • Regoras
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    cfurlin wrote: »
    Don't forget the dialog you hear in towns and the great stories your hirelings tell when they email you mats.

    There's a woman in Sentinel who makes a really funny comment about "a cat" that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. I'll leave it up to you to find her.

    Have you heard the old saying, "Neither a buyer or a lender be"? Rubbish! Without buyers and lenders, how would we buy or sell anything!?



    ....I heard her voice in my head... I hate you. So much.
  • Gedalya
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    Agreed I love it!
    Baskin Robbins always finds out.

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  • Vanathi
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    I would agree with the swimming if I could dive and kill the slaughterfish.
    Edited by Vanathi on 27 May 2014 14:33
    "M'aiq was told to stay away from Oldgate. This confused him. M'aiq remembers when it was called Gate." M'aiq The Liar
  • Eldarth
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    [added]
    ...the poor skeleton inside a broken barrel at the bottom of a waterfall
    ...the (nearly) fully submerged treasure chest
    ...the dead (snake? bandits? weather?) explorer in remote locations
    ...the remote explorers campsite often with a backpack full of goodies
    ...interspecies flirting with a cute dark elf assassin ("Once you go Khajit...mrawr!")
  • Gedalya
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    Eldarth wrote: »
    Once you go Khajit...mrawr!

    That would make a good forum signature quote.
    Baskin Robbins always finds out.

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  • dafraorb16_ESO
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    Thank you for the love to Nightblades and Templars
  • Oblongship
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    Turial wrote: »
    oh boy, where to start :)

    ...for a million bugs (try gw2)
    ...for being sluggish to fix progression halting quest bugs (gw2)
    ...for breaking more things with every patch (gw2 so much)
    ...for not catching simple things like memory leaks causing computers to crash (memory leaks are not that simple, they happen)
    ...for AoE banning my friends along with the bots then waiting over a week to give them the time of day only after they wrote something negative on your Facebook (sure they werent botting? zos looks into the behaviour of bots not just click and ban at random. then they send nasty responses to zos, i am surprised they wanted to respond either)
    ...for lying to us about content (lol, where?)
    ...for bots ruining our questing experience (bots, every game, did the bots steal the npcs or what?)
    ...for spam every day in our email and PMs and zone from bots (every game)
    ...for having one of the most useless support departments ever created (tried EA, ubisoft?)
    ...for class passives still being bugged (this one i can agree with)
    ...for skills still being bugged (as above)
    ...for massive bugs in pvp (i.e. caltdrops currently) being so sluggish to fix (not all bugs are so simple)
    ...for being the only MMO I have ever seen not have a special event at the end of beta to say thank you to the people who tested for you (not that you listened to us anyways) (sorry pal, no event per se but there was something special at the end of the beta, methinks you missed it)
    ...for infinite loading screens which still happen (in progress from what i heard)
    ...for massive lag spikes at just the right moments (this gets to me also but its not easy to fix as it doesnt happen to everyone)
    ...for weapon swap being worse now than ever (explain? i seen no difference)
    ...for randomly emptying banks (this never happened)
    ...for having to buy the extra 10 slots on my inventory 4 times now (did you not wait for the fix or submit tickets?)
    ...for making this list so easy to write...there are tons more but it would make this far to long. (actually, i think you are just all raged out, im sure with some time you could could up with more to whine about but at the end of the day nobody is really interested in raging.)

    Have a great day ^_^

    *sigh* The continued excuse of "Zomg look at GW2 they had problems" is no excuse for ESO to have the same problems.

    Following the same mistakes and not learning from them is not a good thing so glorifying it like you are doing is just plain stupid.

    As far as the question were my friends botting, I can say with 100% certainty they were not.

    I understand you are trying to break a part my post to make it trivial, but my points still stand very strong. Look at the forums and you will see it echo'd by many players in the same frustration.

    Yes thank you to ZoS for the hard work they put into the game and the long hours away from their families, but unless they turn it around quickly all of that hard work will be a lost investment because the player base will/is leaving.
  • Turial
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    Oblongship wrote: »
    Turial wrote: »
    oh boy, where to start :)

    ...for a million bugs (try gw2)
    ...for being sluggish to fix progression halting quest bugs (gw2)
    ...for breaking more things with every patch (gw2 so much)
    ...for not catching simple things like memory leaks causing computers to crash (memory leaks are not that simple, they happen)
    ...for AoE banning my friends along with the bots then waiting over a week to give them the time of day only after they wrote something negative on your Facebook (sure they werent botting? zos looks into the behaviour of bots not just click and ban at random. then they send nasty responses to zos, i am surprised they wanted to respond either)
    ...for lying to us about content (lol, where?)
    ...for bots ruining our questing experience (bots, every game, did the bots steal the npcs or what?)
    ...for spam every day in our email and PMs and zone from bots (every game)
    ...for having one of the most useless support departments ever created (tried EA, ubisoft?)
    ...for class passives still being bugged (this one i can agree with)
    ...for skills still being bugged (as above)
    ...for massive bugs in pvp (i.e. caltdrops currently) being so sluggish to fix (not all bugs are so simple)
    ...for being the only MMO I have ever seen not have a special event at the end of beta to say thank you to the people who tested for you (not that you listened to us anyways) (sorry pal, no event per se but there was something special at the end of the beta, methinks you missed it)
    ...for infinite loading screens which still happen (in progress from what i heard)
    ...for massive lag spikes at just the right moments (this gets to me also but its not easy to fix as it doesnt happen to everyone)
    ...for weapon swap being worse now than ever (explain? i seen no difference)
    ...for randomly emptying banks (this never happened)
    ...for having to buy the extra 10 slots on my inventory 4 times now (did you not wait for the fix or submit tickets?)
    ...for making this list so easy to write...there are tons more but it would make this far to long. (actually, i think you are just all raged out, im sure with some time you could could up with more to whine about but at the end of the day nobody is really interested in raging.)

    Have a great day ^_^

    *sigh* The continued excuse of "Zomg look at GW2 they had problems" is no excuse for ESO to have the same problems.

    Following the same mistakes and not learning from them is not a good thing so glorifying it like you are doing is just plain stupid.

    As far as the question were my friends botting, I can say with 100% certainty they were not.

    I understand you are trying to break a part my post to make it trivial, but my points still stand very strong. Look at the forums and you will see it echo'd by many players in the same frustration.

    Yes thank you to ZoS for the hard work they put into the game and the long hours away from their families, but unless they turn it around quickly all of that hard work will be a lost investment because the player base will/is leaving.

    Your rage about the game is the same rage for every other MMO out there, it is nothing new and those MMOs run fine, ESO is no different and will continue to run. Glorifying, pffft. As for your friends, I can say with 100% certainty that ZoS know the truth. I don't need to break it apart, all of your issues are trivial and just because you gathered them together does not make that untrue. Look at the forums, yes just look at the forums.... "OMG n00bs nerf NB OP" or better yet "im unsubbing because you patched my exploit, boo hoo" and I need say no more there. If you think the game is gonna die then be my guest and please go before you get more disappointed, come back when it's F2P as you seem to think that will happen very soon.
    "Neither a 'Borrower nor a Lender' be."
    Never Forget

    I think you have not been on the internet long enough until you have been rick-rolled.
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  • Cogo
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    Thanks for a good post OP!
    Oghur Hatemachine, Guild leader of The Nephilim - EU Megaserver
    Orc Weapon Specialist and Warchief of the Ebonheart Pact - Trueflame Cyrodiil War Campaign
    Guildsite: The Nephilim

    "I don't agree with what you are saying, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it"
    -Voltaire

    "My build? Improvise, overcome and adapt!"
  • terence.caroneb17_ESO
    Oblongship wrote: »
    ...for a million bugs
    ...for being sluggish to fix progression halting quest bugs
    ...for breaking more things with every patch
    ...for not catching simple things like memory leaks causing computers to crash
    ...for AoE banning my friends along with the bots then waiting over a week to give them the time of day only after they wrote something negative on your Facebook
    ...for lying to us about content
    ...for bots ruining our questing experience
    ...for spam every day in our email and PMs and zone from bots
    ...for having one of the most useless support departments ever created
    ...for class passives still being bugged
    ...for skills still being bugged
    ...for massive bugs in pvp (i.e. caltdrops currently) being so sluggish to fix
    ...for being the only MMO I have ever seen not have a special event at the end of beta to say thank you to the people who tested for you (not that you listened to us anyways)
    ...for infinite loading screens which still happen
    ...for massive lag spikes at just the right moments
    ...for weapon swap being worse now than ever
    ...for randomly emptying banks
    ...for having to buy the extra 10 slots on my inventory 4 times now
    ...for making this list so easy to write...there are tons more but it would make this far to long.

    yeah you forgot about nerfs on templars, but hey, that's just my personnal fight. Outside of that, you pretty much summed up the main things preventing any reasonable person to praise Zenimax at this time.

    I wonder if the players praising the game right now are on another server, playing a polished game where Nightblades are fixed, Templars have good melee skills, and everybody can kill a DK if they're at the same level. Oh the dream ...
  • Turelus
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    I really really wish there was a way ZOS could give us players the leaning on wall flipping coin pose as an emote. It's a totally awesome rogue look.
    @Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
    "Don't count on others for help. In the end each of us is in this alone. The survivors are those who know how to look out for themselves."
  • terence.caroneb17_ESO
    Turial wrote: »
    ...for lying to us about content (lol, where?)

    If you don't know or realized all thats been changed without it being written in the patch notes in the Craglorn patch, then you really must know nothing of the state TESO is in right now.
    There are topics about it in the forums (or maybe they were deleted ...) .

    Anyway, have fun. "lol".
    Edited by terence.caroneb17_ESO on 28 May 2014 09:31
  • yiasemi
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    SoupDragon wrote: »
    Eldarth wrote: »
    ...guards flipping coins

    This ♥

    Please, in Morrowind the guards were flipping knives. (Actually that was a Hlaalu Balmoral mod)We are just going backwards, even the Tribune templars complain in this game, soft lads and ladies.
    Only joking I agree with the OP, but some of the complaints are more than true too. It isn't brown-nosing to like a game.
  • Sil
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    Praise the Zenimax Lord for every new morning he gives us. Let his glory shine on us. Fell to your knees and pray. "Oh Lord Z, how wonderful, how wonderful, how wonderful".
    * auch wenn ich mich aufrege, rege ich mich nicht auf*
  • yiasemi
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    Sil wrote: »
    Praise the Zenimax Lord for every new morning he gives us. Let his glory shine on us. Fell to your knees and pray. "Oh Lord Z, how wonderful, how wonderful, how wonderful".
    "We're watching you....scum."
  • Sil
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    yiasemi wrote: »
    Sil wrote: »
    Praise the Zenimax Lord for every new morning he gives us. Let his glory shine on us. Fell to your knees and pray. "Oh Lord Z, how wonderful, how wonderful, how wonderful".
    "We're watching you....scum."

    Praise the watchers, the paranoic and the shizophrenic. Praise them all. ;)
    Edited by Sil on 28 May 2014 10:16
    * auch wenn ich mich aufrege, rege ich mich nicht auf*
  • meghuskoow
    .... for being a place I can have fun with my brother. (We are 28+).
    .... for brining to life a series I love.
  • MalavarTCOne
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    LOVE THE POST :smile: THANKS OP
    "To steal from a god is most unwise" -Nocturnal
  • JJDrakken
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    It will go F2P soon enough.
    Leader of Oblivion Crisis. Bunch of Daedric Worshiping MF's. We'll Bang Ok.
  • GreySix
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    Ohioastro wrote: »
    ..which is no longer in the game. Jesus.

    Jesus is in the game?

    Where?
    Crotchety Old Man Guild

    "Hey you, get off my lawn!"
  • PharmaChief
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    Thank you....

    For letting me save kings Cassimir's life... :o
  • davidetombab16_ESO
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    u not have mentioned the incredible balance of the game.
  • demendred
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    GreySix wrote: »
    Ohioastro wrote: »
    ..which is no longer in the game. Jesus.

    Jesus is in the game?

    Where?

    2nd to last boss. Well......was, until they nerfted him....
    All good Nords goto Sto'Vo'Kor.
  • Willow
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    This is the first MMO that I actually feel that my character lives in. The world,people,dialogue and quests are so well done that I can get lost for hours "living" my character.
  • yiasemi
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    GreySix wrote: »
    Ohioastro wrote: »
    ..which is no longer in the game. Jesus.

    Jesus is in the game?

    Where?
    Dude, how many times have you been resurrected?
  • Ashtaris
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    Both my wife and I are thoroughly enjoying the game. It's fun to go off adventuring together in the AD and we usually try to play a bit almost every evening. We both were involved with Uru - Myst Online from 2004 until we eventually lost interest, but this is the first MMO that's captured our imagination again. Sure, the game is certainly not perfect. BOT's are the #1 problem and need to be dealt with to at least maintain some sense of immersion. It takes time and patience to get the problems ironed out, and for a MMO of this scale, it certainly doesn't happen overnight. In the meantime, we will just have fun exploring!
  • Bhozz52
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    Great post OP, :D
  • Zershar_Vemod
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    No matter how much people rage (I was hit badly when memory leaks started), TESO is already waaaaaaaaaaay better than SWTOR.

    If you want to cry about big bad Zenimax, I'd suggest check out how EA treats their customers and then come back here with a new perspective.

    I thank TESO's CS for getting back to 98% of my tickets right away.
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