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Light Armor - Thieves Guild Style is DISGUSTINGLY FAT

blabafat
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This is on a female character. What happened....

http://imgur.com/XDyJHgT
http://imgur.com/K9Qk5sc
http://imgur.com/Kh2bAKx

Edited by blabafat on May 3, 2016 2:14PM
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Æ ámeer - VR16 Templar - High Elf - EP
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  • blabafat
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    I added a couple more pictures
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  • code65536
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    Er, you consider that to be fat?! The pants might be a liiiiiiittle baggy, but still not nearly as bad as Mercenary pants.
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  • blabafat
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    code65536 wrote: »
    Er, you consider that to be fat?! The pants might be a liiiiiiittle baggy, but still not nearly as bad as Mercenary pants.

    It's the chest piece that bothers me. It's like a balloon or something lol
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  • ManDraKE
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    game breaking bug, delay the relase of DB until is fixed please
  • blabafat
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    ManDraKE wrote: »
    game breaking bug, delay the relase of DB until is fixed please

    Agreed.
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  • Kas
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    real thieves have curves
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  • Sugaroverdose
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    blabafat wrote: »
    This is on a female character. What happened....

    http://imgur.com/XDyJHgT
    http://imgur.com/K9Qk5sc
    http://imgur.com/Kh2bAKx

    MA and HA are also insanely fat, my little bosmer looks like child in pressure suit.
  • Ishammael
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    I'm all about that...
  • Necrelios
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    The chest piece does not conform well to the figure if you look at it closely. Which I do. Very closely.
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  • Zoltan_117
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    I have seen the male version and also hated it, it is fat and bulk, doesn't look right.
  • Ra'Shtar
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    For someone with fat on his name you sure are bothered by it lol
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  • timidobserver
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    blabafat wrote: »
    This is on a female character. What happened....

    http://imgur.com/XDyJHgT
    http://imgur.com/K9Qk5sc
    http://imgur.com/Kh2bAKx

    Fat shamer.
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  • helediron
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    This is probably from same batch or designer as some TG styles. There is a long thread about these balloons.

    Assasin's League is decent. Abah's Watch and Thieves Guild trigger the most-feared question in man-kinds history, do i look fat in this, dear?
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  • Abeille
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    Unfortunately, it is a problem with many different armor styles and even Crown Store costumes :/

    There is this thread where we have been posting pics of armor that deform our female characters' bodies. You can see that there is a lot of complaints in there about the same subject. Gina and Jessica said it is not intended and that they are looking into it, and asked us to post pics of the outfits and armor that were affected by it.

    Just in case you want to post in there too :)
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  • Armitas
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    Looks bigboned to me.
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  • staracino_ESO
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    Abah's Watch stye is the 'Pvp rewards' style, which also suffers horribly from this. Just look at someone in full Leki to see the horrors.
  • pjwb16_ESO
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    looks like a *** dice on legs lol
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    Big gurlz need love too
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  • Emma_Overload
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    Abah's Watch motif is even worse... here's a screenshot of the Vicious Death armor:

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  • Takes-No-Prisoner
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    Abah's Watch motif is even worse... here's a screenshot of the Vicious Death armor:

    SNlGoif.jpg

    Michelin guy always reminds me of Stay Puft. Separated at birth maybe?
    Though Stay Puft is way cuter
  • Necrelios
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    Abah's Watch motif is even worse... here's a screenshot of the Vicious Death armor:
    ...

    Couldn't stop laughing... ouch.. my sides are killing me :D .
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  • blabafat
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    Yeah abahs watch is awful. And lol @ fat in my name
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  • AfkNinja
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    Kas wrote: »
    real thieves have curves

    A lil thick but IDK about fat....not even close really.
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  • Helluin
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    It's the same on male characters and for MA and HA.
    I agree with you @blabafat .

    So far, at least for me, Outlaw is better than Thieves Guild style.
    Last but not least, Outlaw LA belt has a certain symbol... ;)
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  • phaneub17_ESO
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    More room to steal.
  • Sigma957
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    Been stealing too many sweetrolls and then eating them?
  • Ampnode
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    Nice fat shaming, Blabby. Enjoy your forum ban.
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