Well guys,we did it, great team work everyone! After taking all that the AD Nightcappers could throw at us, we have now won this campaign—again,good team work everyone. Official non-nightcapping results: DC 1st, EP 2nd, AD 3rd.
From the start,we had everything stacked against us! The lag affecting DC way more than the other factions,always outnumbered,and Wheeler keeping handhold sets in game to prevent us from destroying the huge red and yellow blobs while solo.
Unfortunately for DC, our dominance lessened with too many of our DC brethen getting locked out of the campaign due to the crashes and the bandwagon AD/EP players bringing their bad habits over. And in return, AD got a lot of EP swapping over to stack in their multi-guild nightcap zergs.
Alas, AD needs a pity win at this point. No amount of guild stacking in NA primetime or Oceanic primetime can help them. AD can stack their guilds in the same spot and outnumber the other factions' guilds 5 to 1 and purposely lag the server out all they want, but quality is better than quanity, AD: This campaign proved it; that mighty stack of zerglings pvdooring with a locked pop during NA morning couldn't maintain 1st for AD,against 1 bars daily. What an utter,shameful display of incompetence to be seen from AD's failure to parlay their mediocrity into a campaign win.
The points were so close early on with DC always being outnumbered, but we dug in and leaned back from the precipice: all our hopes and dreams were teetering at that edge, doomed to fall because of the shaking ground from the AD/EP hordes marching towards us daily. They approached so close that Official Team Orange's fetid breath could be smelt lingering in the air, just wafting while the bellow of the Ballista King shook the walls with his mighty wailing. However, we held on strongly! When our fps was nothing and the other factions barely seemed to be affected,we held on strongly! Worse yet was how the yellow cowards were night-capping each day and how WRX South Ga's children were abusing alts to run hammers to the nightcap zerg and bragging about it, but that was better than them afking on alts to clog queues. All of this just to make sure DC was hurt, but we held on strongly.
Finally,the AD/EP bandwagoners were dealt with,and DC was able to make a strong push with AD nightcappers not competing whatsoever. Of course, the EP and AD joined forces under the banner of the Ballista King to form an official orange alliance, almost never attacking each other and always coming after the DC. This didn't deter us. We kept fighting, always outnumbered. We held on strongly.
Yellow and Red had almost all their zergs running fotm subclass builds for subclass players,et cetera;they had all the OP Cheat Engine bonuses(just to barely get an advantage over us). Still,we held on strongly.
Then the darkest of days came, educing memories of antediluvian evils unbeknownst to most of this generation. AD resorted to using unprecedented zergs and lag switches to lag the server for everyone except themselves, constantly taking keeps by forcing the server to lag ... GG Blizzard. Those 90 man raids to take Dragonclaw were the crux of their map control strat, due to Dragon being worth 100 points. It was during these bleak times that the lag switchers took 1st, but DC persevered and overcame their night-capping and lag-switching. DC regained 1st triumphantly and meted out justice to the Official Team Orange upstarts,who returned to Dragon more often than they did to their mother's house to ask for money. No,you shall not have any sort of morale boost or easy currency, heathens!
Luckily for DC,the strength of the Oceanic DC team,consisting of 1 bar of unorganized pugs and no guilds,repeatedly stymied Official Team Orange's efforts to bleed points during Oceanic primetime with their stacks of AD Oceanic guilds. During the day, DC reclaimed all that yellow had stolen with their lag tactics, and they wore down the yellow tricksters,the counterfeit greek yogurt manufacturers, the false AP gainers, and the PED crew. Oceanic DC were a brutal unicorn dismantling the aspirations of the tricksters and helped DC reclaim the lead for the glorious peoples of the lion. Praise Lord Dee Tick! May he forever bless DC with a bloodline not prone to nightcapping. It's generational,genetic, and every AD is a nightcapping zergling regardless of what they do. They can't help it; it's in their blood.
So even with more eyes on DC's 1st place spot than Tupac ever had on him,we still did it guys: we won the last competitive Grey Host campaign. Blue has reigned supreme, the best alliance of all, even with the others always outnumbering us, officially working together, crashing the server,and using all sorts of tricks. In the end...
DC WINS!!!!!!
Edit: Checked again, yep, DC won. GG Blizzard. Smell you later, AD nightcappers. Enjoy 3rd, maybe ZoS will make a 5 piece set that gives extra campaign points when AD is locked pop nightcapping against 1 bars. Can't compete until others sleep smh