A gentleman's guide to teabagging.

UndeniablyAVG · May 2019

Davadin wrote: »

couple nights ago I went 1vX a few times near an RSS (4 out of 5 times unsuccessfully), and everytime I died I got teabagged.

why?

As I said in the OP, some people bag with reckless abandon. They obviously don't have rules or if they do they're BS ones!

bulbousb16_ESO · May 2019

Davadin wrote: »

couple nights ago I went 1vX a few times near an RSS (4 out of 5 times unsuccessfully), and everytime I died I got teabagged.

Probably have one of those annoying ridiculously tanky builds?

UndeniablyAVG · May 2019

bulbousb16_ESO wrote: »

Davadin wrote: »

couple nights ago I went 1vX a few times near an RSS (4 out of 5 times unsuccessfully), and everytime I died I got teabagged.

Probably have one of those annoying ridiculously tanky builds?

To be fair, I am tempted to add a new rule that if you have over 40k health and aren't emp you deserve a teabag, might be a bit overkill though.

Davadin · May 2019

bulbousb16_ESO wrote: »

Davadin wrote: »

couple nights ago I went 1vX a few times near an RSS (4 out of 5 times unsuccessfully), and everytime I died I got teabagged.

Probably have one of those annoying ridiculously tanky builds?

nah. a DK and a stamBlade.

those 2 plus all the NPC is too much for me to handle. after dying twice (and wiping half the NPC), i bait them to go outside NPC range, and stamblade took it. Land a few Dizzying before he scurried off, and the DK finally closed the distance.....

....but then a couple EP arrived and steamrolled them.

Meh.

angeleda · May 2019

Let me explain how tbagging works since everyone in this thread is wrong and I am the only
one with a confirmed tbagging title here so I consider myself THE tbagging expert in both NA and EU.

1. You die to me under any circumstance? Tbag
2. You die to my friends who came to help me because i couldn't kill you? Tbag
3. You play in any alliance except mine (mine is the only correct one btw) and you die in any of the mentioned ways? Tbag
4. You play as stamwarden, stamDK, stamnecro, stamsorc, stamplar, stamNB or their magicka equivalents and you die in any of the mentioned ways above? Tbag
5. You tried to 1vX or smallscale with your group and you and/or your group died because you got zerged? Tbag (for each groupmember, it is not personal, just business)

If you have any questions about how tbagging works, let me know!

PS. if you tbag me under ANY circumstance you deserve to be tbagged

CoachPower · May 2019

angeleda wrote: »

Let me explain how tbagging works since everyone in this thread is wrong and I am the only
one with a confirmed tbagging title here so I consider myself THE tbagging expert in both NA and EU.

1. You die to me under any circumstance? Tbag
2. You die to my friends who came to help me because i couldn't kill you? Tbag
3. You play in any alliance except mine (mine is the only correct one btw) and you die in any of the mentioned ways? Tbag
4. You play as stamwarden, stamDK, stamnecro, stamsorc, stamplar, stamNB or their magicka equivalents and you die in any of the mentioned ways above? Tbag
5. You tried to 1vX or smallscale with your group and you and/or your group died because you got zerged? Tbag (for each groupmember, it is not personal, just business)

If you have any questions about how tbagging works, let me know!

PS. if you tbag me under ANY circumstance you deserve to be bagged

Yasssssss Queen

Ash_In_My_Sujamma · May 2019

angeleda wrote: »

Let me explain how tbagging works since everyone in this thread is wrong and I am the only
one with a confirmed tbagging title here so I consider myself THE tbagging expert in both NA and EU.

1. You die to me under any circumstance? Tbag
2. You die to my friends who came to help me because i couldn't kill you? Tbag
3. You play in any alliance except mine (mine is the only correct one btw) and you die in any of the mentioned ways? Tbag
4. You play as stamwarden, stamDK, stamnecro, stamsorc, stamplar, stamNB or their magicka equivalents and you die in any of the mentioned ways above? Tbag
5. You tried to 1vX or smallscale with your group and you and/or your group died because you got zerged? Tbag (for each groupmember, it is not personal, just business)

If you have any questions about how tbagging works, let me know!

PS. if you tbag me under ANY circumstance you deserve to be tbagged

Angeleda for Supreme President of Kazakhstan!

Vietfox · May 2019

angeleda wrote: »

Let me explain how tbagging works since everyone in this thread is wrong and I am the only
one with a confirmed tbagging title here so I consider myself THE tbagging expert in both NA and EU.

1. You die to me under any circumstance? Tbag
2. You die to my friends who came to help me because i couldn't kill you? Tbag
3. You play in any alliance except mine (mine is the only correct one btw) and you die in any of the mentioned ways? Tbag
4. You play as stamwarden, stamDK, stamnecro, stamsorc, stamplar, stamNB or their magicka equivalents and you die in any of the mentioned ways above? Tbag
5. You tried to 1vX or smallscale with your group and you and/or your group died because you got zerged? Tbag (for each groupmember, it is not personal, just business)

If you have any questions about how tbagging works, let me know!

PS. if you tbag me under ANY circumstance you deserve to be tbagged

Looking forward to get a new PC so i can be back to PC EU, meanwhile i'll have to deal with tbaggers on other platforms from the wrong alliances

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3m0h5ZC0aug

angeleda · May 2019

Vietfox wrote: »

angeleda wrote: »

Let me explain how tbagging works since everyone in this thread is wrong and I am the only
one with a confirmed tbagging title here so I consider myself THE tbagging expert in both NA and EU.

1. You die to me under any circumstance? Tbag
2. You die to my friends who came to help me because i couldn't kill you? Tbag
3. You play in any alliance except mine (mine is the only correct one btw) and you die in any of the mentioned ways? Tbag
4. You play as stamwarden, stamDK, stamnecro, stamsorc, stamplar, stamNB or their magicka equivalents and you die in any of the mentioned ways above? Tbag
5. You tried to 1vX or smallscale with your group and you and/or your group died because you got zerged? Tbag (for each groupmember, it is not personal, just business)

If you have any questions about how tbagging works, let me know!

PS. if you tbag me under ANY circumstance you deserve to be tbagged

Looking forward to get a new PC so i can be back to PC EU, meanwhile i'll have to deal with tbaggers on other platforms from the wrong alliances
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3m0h5ZC0aug

You did not tbag back though

Rookie mistake

3/10

Vietfox · May 2019

angeleda wrote: »

Vietfox wrote: »

angeleda wrote: »

Let me explain how tbagging works since everyone in this thread is wrong and I am the only
one with a confirmed tbagging title here so I consider myself THE tbagging expert in both NA and EU.

1. You die to me under any circumstance? Tbag
2. You die to my friends who came to help me because i couldn't kill you? Tbag
3. You play in any alliance except mine (mine is the only correct one btw) and you die in any of the mentioned ways? Tbag
4. You play as stamwarden, stamDK, stamnecro, stamsorc, stamplar, stamNB or their magicka equivalents and you die in any of the mentioned ways above? Tbag
5. You tried to 1vX or smallscale with your group and you and/or your group died because you got zerged? Tbag (for each groupmember, it is not personal, just business)

If you have any questions about how tbagging works, let me know!

PS. if you tbag me under ANY circumstance you deserve to be tbagged

Looking forward to get a new PC so i can be back to PC EU, meanwhile i'll have to deal with tbaggers on other platforms from the wrong alliances
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3m0h5ZC0aug

You did not tbag back though

Rookie mistake

3/10

And give a chance to the other 3 smurfs around to kill me, right 😂

Stratloc · May 2019

InvictusApollo wrote: »

Teabagging is literally simulating sexual activity with a dead corpse of your enemy. And thus there are no excuses to do so.
A person on the level doesn't insult himself with shamefull acts like this.
Use an emote if you wish to express your joy/satisfaction with felling an enemy who has wronged you or provided you a challenge.

What am I simulating by sticking a sword through your body or burning you alive with a fireball? Is that OK on any level? Is that better or worse?

WillhelmBlack · May 2019

My own guild mates teabag me lol.

Also, if it's been a good fight and I don't get bagged I find that quite insulting.

Insco851 · May 2019

Blatant cheaters. Meta chasers/cheesers that get the build. Failed gankers. Pet sorcs/Zoo sorcs. Handful of people that share equal disdain for each other in Cyrodiil. Return bags.

angeleda · May 2019

Vietfox wrote: »

angeleda wrote: »

Vietfox wrote: »

angeleda wrote: »

Let me explain how tbagging works since everyone in this thread is wrong and I am the only
one with a confirmed tbagging title here so I consider myself THE tbagging expert in both NA and EU.

1. You die to me under any circumstance? Tbag
2. You die to my friends who came to help me because i couldn't kill you? Tbag
3. You play in any alliance except mine (mine is the only correct one btw) and you die in any of the mentioned ways? Tbag
4. You play as stamwarden, stamDK, stamnecro, stamsorc, stamplar, stamNB or their magicka equivalents and you die in any of the mentioned ways above? Tbag
5. You tried to 1vX or smallscale with your group and you and/or your group died because you got zerged? Tbag (for each groupmember, it is not personal, just business)

If you have any questions about how tbagging works, let me know!

PS. if you tbag me under ANY circumstance you deserve to be tbagged

Looking forward to get a new PC so i can be back to PC EU, meanwhile i'll have to deal with tbaggers on other platforms from the wrong alliances
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3m0h5ZC0aug

You did not tbag back though

Rookie mistake

3/10

And give a chance to the other 3 smurfs around to kill me, right 😂

That's when you bring 3x more people, zerg them, tbag

Vietfox · June 2019

angeleda wrote: »

Vietfox wrote: »

angeleda wrote: »

Vietfox wrote: »

angeleda wrote: »

Let me explain how tbagging works since everyone in this thread is wrong and I am the only
one with a confirmed tbagging title here so I consider myself THE tbagging expert in both NA and EU.

1. You die to me under any circumstance? Tbag
2. You die to my friends who came to help me because i couldn't kill you? Tbag
3. You play in any alliance except mine (mine is the only correct one btw) and you die in any of the mentioned ways? Tbag
4. You play as stamwarden, stamDK, stamnecro, stamsorc, stamplar, stamNB or their magicka equivalents and you die in any of the mentioned ways above? Tbag
5. You tried to 1vX or smallscale with your group and you and/or your group died because you got zerged? Tbag (for each groupmember, it is not personal, just business)

If you have any questions about how tbagging works, let me know!

PS. if you tbag me under ANY circumstance you deserve to be tbagged

Looking forward to get a new PC so i can be back to PC EU, meanwhile i'll have to deal with tbaggers on other platforms from the wrong alliances
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3m0h5ZC0aug

You did not tbag back though

Rookie mistake

3/10

And give a chance to the other 3 smurfs around to kill me, right 😂

That's when you bring 3x more people, zerg them, tbag

Even when i play with a group i always end up playing solo (as you can see), can't help it. Why? Maybe because i just want to know what's going on without checking the map.

Zelos · June 2019

Such an honored halo tradition... ruined to those who remember its roots.

InvictusApollo · June 2019

Stratloc wrote: »

InvictusApollo wrote: »

Teabagging is literally simulating sexual activity with a dead corpse of your enemy. And thus there are no excuses to do so.
A person on the level doesn't insult himself with shamefull acts like this.
Use an emote if you wish to express your joy/satisfaction with felling an enemy who has wronged you or provided you a challenge.

What am I simulating by sticking a sword through your body or burning you alive with a fireball? Is that OK on any level? Is that better or worse?

Oh I don't know... maybe... combat? War? You know - the stuff that soldiers do. Is it worse? Is it better?
Well. Let me ask you these two questions:
1. What most civilised countries do with their war veterans?
2. What most civilised countries do to people who fornicate with dead bodies?

JTorus · June 2019

InvictusApollo wrote: »

Stratloc wrote: »

InvictusApollo wrote: »

Teabagging is literally simulating sexual activity with a dead corpse of your enemy. And thus there are no excuses to do so.
A person on the level doesn't insult himself with shamefull acts like this.
Use an emote if you wish to express your joy/satisfaction with felling an enemy who has wronged you or provided you a challenge.

What am I simulating by sticking a sword through your body or burning you alive with a fireball? Is that OK on any level? Is that better or worse?

Oh I don't know... maybe... combat? War? You know - the stuff that soldiers do. Is it worse? Is it better?
Well. Let me ask you these two questions:
1. What most civilised countries do with their war veterans?
2. What most civilised countries do to people who fornicate with dead bodies?

Civility and anonymity on the internet is a seemingly rare combination, a circumstance exacerbated during summer break.

ku5h · June 2019

I love not to tbag ppl that baged me earlier and would very much deserve it.
IMO that *** them up more so. They would be like "*** that guy is better player and a bigger man!".
Also, never ever tbag a player you know is better/more skilled then you. That is my primary moto.

technohic · June 2019

Thought I had a video but shadow play was off last night. Had a ball group of necro bashers running around and was on my DK. Pulled one of them out away from the ball who fought for a couple seconds then tried to run back. Pulled him again when his immunity ran out and taloned while he tried to run back then pulled him again when his immunity ran out. Think it went another 1 or 2 times before I saw his group had cleared the fodder and as I then tried to run they all dig piled on me and then teabagged me with the guy I was pulling doing it extra long. I was lolling quite a bit.

Funny thing is, later in the night on my templar. We wiped a group like that with the same guild tag and I tried to find him in the pile but as some released , I just tea bagged whoever I could

mayasunrising · June 2019

The ongoing discussion about t-bagging. Here's some new data to those who are unaware of the current state of the Code of Conduct (update with Elsweyr):

You may not harass, threaten, embarrass, or cause distress to another customer or guest using ZeniMax sites and Services. This includes but is not limited to verbal attacks, unwanted messaging, personal attacks, stalking or any other undesired behavior used to cause discomfort or disrupt another customer's experience. At all times users will refrain from attacking Age, Race, Disability, Sexual Orientation, National Origin, Pregnancy, Gender or any other protected category under Federal or Maryland State law.

I personally have - and always will - consider t-bagging a non-consensual form of sexual assault, and will continue to report players that do it as I am able (And no, I don't care for your "LUL" dudebrah mansplanations, and I'm bored by the Ive-heard-it-a-zillion-times-never-was-funny-responses so don't bother I won't be reading them anyway) I'm a survivor of sexual violence - as unfortunately are many of my fellow nerdy grrrl gamer sisters. I don't want any of your parts in may face simulated or otherwise, K? And I have zero effs given for humans that have this little respect for other humans. Crap like this isn't a joke to survivors, and men - or anyone - who laughs it off perpetuates the violence women, and other minorities face daily in the real world.

I'm grateful that ZOS - and many other gaming companies, pro organizations, and social networking sites are finally stepping up to say no more.

And PS> Gentleman don't teabag.

ZOS_RogerJ · June 2019

Greetings! We've closed this thread due to its non-constructive nature, and to prevent any further spiraling.