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Diagrams for completing the Parch Boulder Dash Oddities
Kallykat
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I was having trouble with these even after watching a video, so I decided I needed to map them out and strategize. I just completed my first one successfully a few hours ago! I thought these diagrams might be helpful for others too, so I added them to the wiki and am now adding them here.
Oddity in the southeast part of the Parch:
Oddity in the southwest part of the Parch:
Oddity in the northeast part of the Parch:
Oddity in the southeast part of the Parch:
Oddity in the southwest part of the Parch:
Oddity in the northeast part of the Parch:
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code65536✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Awesome, thank you!
Edit: It seems like the angles of some of the pads are reversed? For example, here's what the bottom-left cluster for the SE dash looks like in-game:
Edited by code65536 on May 7, 2026 10:46AMNightfighters ― PC/NA and PC/EU
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Kallykat✭✭✭✭✭Good catch!
I've corrected the diagram on the wiki page:
https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Online:The_Parch#Oddities
It should be updating here too, but I still see the old image. I may have a cache issue...? Please let me know if you notice any other corrections I should make.
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LouisaB75✭✭✭✭Wondering if any of the oddities have been changed in the last week. There are a couple that I had pretty much down pat and now they are just failing every time. The north east boulder one I had got it much sorted by only using the blue and red switches but now the timing of the boulders coming from the far side means one collision after another when I use the method I had previously.1