What is your favorite NPC line in the game?

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Mine is when Xica-Ilan says "This event is worthy of a mural, friend." when we release the guardians in Xor-Hist during the Roots in Stone quest in Eastern Solstice. It makes the moment seem so important and epic and I love how he reacts to what is going on.
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  • emilyhyoyeon
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    Domihaus's ''grovel'' before he shouts is just so iconic to me, although, I play the German localization, so that's what's in my head when I think of this. I prefer the German version to the English one by far, based on hearing the English one in videos.
    IGN @ emilypumpkin
    Tullanisse Starborne altmer spellsword battlemage & scholar of the ayleids
    Qa'Rirra khajiit assassin & dancer
    Seliwequen Narilata altmer necromancer & debaucher
  • ESO_player123
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    Skill issue.
    - Sharp-as-Night
  • SilverBride
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    Another of my favorite lines comes from Sharp-as-Night. After I was lying on the ground after having been defeated by a dragon he said "If you don't get up, I'm taking your stuff!"
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  • Cambridge_Spy
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    Scruut: "Vomitous."
  • BretonMage
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    Azandar: "Ugh. Dirt fungus."
  • kargen27
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    Pacrooti: "I tried some molasses the other day, it was very good, I must try some other parts of the mole!"
    and then the parrot said, "must be the water mines green too."
  • Hamish999
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    Pretty much anything Elam Drals says.
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    Do'Zahra - Khajiit - StamDK - AD
    Narese Telvanni - Dunmer - Petsorc - EP
    Anastasie Chastain - Breton - Magplar - DC
    Gashnakh the Lusty - Orc - Stamsorc - AD
    Stands-In-Stoopid - Argonian - Warden Tank - AD
    Talia al-Morwha - Redguard - Stamden - AD
    Makes-Fier-Wrong - Argonian - Stamblade - AD
    Busty-Argonian-Maid - Argonian - Templar Healer - AD
    Alaru Telvanni - Dunmer - Stamplar - AD
    Ko'Raehsi - Khajiit - Magsorc - AD
    Torhild Rock-Chucker - Nord - StamDK - AD
    Drusilla Larouche - Breton - MagDK - AD
    Ko'Khanni - Khajiit - Magden - AD
    Ilithyia Ectorius - Imperial - DK Tank -AD
    Rosara Laumont - Breton - Warden Healer - AD
    Do'Darri - Khajiit - Stam Arcanist - AD
    Llerusa Redoran - Dunmer - Stam Arcanist - AD
    Terannil - High Elf - Magsorc - AD
    Sharuk the Indomitable - Orc - Necro - AD

    Keyboard and mouse FTW!
  • LootAllTheStuff
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    Zerith-Var: "Pray for mercy!"

    Vestige: "From Puss in Boots!"
  • freespirit
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    Bastian - "Well that was a bit excessive"

    Always best when said just after I accidently drop my ulti on a container!!
    When people say to me........
    "You're going to regret that in the morning"
    I sleep until midday cos I'm a problem solver!
  • Elvenheart
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    The way the “Queen Ayren” of the Jester’s Festival says, “OhhhwhoowhoohooWHOOOO!” before the word delightful when you turn in her quest every year. Every year, I say I’m going to record that and turn it into a ringtone. 🤣
  • rothan117
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    Sharp: Ugh. People. Great.

    I feel the same way about crowds
  • Reginald_leBlem
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    The scream in Fang Lair at the first boss.

    There's a bunch of good lines from Sanity's Edge, but "This one has created a creature with magic in it's veins.... it will rip you all to pieces" and "Help... she's hurting me" are the best.

    Moongrave Fane: "Nisaazda will feed you to her weakest warriors!"



  • Tallon_IV
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    Maw of Lorhaj: "Have you not heard me? Have I not made your choice plain? You will listen, mortals … even if it means peeling the ears from your scalps and shouting Namiira's will into whatever's left of your broken skulls!"
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  • LootAllTheStuff
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    freespirit wrote: »
    Bastian - "Well that was a bit excessive"

    Always best when said just after I accidently drop my ulti on a container!!

    They all seem to have some variant of that, and I always hear it after firing off a skill only to have it hit a squib or one of the really tiny spiders. I feel like yelling, "But that wasn't what I was aiming at!!!"
  • SilverBride
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    Pudentia Pitio: "Hey, where's my pig? Who took my pig!"
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  • whitecrow
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    Pudentia Pitio: "Hey, where's my pig? Who took my pig!"

    "Anyone seen a suspicious person with a pig? No, not me!"
  • whitecrow
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    Lugaldu wrote: »
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    I just read a book with griffons that were obsessed with gold. They just loved its shininess and maybe the colour.
  • ESO_player123
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    Wasting time is an important part of life.
    - Random bandits/cultists/mercenaries in various delves/camps around Tamriel.
  • ESO_player123
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    They say gold can't buy happiness. They just don't know where to shop.
    - Bastian
  • peacenote
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    Arkasis the Mad Alchemist: "This will only hurt until you die."
    My #1 wish for ESO Today: Decouple achievements from character progress and tracking.
    • Advocate for this HERE.
    • Want the history of this issue? It's HERE.
  • GloatingSwine
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    "You're doing it wrong" - Choixth
  • CatalinaWineMixer2
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    "Quench the Earth's hunger... With your bones!" - Magma Incarnate
  • AetherialXL
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    Cadwell the very first time you see him in the wailing prison. "one fine day in the middle of the night two dead kings got up to fight, back to back they faced each other drew bows and stabbed them selves'' its a classic.
  • Elvenheart
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    Rilis: "Ha ha ha! What are you lot doing? Oh, I do so love to see magic. Is that what this is?“. I had forgotten about this one. 😂
    Edited by Elvenheart on March 30, 2026 3:51AM
  • Zorrin
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    "The Divines gave you a nose for a reason, Tharn. So you can keep your mouth shut and still keep breathing." - Lyris
  • SirBanana1992
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    Mirri once shouting "I'll avenge you" after I died.

    I died of fall damage.
    "Oh great, what are you gonna do? Stab the dirt?"
  • Sahugani
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    Not sure it can honestly be called my favorite, but the last sentence of this dialogue got burned in my brain for some reason.
    Mamma Aralosi in Deshaan
    "Oh no! He was such a good son, always thinking of his mother. Why did he have to go and do such a stupid thing?
    Thanks for bringing these to me. I'll make an omlette in his memory. It will be salted with my tears and peppered by my grief."
  • BretonMage
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    Sahugani wrote: »
    Not sure it can honestly be called my favorite, but the last sentence of this dialogue got burned in my brain for some reason.
    Mamma Aralosi in Deshaan
    "Oh no! He was such a good son, always thinking of his mother. Why did he have to go and do such a stupid thing?
    Thanks for bringing these to me. I'll make an omlette in his memory. It will be salted with my tears and peppered by my grief."

    Such a sad quest. I kept the Chef's Apron from Mamma Aralosi as a token of remembrance, one of the few I kept from my years questing.
  • UntilValhalla13
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    You are false! I reject you!
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