10 year Anniversary Haikus
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ArchangelIsraphel✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭The servers are down
Who threw them out a window
After going mad?PC l NA
Legends never die
They're written down in eternity
But you'll never see the price it costs
The scars collected all their lives
When everything's lost, they pick up their hearts and avenge defeat
Before it all starts, they suffer through harm just to touch a dream
Oh, pick yourself up, 'cause
Legends never die4 -
Grec1a✭✭✭✭Gone, like Arteum
Is our recent progress. Call
the Psijic Order!It's a tradition, or an old charter, or something...3 -
WhiteCoatSyndrome✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Chaos, destruction
World destroyed in a heartbeat
Servers are all down#proud2BAStarObsessedLoony
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
A useful explanation for how RNG works
How to turn off the sustainability features (screen dimming, fps cap) on PC3 -
DoofusMax✭✭✭✭✭No cake for eating
No rewards for grinding
The server is downI'm fresh out of outrage, but I could muster up some amused annoyance if required.2 -
irswat✭✭✭✭Many times I farmed
The style pages I earned
Then ZOS said my badEdited by irswat on April 16, 2024 12:17AM2 -
totzummrdave_ESO✭✭✭Today's excitement makes me want to post my standard Bethesda haiku seeing that it applies here.
Please stop kidnapping
From Ronald McDonald house
Kids for your scripting1 -
Beilin_Balreis_Colcan✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭This thread gets even
better and better with each
creative haiku
PC(Steam) / EU / play from Melbourne, Australia / avg ping 3904 -
Fleet skeever grinds hard
Only for all to go black...
" ...I'm not authorized?"2 -
Helm, sword, and staves three
Completed just recently
...and they're fetching GONE?!1 -
Arizona_Steve✭✭✭✭✭Ithelia here
Our characters forgotten
Paths of fate are changedWannabe Thalmor - Altmer MagSorc5 -
furiouslog✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭An evening of play
Who knew that it would hurt thus?
Despondence sinks in
The forums liven
White knights take shots at the trolls
Time to touch some grass
Gina is stressed out
Everyone is saying, "WHEN??"
Where's the damn vodka!?!
Edited by furiouslog on April 16, 2024 2:58AM4 -
Livvy✭✭✭✭✭Oh that is okay
I did not want my daily
Rewards anywayEdited by Livvy on April 16, 2024 3:04AM->--Willow--<-6 -
Arizona_Steve✭✭✭✭✭Haiku syllables
Always have 5-7-5
Some do not know thisWannabe Thalmor - Altmer MagSorc5 -
Arizona_Steve✭✭✭✭✭Suffering boredom
Continue writing haikus
Need servers back upWannabe Thalmor - Altmer MagSorc1 -
ArchangelIsraphel✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Arizona_Steve wrote: »Haiku syllables
Always have 5-7-5
Some do not know this
A helpful website
If anyone has trouble
Counting syllables
https://syllablecounter.net/countPC l NA
Legends never die
They're written down in eternity
But you'll never see the price it costs
The scars collected all their lives
When everything's lost, they pick up their hearts and avenge defeat
Before it all starts, they suffer through harm just to touch a dream
Oh, pick yourself up, 'cause
Legends never die4 -
SilverBride✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Sleep, perchance to dream,
Until the morning wakes us,
To server still down.PCNA4 -
spartaxoxo✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Arizona_Steve wrote: »Haiku syllables
Always have 5-7-5
Some do not know this
Broken up senten-
Ces are so much easier
Meh 5 syllablesEdited by spartaxoxo on April 16, 2024 3:53AM4 -
christiandeafSoul ShrivenAh geez, my evening
Now it must be spent with wife
Oh crap, she sees me”Down to Gehenna, or up to the Throne, He travels the fastest who travels alone.”7 -
SilverBride✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Compensation is,
Needed now more than ever,
ZOS please make this right.PCNA1 -
ToRelax✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭It's been a long time,
Since that most infamous cry:
The Planemeld is nigh!
For ten years we fought,
And ourselves the victors thought.
The Planemeld has come!
Suddenly, Unseen:
The past changed, our work undone.
The Planemeld is done!DAGON - ALTADOON - CHIM - GHARTOK
The Covenant is broken. The Enemy has won...
Elo'dryel - Sorc - AR 50 - Hopesfire - EP EU4 -
ArchangelIsraphel✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Dear Mannimarco,
I hope you and Molag Bal
Step on a lego
PC l NA
Legends never die
They're written down in eternity
But you'll never see the price it costs
The scars collected all their lives
When everything's lost, they pick up their hearts and avenge defeat
Before it all starts, they suffer through harm just to touch a dream
Oh, pick yourself up, 'cause
Legends never die8 -
SilverBride✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭This is not the way,
10 years should be remembered,
Please turn this around.
Increase the drop rates,
And extend the duration,
Consider crown crates.
Mount also at risk,
For those that cannot log in,
Nothing is their fault.Edited by SilverBride on April 16, 2024 6:25PMPCNA1 -
Leighlaa✭✭✭✭Guar guar guar guar guar
guar guar guar guar guar guar guar
guar guar guar guar guar
thank you PCNA - Changuita10 -
Ezhh✭✭✭✭✭
✭Journeying for years
Then a sudden undoing
Trust disintegrates
Much is desired
Celebration's call strengthens
But the door is closed
Waiting impatient
Fate in the hands of others
Where are the answers?
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