10 year Anniversary Haikus

sleepy_worm · April 19

Roses are red.
Voidbloom is black.
I can't believe
Maps still don't stack.

I may have misunderstood the assignment.

ArchangelIsraphel · April 19

Inventory Full
Action Can't Be Completed
Can't Mount In Combat

Alp · April 19

Nine days of grinding.
Muustikar, I don't have need
of you, Wave-Eater.

Elvenheart · April 19

Anniversary
Spent on grinding and grinding
All the day away.

With nothing to show
By the end of the event
But sadness and angst.

Long will I recall
The tenth anniversary
With sorrow and rage.

SilverBride · April 19

Nothing new to say,
Still no communication,
Still no Sunna'rah.

Shadow-Fighter · April 19

No eta - said one
The other one also said - no eta
Suddenly all talked about - no eta
But nobody remembered - soon(tm)

SilverBride · April 19

Is anyone there?
Can anyone hear our pleas?
Only cricket's chirps.

Arizona_Steve · April 19

Dolmen to Dolmen
Hundreds of purple boxes
Time for something else

Switch to PTS
While questing around Skingrad
I crashed to desktop

My PTS toons
Are unable to log in
Testing is adjourned

ArchangelIsraphel · April 19

Stuffed inventory
All 8 on my alt account
I have a problem

Arizona_Steve · April 19

Inventory problem?
Time to get ESO+
Send it to craft bag

gariondavey · April 20

This event once was
Outstanding but low drop rates
Made it so not fun

SilverBride · April 20

Celebrations should
be toasted, but instead we
are being ghosted.

spartaxoxo · April 20

349 bosses down
349 bosses
You take one down, loot the ground
589 bosses to down

WhiteCoatSyndrome · April 21

I got Sunnah’rah
Now bring me the dog’s foul head
I want to wear it

😵‍💫

Grec1a · April 21

Zones that once were dead
Are now teeming with players.
Map completion rocks!

Grec1a · April 21

To the one who put
Fang Lair chests in our guild bank:
You are a legend!

MasterSpatula · April 21

A Jubilee should
generate good will, not ill.
At least, one would think.

Alp · April 21

I wrote a shanty about the grind instead.

We toil with geysers all day and night (eey hey yo).
We beg to the devs to please hear of our plight (eey ***, ey *** de yo).

Fighting beasts and crabs oh my (eey hey yo).
We open clams and look inside (eey ***, ey *** de yo).

The pearl inside for which we search (eey hey yo).
A staff of Ul vor, but what's it's worth? (eey ***, ey *** de yo).

And for the few lucky we say goodbye (eey hey yo).
We keep on going till the barrel goes dry. (eey ***, ey *** de yo).

Tried generating a song with it. Works a bit too well.

WhiteCoatSyndrome · April 21

The humble Nix Ox
Was not extinct from the blight
It was this event

SilverBride · April 21

Worst event ever,
Didn't have to be this way,
Increase these drop rates.

Livvy · April 21

The mount is quite lame
Has giant stain on rear end
What a crying shame

Elvenheart · April 21

Sorry this isn't a haiku, but inspired by the shanty from @Alp, here is a little something to the tune of The Wellerman:

There once was a game that comes to mind,
The name was Elder Scrolls Online!
Then came the tenth anniversary,
Oh grind, Tamriellans, grind! (huh)

Soon, may Sunna’rah drop,
Then Barbas, Worms and Ul’Vor Pop!
Then, when the fishin’ is done
We’ll get Trueflame and go!

Some grinded for two weeks or more
Some lost their world but got much more!
Some people got their drops before
Tamriel came crashing down. (huh)

Soon, may Sunna’rah drop,
Then Barbas, Worms and Ul’Vor pop!
Then, when the fishin’ is done
We’ll get Trueflame and go!

Some will not have them by the end,
And what could ever hope to mend
The time that everyone did spend
To grind their lives away? (huh)

Soon, may Sunna’rah drop,
Then Barbas, Worms and Ul’Vor pop!
Then, when the fishin’ is done
We’ll get Trueflame and go!

What’s gonna happen when it’s all over,
Will ZOS be able to recover?
The memory of this sad event
Will not die out with time. (huh)

Soon, may Sunna’rah drop,
Then Barbas, Worms and Ul’Vor pop!
Then, when the fishin’ is done
We’ll take them all and go!

SilverBride · April 23

All day I did grind,
Looking for Sunna'rah drop,
At last I am free.

jtm1018 · April 24

So dis a poin ting,
So mis se ra ble for us,
Ten more years of this?

Elvenheart · April 24

Ok, one more verse of my shanty dedicated to @SilverBride:

Finally, Silver got her staff,
Finally, Silver got to laugh!
Finally, Silver got to cry
“At last I am free!” (huh)

Soon, may Sunna’rah drop,
Then Barbas, Worms and Ul’Vor pop!
Then, when the fishin’ is done
We’ll get Trueflame and go!

SilverBride · April 24

I knew I could count on @Elvenheart to commemorate the occasion in song!

Grec1a · April 24

Good riddance to the
Anniversary Event,
Farewell to this thread.

Mythgard1967 · April 24

Dangerous evil foes
before the rainbow fart horse
fall to the splendor

Livvy · April 25

My Dearest 10th Anniversary Jubilee,

Don't let the door hit
you on your way out with my
three stolen tickets

LalMirchi · April 25

Mistakes abound
and discontent
surges