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10 year Anniversary Haikus

SilverBride
SilverBride
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This is such a grind,
That should be a lot of fun,
For us to enjoy.

(A haiku is 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables)
Edited by SilverBride on April 14, 2024 12:49AM
PCNA
  • MidniteOwl1913
    MidniteOwl1913
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    It is not just grinding,
    It is me spending my time,
    for nothing.



    Edited by MidniteOwl1913 on April 13, 2024 11:56PM
    PS5/NA
  • ZhuJiuyin
    ZhuJiuyin
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    I thought I was in Tamriel
    Be a free citizen
    But it turns out
    I'm just a Soul Shriven in Coldharbour
    In endless torture
    To commemorate the tenth anniversary of the Coldharbour invasion.
    "是燭九陰,是燭龍。"──by "The Classic of Mountains and Seas "English is not my first language,If something is ambiguous, rude due to context and translation issues, etc., please remind me, thanks.
  • SilverBride
    SilverBride
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    Please help make things right,
    By increasing the drop rates,
    So we may enjoy.
    PCNA
  • vsrs_au
    vsrs_au
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    Fix the Elder Scrolls
    As I have been unfaithful
    Oft playing other games
    PC(Steam) / EU / play from Melbourne, Australia / avg ping 390
  • SilverBride
    SilverBride
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    I love E S O,
    And wish for 10 more full years,
    In our Tamriel.
    PCNA
  • Grizzbeorn
    Grizzbeorn
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    Mannimarco's staff
    the style page proves elusive
    sweaty is the grind
      PC/NA Warden Main
    • vsrs_au
      vsrs_au
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      All Manor of Revelry
      Canst not hide the cold harbour
      Know thy loyal fans
      PC(Steam) / EU / play from Melbourne, Australia / avg ping 390
    • spartaxoxo
      spartaxoxo
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      An elusive night
      Turns to a unfulfilled morn
      Again and again
    • Elvenheart
      Elvenheart
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      Oh, the pain of it!
      To love Tamriel this long,
      Just to receive naught!
      Edited by Elvenheart on April 14, 2024 2:19AM
    • ArchangelIsraphel
      ArchangelIsraphel
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      I log in daily
      And then I log out again
      RNGesus, be my friend

      Long I have prayed
      By the dolmen, the geyser
      Wish I was wiser

      My faith is fading
      Starting to slip with the night
      Sleep, wake to the fight

      Soul Shriven, a husk
      My soul has never been mine
      Silence, just go grind
      Legends never die
      They're written down in eternity
      But you'll never see the price it costs
      The scars collected all their lives
      When everything's lost, they pick up their hearts and avenge defeat
      Before it all starts, they suffer through harm just to touch a dream
      Oh, pick yourself up, 'cause
      Legends never die
    • dcrush
      dcrush
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      Used to have FOMO
      But now I know the drop rates
      I don’t miss playing
    • Wolfkeks
      Wolfkeks
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      The grind of dolmens
      Is bad for my sanity
      Let's not repeat it
      "Sheggorath, you are the Skooma Cat, for what is crazier than a cat on skooma?" - Fadomai
      EU PC 2000+ CP professional mudballer and pie thrower
      Former Emperor, Grand Overlord, vAA hm, vHelRa hm, vSO hm, vMoL hm, vHoF hm, vAS+2, vCR+3, vSS hm, vKA, vRG, Flawless Conquerer, Spirit SlayerGod Slayer

      Guilds
      Alith Legion - Social - EP 🐉
      The Brotherhood of Askir - Social - EP 🐉
      The Coins (Rolling Coins, Flipping Coins, Shinning Coins) - Trading - AD 🦅
      Brave Cat Guild - Trading - AD 🦅
      Casual Canines - Endgame PvE and PvP - DC 🦁
    • master_vanargand
      master_vanargand
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      To commemorate the 10th anniversary.
      Gives you the right to continue playing WB, Dolmens, Abyssal Geysers, Fishing forever.
      To commemorate the 10th anniversary.
      Memories are always in hell. You should be tortured not to forget it.
      Edited by master_vanargand on April 14, 2024 9:49AM
    • Anifaas
      Anifaas
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      Anniversary,
      Loot has very low drop rates.
      You must try again.
    • Seraphaile
      Seraphaile
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      So many writs done
      Storage creaking at the seams
      Khaji'it now has wares

    • Seraphaile
      Seraphaile
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      Elusive style page
      Why do you evade our sight
      like a minimap
    • NoticeMeArkay
      NoticeMeArkay
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      The old queens consort
      Slain by those with no remorse
      Bearing no treasure.
    • AlwaysDancing
      AlwaysDancing
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      It is just a game
      You should be playing for fun
      Do not need the shinies
    • Calastir
      Calastir
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      looking at time spent
      for Ul’vor Staff well at least
      ember seems content
      Edited by Calastir on April 14, 2024 2:14PM
      Chaszmyr Do'Benrae (Dunmer Magsorc Vampire Infinity) ~ Dusk Doublespeak (Breton Magplar Werewolf) ~ Stan of Rimari (Nord Dragonknight Tank) ~ Bunto Kim Alhambra (Redguard Magplar Paladin) ~ Alicyankali (Argonian Magicka Necromancer Draugr Kin) ~ Gruuman Odinfan (Orsimer Magplar) ~ Boymans van Beuningen (Khajiit Stam Warden Bowzerker) ~ Flannelflail (Imperial Stamina Nightblade Brawler PVP) ~ Calastir (Altmer Stamina Dragonknight) ~ Sallystir (Bosmer Stam Warden Frostbite PVP) ~ Zalastir (Altmer Magicka Warden Ice Storm) ~ Capt Peach (Nord Stamcanist Crux Cannon) ~ PC EU ~ Flynt Westwood (Bosmer Magicka Dragonknight) ~ Chandu the Conjurer (Redguard Magcanist Rune Walker) ~ PC NA ~ since May 26th, 2021.
    • ArchangelIsraphel
      ArchangelIsraphel
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      And now, in honor of doing my 1500th dolemen during the 10th anniversary event, a poetic interlude. Ahem. * clears throat*
      *highly artistic shrieking*


      NO, by Stendarr NO!
      AHHHH why please why why why WHY?!
      Somebody help me

      *Bows* Thank you, thank you.

      (ETA: I wish I was kidding about that number. I'm not.)
      Edited by ArchangelIsraphel on April 14, 2024 3:47PM
      Legends never die
      They're written down in eternity
      But you'll never see the price it costs
      The scars collected all their lives
      When everything's lost, they pick up their hearts and avenge defeat
      Before it all starts, they suffer through harm just to touch a dream
      Oh, pick yourself up, 'cause
      Legends never die
    • SilverBride
      SilverBride
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      These accounts are true,
      Grinding away all our time,
      Please... this is not fun.
      PCNA
    • AcadianPaladin
      AcadianPaladin
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      Am I the only one who saw the title of this thread and thought folks were getting Hakeijo essense runes in their anniversary reward boxes? ;)
      PC NA(no Steam), PvE, mostly solo
    • TheMajority
      TheMajority
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      Am I the only one who saw the title of this thread and thought folks were getting Hakeijo essense runes in their anniversary reward boxes? ;)

      Hakeijo is good
      I wish it was about runes
      But instead I cry
      Time flies like an arrow- but fruit flies like a banana.

      Sorry for my English, I do not always have a translation tool available. Thank you for your patience with our conversation and working towards our mutual understanding of the topic.
    • ArchangelIsraphel
      ArchangelIsraphel
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      At last, it appeared
      The staff foretold to us all
      The legends are true

      I am weary
      The battle comes to an end
      Lay down my sword, rest

      All I can say now
      In the wake of the onslaught
      That swept me away

      I don't want to see
      Either dolmen, or geyser
      For five...ten years hence
      Legends never die
      They're written down in eternity
      But you'll never see the price it costs
      The scars collected all their lives
      When everything's lost, they pick up their hearts and avenge defeat
      Before it all starts, they suffer through harm just to touch a dream
      Oh, pick yourself up, 'cause
      Legends never die
    • WhiteCoatSyndrome
      WhiteCoatSyndrome
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      Am I the only one who saw the title of this thread and thought folks were getting Hakeijo essense runes in their anniversary reward boxes? ;)

      Nineteen of nirncrux
      But of pages only three
      Two more yet to go.
      #proud2BAStarObsessedLoony
      PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
      A useful explanation for how RNG works
      How to turn off the sustainability features (screen dimming, fps cap) on PC
    • SilverBride
      SilverBride
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      To Powers that Be,
      Please hear our desperate pleas,
      And increase drop rates.
      PCNA
    • WhiteCoatSyndrome
      WhiteCoatSyndrome
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      Coldharbour devours
      All your faith, hopes, life, joy, soul
      Unending torment

      Mannimarco jeers
      “This belongs only to me!’
      The King of Worms wins

      Still more time passes
      Vvardenfell, your destruction
      Comes too slowly now

      Let Summerset sink
      Let the schools swim far from here
      Let the Dolmens fall

      Sunna’rah, Barbas
      Worms, Trueflame and Ul’Vor Staff
      I hate all the grind!
      #proud2BAStarObsessedLoony
      PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
      A useful explanation for how RNG works
      How to turn off the sustainability features (screen dimming, fps cap) on PC
    • furiouslog
      furiouslog
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      This page eludes me
      Sitting in the Wuyuvus cave
      He's up! No, wait, dead.
    • TheMajority
      TheMajority
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      We all fight, argue
      Forums normally chaos
      Unite for poems

      It's good to see this
      Peaceful expression of art
      Despite the bad grind
      Time flies like an arrow- but fruit flies like a banana.

      Sorry for my English, I do not always have a translation tool available. Thank you for your patience with our conversation and working towards our mutual understanding of the topic.
    • furiouslog
      furiouslog
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      Must get confetti
      I purchase while tipsy
      Whoops! I bought three cakes**







      ** based on a true story
      Edited by furiouslog on April 14, 2024 7:39PM
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