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Pie King's thoughts on the studio director's letter and ESO's coming changes
Saucy_Jack
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At no point was a reusable pie-throwing emote even MENTIONED. People can throw as many mudballs as they want, and EAT as much pie as they want, but if...uh...a friend...wants to THROW pies throughout the year, they have to keep buying revelry pie consumables like a chump!
And I'm STILL waiting for the ability to pie delve/dungeon/world/trial bosses to death. They talk a big talk about class balance, but currently a piemancer's damage output is ZERO! Explain THAT to me.
IT'S A TRAVESTY AND THE DEVELOPMENT TEAM SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES. I HAVE SPOKEN.
Edited by Saucy_Jack on December 13, 2022 6:39PM And I'm STILL waiting for the ability to pie delve/dungeon/world/trial bosses to death. They talk a big talk about class balance, but currently a piemancer's damage output is ZERO! Explain THAT to me.
IT'S A TRAVESTY AND THE DEVELOPMENT TEAM SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES. I HAVE SPOKEN.
ALL HAIL SNUGGLORR THE MAGNIFICENT, KING OF THE RNG AND NIRN'S ONE TRUE GOD! Also, become a Scrub-scriber! SJ Scrubs: Playing games badly to make you feel better about yourself.
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Dr_Con✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭But one hint: this will be part one of a multi-year story arc and will contain one of the most requested new features.
pie king story arc?5 -
AzuraFan✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭Maybe the new feature will be a system that allows you to gather ingredients, bake pies, and throw them at people and enemies! Different flavours will cause different effects. You can even bake poisoned pies! I think I cracked it.5 -
Carcamongus✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭We should lobby devs to include a pie-throwing memento that works just like the mudball one. Once that goal is achieved, we can move on to more ambitious proposals, such as: catapults that throw pies, destro staff ult that replaces the elemental rain with a deadly precipitation of pies, pie-throwing skill line, pie furnishings and the ability to throw several pies at the same time. @ZOS_Kevin , please let the team know the players would like these features added to the game.
Imperial DK and Necro tank. PC/NA
"Nothing is so bad that it can't get any worse." (Brazilian saying)4 -
Paulytnz✭✭✭✭✭Mud pies please!
Please support my Quality of Life Suggestions here:
https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/578316/qol-suggestions#latest0 -
Tandor✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Perhaps the much-requested feature will be the option to disable mud pies?
Just a thought...2 -
AliasRed✭✭✭✭Requesting a Bugsy Malone esque, Pie throwing gun to be used as a siege weapon in Cyrodil if any of these awesome ideas get implemented in game in the future
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✭✭Its a slap in the face to anyone who wants to pie in the face.
PIE-RIM 2023 OR ME AND MY GUILD ARE GOING TO LEFT THE GAME.0 -
Supreme_Atromancer✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭I want you to know
that I had pie for you
I wish nothing but
cherryblossombranch for you both
A snowball version of me?
does it contain "suspicious meat?"
does it go down like a cake at the writ board?
It was a pie to the face
how quickly pie was replaced
and are you thinking of me when you mudball??
its not fair
to deny me
all the crust I bare that you gave to me
you, you, you... oughta dough!3 -
Saucy_Jack✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭I appreciate the support, everyone. I just hope the devs make it a priority to right this terrible wrong instead of focusing on relatively unimportant stuff like server hardware updates.ALL HAIL SNUGGLORR THE MAGNIFICENT, KING OF THE RNG AND NIRN'S ONE TRUE GOD! Also, become a Scrub-scriber! SJ Scrubs: Playing games badly to make you feel better about yourself.6 -
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✭✭The game needs balance. The Alliance leaders (and many others) should be able to throw pies back!1 -
vgastel✭✭✭Hi! Ehhmmm, I am a raidlead in a guild called "Pie Club" on PC EU and I condone this thread!
Finger crossed for a pie throw memento at this year's jester festival.1 -
G1Countdown✭✭✭✭✭I fully endorse a Pie King holiday event to celebrate the Pie King DLC that sets up the Pie King Expansion. #MakePieKingEventDLCExpansionHappen1 -
Morimizo✭✭✭✭✭
✭I could also endorse this idea, @Saucy_Jack , but where's the balance and counterplay? I must add Pie Evasion as a passive skill type in the new Piemancy Skill line which will undoubtedly be released in the not too distant future; it will be called, "The Great Leslie" in honor of Tony Curtis' character in The Great Race (great pie chaos scene for those who haven't seen it).1 -
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✭Saucy_Jack wrote: »I HAVE SPOKEN.
All hail his grace, @Saucy_Jack , Pie King,
First of his crust, Lord of the Seven Fillings, and Protector of the Pastries.
Long may he bake.
Edited by LadyLavina on February 20, 2023 12:07PMPC - NA @LadyLavina 1800+ CP PvP Tank and PvP Healer3
