Shortage of fake tanks and fake healers

  • alberichtano
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    ixthUA wrote: »
    5 minutes queue is 300 times longer than 1 second tank/healer (including fakes) queue time. Why do DDs have to suffer?

    Huh? The whole game is made or DDs. Which is, ironically, why the queues for DDs is longer - that is what everyone wants to play, and that is what ZOS caters to. Tanks and healers are secondary roles at best, which is why so few play them - which is why it takes longer to get a match as a DD. Make tanks and healers more viable and more will play them, and DDs will get in faster.
  • LesserCircle
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    You queue as fake tank? Slot inner fire and taunt.
    You queue as fake healer? Slot a heal and heal.

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    [edited for baiting]
    Edited by ZOS_Icy on April 23, 2022 10:49AM
  • Iselin
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    Cuddlypuff wrote: »
    Iselin wrote: »
    Iselin wrote: »
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    Because I've been called fake tank even when wearing Warden/Yolna/Alkosh simply by wanting to speedrun or combine 3 trash pulls in one.

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    See my edit to the post you replied to. It's all about respecting others... or not.

    Al it takes is a few seconds of typing.

    As to your example of doing it as a duo, you're not pugging so you do whatever you BOTH want to do.

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    Edited by ZOS_Icy on April 22, 2022 12:46PM
  • Cuddlypuff
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    Iselin wrote: »
    Cuddlypuff wrote: »
    Iselin wrote: »
    Iselin wrote: »
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    Because I've been called fake tank even when wearing Warden/Yolna/Alkosh simply by wanting to speedrun or combine 3 trash pulls in one.

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    See my edit to the post you replied to. It's all about respecting others... or not.

    Al it takes is a few seconds of typing.

    As to your example of doing it as a duo, you're not pugging so you do whatever you BOTH want to do.

    If you have a requirement, you just need to speak up and ask. Noone is going to hold your hand and ask for your permission first. Sure people may still decide to not help you, but at least you made an effort. The standard RND is a speedrun with several DD that can each solo the entire thing - we assume this to be the case unless somebody says otherwise. And depending on the mood and level of inconvenience, you'd get your wish 90% of the time (exceptions would be the Direfrost skip for example).

    Just the other day, some CP2000+ asked "Hey guys I need the left side boss here please" when we started Wayrest 2. Never done that boss in years but we took a 10 second detour and everybody was happy. Nobody is out there solely to make your life miserable, they just want a fast run and are generally reasonable people.

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    Edited by ZOS_Icy on April 22, 2022 12:47PM
  • pklemming
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    Pretty much. If you decide to be a fake heal or a fake tank and do not do your expected job, expect to be kicked just before the last boss.
  • Iselin
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    Cuddlypuff wrote: »
    Iselin wrote: »
    Cuddlypuff wrote: »
    Iselin wrote: »
    Iselin wrote: »
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    Because I've been called fake tank even when wearing Warden/Yolna/Alkosh simply by wanting to speedrun or combine 3 trash pulls in one.

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    See my edit to the post you replied to. It's all about respecting others... or not.

    Al it takes is a few seconds of typing.

    As to your example of doing it as a duo, you're not pugging so you do whatever you BOTH want to do.

    If you have a requirement, you just need to speak up and ask. Noone is going to hold your hand and ask for your permission first. Sure people may still decide to not help you, but at least you made an effort. The standard RND is a speedrun with several DD that can each solo the entire thing - we assume this to be the case unless somebody says otherwise. And depending on the mood and level of inconvenience, you'd get your wish 90% of the time (exceptions would be the Direfrost skip for example).

    Just the other day, some CP2000+ asked "Hey guys I need the left side boss here please" when we started Wayrest 2. Never done that boss in years but we took a 10 second detour and everybody was happy. Nobody is out there solely to make your life miserable, they just want a fast run and are generally reasonable people.

    I would argue that speed run is not the nRD default when you get grouped with low level players in legacy dungeons or even lowish CP players in the DLC ones. It's not on them to ask me to slow down, it's on me to ask if speeding up is fine with them.

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    Edited by ZOS_Icy on April 22, 2022 12:48PM
  • svendf
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    I often see speedrunners, skipers do the same error all the time and low on income (gold). Imagine you get xp, gold and gear killing things, yet they skip.

    If you skip means you can´t spend the time doing things, meaning you need to have a look at yous setup, build as dd.. The skipers/runners often have to do most runs over and over again.

    These people denie other player´s their right to the loot and gold given in dungeons. Then you have vamps, who enter dungeons and die and at the sime time use "the ring". Which means they can´t be buffed or healed, resulting in low damage.

    You find a chest and want to open it, yet you get ported to boss because of skipers/runners. They say they don´t have the time or they have done these dundeons many times. You know, what ? so have I. It´s an attitude problem.

    They say their playstyle isn´t respected and at the same time denie other´s their loot. Ever heard "I have loads of gold, don´t need it". Don´t believe it. Most of them are way behind in guild fees.

    Some have alot of gold - I do, because I don´t skip and take it all. Don´t need mats, because I take it all.

    Guy´s ! These skiper/runners come from the same groups of people, who doesn´t enjoy the game. They get negative if they don´t get, what they want.

    They want you to play in a way, which will take you more time collecting your sticker book, collection gold, mats and yet they insist you don´t respect them.

    What a bunch xD
    Edited by svendf on April 22, 2022 11:19AM
  • Lailaamell
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    Cuddlypuff wrote: »
    There's no such thing as a "fake role". Anyone can do all 3 on any char and obviously you queue for the fastest one. I cringe every time people tell you stuff like "Tanks gotta taunt" or "Healers gotta heal" but there's no criteria when it comes to our precious DDs. I agree you can't call them fake but that doesn't really justify negligible DPS. Just a lot of double standards, entitlement and hypocrisy everywhere when it comes to this topic.

    The saddest part is I never get any support for my proposal of a duo RND queue option, because the same complainers know that fake tanks and healers are the only thing that keeps dungeon finder alive. We are the heroes ESO needs but doesn't deserve.

    Ppl should heal themself honestly
  • ixthUA
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    In my normal dungeon runs i havent encountered real tank and healer yet. Runs with fakes are smooth, i only wish there were more of them, to reduce waiting time for DDs.
    I main a healer for 2 years, i only do veteran dungeons on healer, as in normals i am simply not needed. Veteran base game dungeons, most of the time i DD. Veneran DLC dungeons are the only time i switch to healing bar.
  • Arthtur
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    Sigh and here im, being called toxic tank because i refuse to skip adds or wipe because half of ppl died in trial and they refuse to get up... Its nice to have problems xD
    Anyway there was 1 time when i queued as a tank for rnd on my DD. I slotted range taunt that buffs my damage anyway and nobody had any problems. I dont know how easier being a "tank" can be in normal dungeons.

    Anyway i stopped queing for pugs long time ago. Too many bad experiences with DDs that i got.
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  • Arunei
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    Iselin wrote: »
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    A 4 DPS group can work of course but not always.

    I value my word more than lying to get a quicker queue. If I queue as a healer, I'm there ready to do that role if it's needed. If the group happens to be good enough that no healer is needed, I'll just spend my time on my DPS bar.

    Some people have no problem posing to save 5 minutes. I do.

    what's a Real healers doing with a dps bar ?

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    Literally every experienced healer has a bar that has DPS skills. There are plenty of skills that heal while doing damage as well, both just the caster and party members. Not all of a healer's time is spent healing or buffing, the downtime is spent helping kill trash/bosses.
    Cuddlypuff wrote: »
    There's no such thing as a "fake role". Anyone can do all 3 on any char and obviously you queue for the fastest one. I cringe every time people tell you stuff like "Tanks gotta taunt" or "Healers gotta heal" but there's no criteria when it comes to our precious DDs. I agree you can't call them fake but that doesn't really justify negligible DPS. Just a lot of double standards, entitlement and hypocrisy everywhere when it comes to this topic.

    The saddest part is I never get any support for my proposal of a duo RND queue option, because the same complainers know that fake tanks and healers are the only thing that keeps dungeon finder alive. We are the heroes ESO needs but doesn't deserve.
    Er...yes, healers are expected to HEAL, the role is in the name. Tanks are expected to taunt because their role is to tank damage and keep the focus off the rest of the party. You can try to twist it however you want, but in the end of you queue as a tank you are expected to take aggro and stay alive. If you queue as a healer you're expected to keep your party alive. If you queue as a DPS you're expected to do damage. Negligible or not, that's what a DPS is expected to do, damage (and I'm sorry, but people just pulling 5-10k DPS in normal dungeons is fine, absolutely no one needs 30k+ DPS to get through any base dungeon on normal).

    And no, calling yourself the "heroes" is hardly the fact. You're only heroes to yourselves, not the spots you're taking from actual tanks and healers and not the DPS you're cutting ahead of by lying about what you intend to do in any given dungeon. You take the potential for people to learn their roles. You don't keep the dungeon finder alive because like I said, your actions clearly aren't making the lfg tool work any faster for DPS, when the queue can still take 15-30+ minutes.

    What ZOS needs to do is find mechanics that emphasize the importance of tanks and healers so they're more interesting and appealing to play, instead of putting so much importance on DPS.
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  • Cuddlypuff
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    Arunei wrote: »
    Iselin wrote: »
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    A 4 DPS group can work of course but not always.

    I value my word more than lying to get a quicker queue. If I queue as a healer, I'm there ready to do that role if it's needed. If the group happens to be good enough that no healer is needed, I'll just spend my time on my DPS bar.

    Some people have no problem posing to save 5 minutes. I do.

    what's a Real healers doing with a dps bar ?

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    Literally every experienced healer has a bar that has DPS skills. There are plenty of skills that heal while doing damage as well, both just the caster and party members. Not all of a healer's time is spent healing or buffing, the downtime is spent helping kill trash/bosses.
    Cuddlypuff wrote: »
    There's no such thing as a "fake role". Anyone can do all 3 on any char and obviously you queue for the fastest one. I cringe every time people tell you stuff like "Tanks gotta taunt" or "Healers gotta heal" but there's no criteria when it comes to our precious DDs. I agree you can't call them fake but that doesn't really justify negligible DPS. Just a lot of double standards, entitlement and hypocrisy everywhere when it comes to this topic.

    The saddest part is I never get any support for my proposal of a duo RND queue option, because the same complainers know that fake tanks and healers are the only thing that keeps dungeon finder alive. We are the heroes ESO needs but doesn't deserve.

    What ZOS needs to do is find mechanics that emphasize the importance of tanks and healers so they're more interesting and appealing to play, instead of putting so much importance on DPS.

    If we just look at the last two years of patch notes re: dungeons, you'd find that ZOS has been making it even easier to DD or "fake tank" them:
    - hundreds of nerfs to dungeon boss dmg / mechanics
    - extra 1000 SD/WD
    - extra HP
    - forced teleport to boss encounters
    - many bosses are optional to reduce dungeon time
    - more doors/levers that work while in combat
  • Mythgard1967
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    I have no complaints with fake tanks or fake healers that can perform enough of the role they queued for to support the group they joined. If they get put with 3 brand new no CP level 50's; I expect them to fulfill the role they signed up for; [snip] Especially since "find a replacement" isn't actually working right now.

    That said......I have grouped with PLENTY of fake healers and fake tanks that can do enough of the role that no one ever notices. Because they load a taunt or a heal and its enough. I applaud them...but to me?? That is actually NOT a fake healer or tank btw. If you can do enough of the role that the group can function; even with low experience or cp DPS.......even if they are mostly DPS on their support build...they win and are not fake.

    And if you have low CP or low experienced DPS ( even with high CP...it happens a lot) in the group and they dont have a real tank who can hold taunt or a real healer to heal...requiring them to heal themselves and panic and constantly reposition at the out of control fights...guess what happens to their DPS? When the boss bounces all over the place....and there is no control......some folks who DPS will now not be able to do so because their support has decided their game play is more important.

    [edited for baiting]
    Edited by ZOS_Icy on April 23, 2022 10:59AM
  • p00tx
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    I honestly stopped bothering with RND queues unless it's absolute necessity after being screamed at via text, called names, and kicked from groups for fake queueing. It's just not worth it to play with that part of the community anymore unless I absolutely have to.
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  • Cuddlypuff
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    p00tx wrote: »
    I honestly stopped bothering with RND queues unless it's absolute necessity after being screamed at via text, called names, and kicked from groups for fake queueing. It's just not worth it to play with that part of the community anymore unless I absolutely have to.

    It's a lot better now actually. Around 2 years ago when I started the game, there was a huge stigma around skipping and a lot of people would rightfully complain because they would wipe and never be able to ress until dungeon was completed. This slowed us down a ton as well because we had to try our best to keep pugs alive somehow. As a result of extra hp, extra damage, nerfed mechs and boss dmg and the new teleport to encounter retrofitted to most dungeons, all of those problems are pretty much gone. You can go even faster without worrying about them too much.
  • Mythgard1967
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    p00tx wrote: »
    I honestly stopped bothering with RND queues unless it's absolute necessity after being screamed at via text, called names, and kicked from groups for fake queueing. It's just not worth it to play with that part of the community anymore unless I absolutely have to.

    THAT is so fair...and what if you aren't fake??? but new? It should be reasonable to expect respect. Sometimes..."new" does not mean new to the game. You could have a cp 1400 DPS moving to a healing role....

    So instead of having more folks to fill out the queue...we get less

    I have....some disability...as a DPS or anything else...I will never be outstanding. I thought averaging 45k dps in random dlc content was good enough (in actual content...not "dummy" dps. Dummy dps is much much higher)....I was wrong. I have been informed that is not good enough and i should just uninstall because I suck too much to play ESO.

    I am actually considering that if that is true, do I get enough enjoyment out of ESO by removing that content from my play experience to continue playing? Should I try harder to overcome my hands? Should I just move back to Path of Exile?
  • Lumenn
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    p00tx wrote: »
    I honestly stopped bothering with RND queues unless it's absolute necessity after being screamed at via text, called names, and kicked from groups for fake queueing. It's just not worth it to play with that part of the community anymore unless I absolutely have to.

    THAT is so fair...and what if you aren't fake??? but new? It should be reasonable to expect respect. Sometimes..."new" does not mean new to the game. You could have a cp 1400 DPS moving to a healing role....

    So instead of having more folks to fill out the queue...we get less

    I have....some disability...as a DPS or anything else...I will never be outstanding. I thought averaging 45k dps in random dlc content was good enough (in actual content...not "dummy" dps. Dummy dps is much much higher)....I was wrong. I have been informed that is not good enough and i should just uninstall because I suck too much to play ESO.

    I am actually considering that if that is true, do I get enough enjoyment out of ESO by removing that content from my play experience to continue playing? Should I try harder to overcome my hands? Should I just move back to Path of Exile?

    Well, I can't answer if you get enough enjoyment still or not but I can say you shouldn't be listening to someone who says you "suck too much to play ESO" rude people are everywhere, and you should just equate them with the joker's that are mentally stuck at 6years old and teabag players they actually had no part in defeating. I've run into people that couldn't do 10k and que in as dps. Find a good guild maybe. But ignore the toxic people.




  • RaikaNA
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    If you are unwilling to do the role for which you queue, you are a terrible person and part of the problem. Now for normal dungeons, that is a really low bar. You need a Taunt for a tank (that you use on bosses) and some sort of group heal as a healer (that you use when you see people's health bars move). Any attempt to rationalize not doing that makes you a more terrible person.

    Of course, if your group is okay with it, run whatever you want. That is why when I queue as a healer, I always type in chat, "going to go hybrid DPS/heals, will go full heals if needed or there are any objections." I do that in normal FG1, I do it in Vet DLC. Works every time. AT least half the time, the group says just go full DPS, which I am happy to oblige.

    As far as I am concerned, queuing as a tank without a taunt or a healer without at least one group heal, should be a bannable offense. Anyone can slot Inner fire or Vigor, and for normal dungeons, that's all you need to meet the criteria for your role.

    Wow! LOL!!!! Someone is being overly dramatic! Trying to ban everyone who fakes tanks/heals a NORMAL dungeon :open_mouth:

    As someone who fakes tanks on NORMAL dungeons, I don't see anything wrong with it... People shouldn't get banned over it either LOL. That's just ridiculous! You generally don't need a tank on normal dungeons.. especially on based dungeons. I know Clatterclaw looks pretty badass in fungal grotto, but does it truly need someone to... taunt it? As for heals goes... EVERYONE should have a self-heal slotted on the back of their weapon bar.
  • Runefang
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    You queue as fake tank? Slot inner fire and taunt.
    You queue as fake healer? Slot a heal and heal.

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    Lol I do 60-70% group dps as a fake healer or tank. [snip]

    [edited for baiting & to remove quote]
    Edited by ZOS_Icy on April 23, 2022 10:51AM
  • SeaGtGruff
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    KaGaOri wrote: »
    Sigh.

    Honestly wish there were separate dungeon finder queues for "actually want to run the dungeon" and "just here for the crystals".

    Don't mind having weak / low level player in rnd group - there's four of us, we can deal with it. Absolutely hate having player who obviously doesn't want to be there and only thing he cares about is how fast can he get out the other end.

    I very rarely run dungeons in a group-- with or without Group Finder-- but my experience has always been that everyone else in the group wants to run ahead and finish quickly, so the first thing I do when the quest sharing message pops up is decline the quest share.

    And if I accidentally accept the share, I abandon the quest as quickly as I can.

    Because I do want to be able to do the quest, and do it at my own leisurely pace, so I don't want to get my chances ruined by over-eager group members.

    But hopefully, being able to get through the dungeon as part of a group will help you become familiar enough with it so it will be easier for you to solo the dungeon later and do the quest by yourself.

    That isn't always true, because the way the group engages with the mobs and bosses always seems to be different than the way I engage them when soloing a dungeon. Everyone else seems to like the "draw everything at once into a big mass and try to take them down en masse," whereas I like to eliminate the mobs first-- unless the dungeon is programmed so the bosses come running as soon as a single mob gets attacked-- and I generally like to work on things 1 or 2 at a time if possible rather than trying to take down a dozen enemies at once, so I often need to learn a dungeon all over again when doing it solo for the first time, or when doing it with a group for the first time.

    Anyway, I doubt they will ever split the Group Finder queue any more than it already is, because that would just make it even harder for most players to find a group within a reasonable length of time.
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  • Cuddlypuff
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    Runefang wrote: »
    You queue as fake tank? Slot inner fire and taunt.
    You queue as fake healer? Slot a heal and heal.

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    Lol I do 60-70% group dps as a fake healer or tank. [snip]

    It's wrong to blame new or casual players though when it's just a poor matchmaking system that doesn't align everyone's objectives. We simply need a solo or duo instant join RND system for quick rewards without affecting others (positively or negatively). I don't even know why there's so much animosity on the forums when the in-game response to fake tank speedruns is pretty fantastic overall.
    Arunei wrote: »
    And no, calling yourself the "heroes" is hardly the fact. You're only heroes to yourselves, not the spots you're taking from actual tanks and healers and not the DPS you're cutting ahead of by lying about what you intend to do in any given dungeon. You take the potential for people to learn their roles. You don't keep the dungeon finder alive because like I said, your actions clearly aren't making the lfg tool work any faster for DPS, when the queue can still take 15-30+ minutes.

    I don't even identify as a PVE-er and couldn't care less about RNDs any other time except double XP. But we are truly doing god's work during this event period from April 1 to 20, plus another 2 weeks of cake duration per char.
    That will be 18 x 34 = 612 RNDs x 2 = 1224 DDs taken from the dungeon finder into a fast clear regardless of their level or if the dungeon is DLC. Never dipped once yet. And I can guarantee a lot of these DDs are not going to be clearing with a genuine tank and healer (that's if tank doesn't straight up leave after seeing the dps of the first pull). These DDs get what they need and won't be recycled back into the queue.

    Feel free to prove me wrong with some facts and not just emotions.

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    Edited by ZOS_Icy on April 23, 2022 10:52AM
  • Molydeus
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    Fake tanks and healers are why I don't do normal dungeons anymore. You rarely see them in veteran.
  • Amottica
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    Iselin wrote: »
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    A 4 DPS group can work of course but not always.

    I value my word more than lying to get a quicker queue. If I queue as a healer, I'm there ready to do that role if it's needed. If the group happens to be good enough that no healer is needed, I'll just spend my time on my DPS bar.

    Some people have no problem posing to save 5 minutes. I do.

    what's a Real healers doing with a dps bar ?

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    The best healers I have seen in trials have a detro staff on the back bar. I understand this has been a thing for years.
  • KaGaOri
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    Cuddlypuff wrote: »
    I can understand some of your perspective here since we all started as new players. Part of it is reasonable. If you made a pre-made group in guild to practice tanking, you should definitely expect guildies to respect your sidebosses and pacing. Maybe even take off all their gear before starting. Personally I loved it when my team moved fast and I did my best to keep up, so forgive me if I interpret the same behavior as a positive experience.

    However one needs to be careful to not come across as entitled or selfish or even "toxic casual". What I mean by this is everybody in the group obviously has different needs and you just need to work with what you get. Let me give you a real and thankfully rare example. 2 DDs queue for a DLC dungeon eg SCP and gets us 2 who queued RND. It later becomes obvious that they have never done the dungeon or even have the DPS for it despite being decent CP. Everybody mills around the quest NPC since our alts still have quest. I type "wipe at first boss" and we take off, force pull the DDs in and wipe. They proceed to roll dodge around and heal for a while, much to our annoyance. "Noobs. Dead. This is why you fight mobs" they say. Everyone resses and we start boss, DDs dies in red in first few seconds, bosses drop 10 seconds later. "Fake tank. Fake healer. Ress? Noob run" etc etc. This pattern repeats for the entire run. They die instantly to mobs. We leave them dead on boss pulls just to get it over and done with. The entire time they are vote kicking and ranting about not getting a "teaching run" which they somehow truly believe high cp needs to do for others.

    As I've said - writing mean stuff in group chat is super weird. On the other hand wonder if there was any comunication from you, like "let's skip to boss" and other player going "ok" (or "wait pls, have quest")? Setting expectation at the start usually helps prevent frustration on both sides.

    The thing that rubs me (and likely others) the wrong way is the power imbalance here:

    High cp players can choose to go bit slower and at least keep boss taunted and throw AoE heal on the ground to accomondate for low level / beginner / weak player and still get the reward they came for at the end. Plus high cp and more skilled players can escape noobs and questers by going to vet dungeons.

    The low level can't choose to run faster, or sprint long enough to get away from skipped mobs. They won't have gear and skills which can compensate for lack of tank and healer yet, let alone player ability if new to game. They have to wait for NPCs to show up and finish chit-chatting to move quest along, or they loose the skill point. And they can't get away from high end players, since all they have are normal dungeons, which are open to everyone.

    So, high cp players have all the power and low level players are bassically at their mercy. Saw players here on forums boasting how they run away on low level / weak players, let them die to mobs and finish dungeon without them, so they won't even get loot. Or about kicking players from normal dungeons for questing. And even those who argued the new players should not queue at all and either find other lowbies somewhere in game to do dungeons with, or stay away from even base game normals until they are high level and skilled enough to speedrun with the "big boys".

    And then there are players (like me), who aren't low cp, but run dungeons just to run dungeons. For fun. Since ESO is mmo and reason why play this and not single player game is ability to tackle group content together with other players. Can keep up with (most) speedrunners and got used to run on solo build to lessen impact of fake roles on survivability (hurts dps, but you do what you have to do). Still disappointed whenever grouped with players who don't actually want to run dungeon, just get rewards and be out. Well aware those players likely have x other toons to run dungeon with, but it's game not a job. No one is making them run 18 RNDs per day and there is no reason why it should be everyone elses problem.
  • MidniteOwl1913
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    Fake healers and tanks are cheating the system. I don't know why anyone thinks that because there are bad DPS it makes it okay to cheat and lie that you are something you're not.
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  • Cuddlypuff
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    KaGaOri wrote: »
    So, high cp players have all the power and low level players are bassically at their mercy. Saw players here on forums boasting how they run away on low level / weak players, let them die to mobs and finish dungeon without them, so they won't even get loot.

    [snip] Your L15 alt isn't going to die skipping trash on FG1 or Spindle 1, or even Falkreath for example, and neither is any brand new player that slots a single self heal or shield. New players still have a genuine sense of wonder because they haven't seen certain skips or burns before. They also follow the higher levels well instead of thinking they know better. Most importantly they expect a "carry" somewhat instead of expecting to be able to "contribute meaningfully" to the run.

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    Edited by ZOS_Icy on April 23, 2022 10:46AM
  • LesserCircle
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    Runefang wrote: »
    You queue as fake tank? Slot inner fire and taunt.
    You queue as fake healer? Slot a heal and heal.

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    Lol I do 60-70% group dps as a fake healer or tank. [snip]

    That's fine, as long as you have a heal on top of your good dps, because you queued as that role.

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    Edited by ZOS_Icy on April 23, 2022 10:53AM
  • RaikaNA
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    Runefang wrote: »
    You queue as fake tank? Slot inner fire and taunt.
    You queue as fake healer? Slot a heal and heal.

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    Lol I do 60-70% group dps as a fake healer or tank. [snip]

    That's fine, as long as you have a heal on top of your good dps, because you queued as that role.

    What gives you the right to dictate what people put on their weapon bar?


    If I queue in as a tank.. why should I waste my flex slot for a taunt when it's being reserved as my self-heal? Perhaps people should do the same? How on earth are you to make it in vMA when you're struggling to survive a normal-based dungeon?

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    Edited by ZOS_Icy on April 23, 2022 10:54AM
  • Gundug
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    The designers implemented the three role system for players without available friends or guild mates, or even acquaintances in chat, to have the greatest likelihood of joining a completely random group that should able to clear any of the possible dungeons at any difficulty level. I see a lot of excuses being made, as well as victim shaming, for cheating that system. The issue with fake roles is that by queuing as a tank or healer, the player has submitted that they are capable of performing that role. Being incapable or unwilling to do so is an insult to the other players in the group. There are some here who do seem to show a great deal of contempt for the people they are randomly grouped with.

    Assuming they are not simply trolling everyone, with insane ideas like giving people who fill fake roles additional rewards, the original poster is asking for instant queues when playing as a DPS. One possible solution could be for the developers to add an additional “any roles” queue, where all the players involved understand that they are trading the expectation of having competent people join in the roles that may be needed for any potential dungeon for a fast, possibly hopeless, random group of whatever they get.
  • RaikaNA
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    Runefang wrote: »
    You queue as fake tank? Slot inner fire and taunt.
    You queue as fake healer? Slot a heal and heal.

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    Lol I do 60-70% group dps as a fake healer or tank. [snip]

    I find myself doing that most of the time as a fake tank. If for any reason A DLC dungeon comes up, and we actually do need a tank.. I gladly switch over to my real tank if needed.


    For those who want to call us fake tanks/healers jerks... selfish and everything else you want to come up with.. just be take notice that it may be that fake tank/healer that's carrying the group to the finish line because the **real** dps can barely do any damage whatsoever.

    [edited to remove quote]
    Edited by ZOS_Icy on April 23, 2022 10:55AM
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