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Banker crow(Baron Jangleplume) or Banker cat(Ezabi)

  • Sporvan
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    If you want to hear the tedious joke about "Shinies" over and over again pick the crow banker...

    Personally even though I have all of them, the Alfiq are the way to go!
  • kargen27
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    I almost hate the cat. I really really dislike the cat. I got the cat on my 2nd account and have regretted it since. Always hiding in tall grass or among other players feet. I can't find the damn thing without spinning around searching.
    and then the parrot said, "must be the water mines green too."
  • waterfairy
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    the crows are cool but ezabi is bae <3
  • Dojohoda
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    Ask to group with a guildie that has a crow and a guildie who has the cat and talk to the animals. I don't have either.
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    Might be joking in comments.
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  • emilyhyoyeon
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    the crows are perfect. The crow banker is so much better than the alfiq
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  • renne
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    Orion_89 wrote: »
    I already have Ezabi, and wanted to buy Pedler of Prizes, but sadly it is female too.

    ...uhhhhh
  • waterfairy
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    SydneyGrey wrote: »
    The cat voice acting is pretty terrible, in my opinion. One of them says "NO THIEF!!! THIS ONE!!!" as if she's saying two different sentences, but really she's trying to say "No thief this one!"
    I'd get the birds. The birds are excellent.

    you are all reading this line almost as wrong as the voice actors deliver it :lol:

    "no thief, this one. Your things, safer with ezabi then in some stuffy vault".
    meaning don't give your things to some thief banker, ezabi will take them and keep them safe
  • waterfairy
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    Sju wrote: »
    SydneyGrey wrote: »
    The cat voice acting is pretty terrible, in my opinion. One of them says "NO THIEF!!! THIS ONE!!!" as if she's saying two different sentences, but really she's trying to say "No thief this one!"
    I'd get the birds. The birds are excellent.

    Ugh, this bothers me so much, lol. It's like Zos did not even instruct how some lines should be read/preview the voice acting. I'm going to probably end up replacing her, not even sure why I got her tbh.

    read what I just said before deleting poor ezabi. Also if you put her on a redguard pillow at home she will lay down perfectly on it when you speak to her then rise again in the middle crushed part...it's perfect :blush:
  • Sirvaleen
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    Ezabi. At least she freaking sit down :D

    Her mild speech problem do not bother me. Pets that are always standing bother me. So I may switch Fezez if the crow merc is one day on discount..
  • whitecrow
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    Vigarr wrote: »
    SydneyGrey wrote: »
    The cat voice acting is pretty terrible, in my opinion. One of them says "NO THIEF!!! THIS ONE!!!" as if she's saying two different sentences, but really she's trying to say "No thief this one!"
    I'd get the birds. The birds are excellent.

    you are all reading this line almost as wrong as the voice actors deliver it :lol:

    "no thief, this one. Your things, safer with ezabi then in some stuffy vault".
    meaning don't give your things to some thief banker, ezabi will take them and keep them safe

    No, she is saying that she is no thief.
  • waterfairy
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    whitecrow wrote: »
    Vigarr wrote: »
    SydneyGrey wrote: »
    The cat voice acting is pretty terrible, in my opinion. One of them says "NO THIEF!!! THIS ONE!!!" as if she's saying two different sentences, but really she's trying to say "No thief this one!"
    I'd get the birds. The birds are excellent.

    you are all reading this line almost as wrong as the voice actors deliver it :lol:

    "no thief, this one. Your things, safer with ezabi then in some stuffy vault".
    meaning don't give your things to some thief banker, ezabi will take them and keep them safe

    No, she is saying that she is no thief.

    if she was saying it that way then there wouldn't be a comma after no thief...that would imply that both the text and voice acting are wrong with that 1 line which I don't think is the case...you're all just understanding it wrong because crazy yoda cat speech :tongue:
    Edited by waterfairy on July 7, 2021 5:08AM
  • Sylvermynx
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    Eh, no. I understand it as "Ezabi is no thief. She will take care of all your things, good and not so good."

    Parsing Khajiit-speak is a difficult endeavor for those who perhaps haven't played Khajiit for decades. Since I've played Khajiit any time I've had the chance, I get what she's saying just fine.
  • whitecrow
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    There could still be a comma if she is saying she is no thief. The problem is that the voice actor is saying it as if they were two separate exclamations.
  • Sju
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    Vigarr wrote: »
    Sju wrote: »
    SydneyGrey wrote: »
    The cat voice acting is pretty terrible, in my opinion. One of them says "NO THIEF!!! THIS ONE!!!" as if she's saying two different sentences, but really she's trying to say "No thief this one!"
    I'd get the birds. The birds are excellent.

    Ugh, this bothers me so much, lol. It's like Zos did not even instruct how some lines should be read/preview the voice acting. I'm going to probably end up replacing her, not even sure why I got her tbh.

    read what I just said before deleting poor ezabi. Also if you put her on a redguard pillow at home she will lay down perfectly on it when you speak to her then rise again in the middle crushed part...it's perfect :blush:

    No, I think you're hearing it wrong, or you're simply looking only at the subtitles. As someone already said, she is supposed to be saying that "she is no thief", but the actor read it wrong. I will be sending her back to Elsweyr at some point, it's not the only issue, her targeting is pretty annoying.
  • waterfairy
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    Sylvermynx wrote: »
    Eh, no. I understand it as "Ezabi is no thief. She will take care of all your things, good and not so good."

    Parsing Khajiit-speak is a difficult endeavor for those who perhaps haven't played Khajiit for decades. Since I've played Khajiit any time I've had the chance, I get what she's saying just fine.

    then the line would be 'this one is no thief'. "No thief, this one" is like saying 'not them, me...your things are safer with me'

    It's ok it took me a few times to understand because the VA delivers it wrong...on that we all agree lol

    edit- the rest of that line confirms that I'm reading it right...the whole jist of it is don't trust a bank, use ezabi to store your things
    Edited by waterfairy on July 6, 2021 11:21PM
  • Sylvermynx
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    I haven't ever heard the VA. Hate VA. I go by subtitles. In any case, all Khajiit (except those inexplicably reared by - um - orcs, for instance) say things just as she does: by stating the end premise first, with the "this one", or "she", or her name after. So on this the end premise is "I'm not a thief."

    Which makes sense, where Ezabi calling herself a thief when accepting one's treasures simply wouldn't make any sense at all.
  • waterfairy
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    Sylvermynx wrote: »
    I haven't ever heard the VA. Hate VA. I go by subtitles. In any case, all Khajiit (except those inexplicably reared by - um - orcs, for instance) say things just as she does: by stating the end premise first, with the "this one", or "she", or her name after. So on this the end premise is "I'm not a thief."

    Which makes sense, where Ezabi calling herself a thief when accepting one's treasures simply wouldn't make any sense at all.

    the rest of the line confirms I'm correct though...she's saying bankers are thieves, your things are safer with her then in some vault. If your understanding is correct then she would be saying she's not a thief, your things are safer with her then in some vault...which makes no sense because why would things be safer with a 'non-thief' then a vault? Makes sense that bankers are thieves so don't trust their vaults
    Edited by waterfairy on July 6, 2021 11:38PM
  • whitecrow
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    She is just saying that she won't steal your stuff (as Khajiit are known thieves). She is the bank. Anything you give her can be retrieved from the regular banks. She is just a convenient portal.

    Edited by whitecrow on July 6, 2021 11:45PM
  • waterfairy
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    whitecrow wrote: »
    She is just saying that she won't steal your stuff. She is the bank. Anything you give her can be retrieved from the regular banks. She is just a convenient portal.

    lol that's breaking the 4th wall though, she never claims to be a bank or banker
  • whitecrow
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    Yet that is what she is.
  • Sju
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    Sylvermynx wrote: »
    I haven't ever heard the VA. Hate VA. I go by subtitles. In any case, all Khajiit (except those inexplicably reared by - um - orcs, for instance) say things just as she does: by stating the end premise first, with the "this one", or "she", or her name after. So on this the end premise is "I'm not a thief."

    Which makes sense, where Ezabi calling herself a thief when accepting one's treasures simply wouldn't make any sense at all.

    If you haven't heard the VA, then why are you saying she is speaking in the correct context? If she is saying "I'm not a thief, trust me", then she is speaking it wrong.
    Vigarr wrote: »
    Sylvermynx wrote: »
    I haven't ever heard the VA. Hate VA. I go by subtitles. In any case, all Khajiit (except those inexplicably reared by - um - orcs, for instance) say things just as she does: by stating the end premise first, with the "this one", or "she", or her name after. So on this the end premise is "I'm not a thief."

    Which makes sense, where Ezabi calling herself a thief when accepting one's treasures simply wouldn't make any sense at all.

    the rest of the line confirms I'm correct though...she's saying bankers are thieves, your things are safer with her then in some vault. If your understanding is correct then she would be saying she's not a thief, your things are safer with her then in some vault...which makes no sense because why would things be safer with a 'non-thief' then a vault? Makes sense that bankers are thieves so don't trust their vaults

    But you're not right, she is saying, (or supposed to be saying) she is no thief, trust her. But what people are not understanding is it is not the subtitles that is wrong, it is the way the line is spoken that is wrong. It's not even the khajiit talk that we're talking about, we know how khajiit talk. The line is just spoken in the incorrect context.
  • waterfairy
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    I've explained my opinion so there's no point in debating nonsense. Bottom line is ezabi is better then crow lol...just look at her <3
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  • waterfairy
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    you can't see the rest of it but I built her own little shop full of trinkets that's about chest high lol
    that pillow is perfect for her...whether sitting or laying it looks legit :blush:
    Edited by waterfairy on July 6, 2021 11:58PM
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