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Fix Cyrodil, BAD IDEAS ONLY!

  • zaria
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    Global cooldowns on AoE is probably the worst here.
    Grinding just make you go in circles.
    Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.
  • FantasticFreddie
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    Any faction more than 10k points ahead of the others gets hit with an unskippable cut scene where a deadric prince monologs for 10 minutes about his latest plot. If you log out and log back in you still have to sit through the cut scene. It hits every single player on the alliance at the same time. You can still be killed, but can't rez until it is over. There is no cooldown on this. You can cycle through all the princes until the other alliance(s) catch up.
  • Thannazzar
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    Only one alliance gets access at a time, rotated on a daily basis.
  • renne
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    PigofSteel wrote: »
    Move all servers to Australia only..

    No, the thread is for BAD ideas. :D
  • MirandaSharp
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    No horse allowed! Any movement/running speed perks are disabled! Cyrodiil is only open during peak hours when there are a [snip] ton of people wanting to get in.. All other hours of the day it's closed, no matter how important you think you are..

    [Edited to remove Profanity]
    Edited by ZOS_ConnorG on February 22, 2021 5:51PM
  • Faded
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    Any faction more than 10k points ahead of the others gets hit with an unskippable cut scene where a deadric prince monologs for 10 minutes about his latest plot. If you log out and log back in you still have to sit through the cut scene. It hits every single player on the alliance at the same time. You can still be killed, but can't rez until it is over. There is no cooldown on this. You can cycle through all the princes until the other alliance(s) catch up.

    Dead. :D

    Sheo should go first, everybody just ignores him standing there ranting about killing people with cheese.

    Edited by Faded on February 21, 2021 10:23PM
  • Athan1
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    PigofSteel wrote: »
    Move all servers to Australia only..
    Since I live in NZ, this would actually fix things for me.
    Athan Atticus Imperial Templar of Shezarr
  • aetherial_heavenn
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    PigofSteel wrote: »
    Move all servers to Australia only..

    Bad ideas only ;)
    Quoted for truth
    "In my experience, the elite ones have not been very toxic, and the toxic ones not very elite." WrathOfInnos
  • olsborg
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    Everyone who uses and abuses proccsets in the proccmeta will get a new hemorrhoid everytime something proccs..

    PC EU
    PvP only
  • AuraKoimizu
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    Add acrobatics skill line, leap over the walls.
  • Sangwyne
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    Alright, I got some for you. Self-purges like Cleansing Ritual now deal the stored damage remaining from any DOTs still lingering on you all in one burst, potentially killing you instantly if you have enough on you. Siege engines and repair kits are now microtransactions available in the Crown Store for the low low price of 200 Crowns each, or only 600 Crowns for a pack of 4. Volendrung has a rare chance to be found in the new Sheogorath Crown crates, which also feature a single soul gem (empty of course), some confetti (consumable) and a clown mask for those who actually bought them as some of the other potential rewards, and no longer drops in the wild. Battle Spirit now inverts your controls in addition to its other effects. Enemy faction guards and NPCs at keeps are now part of the Justice System and incur a bounty when you attack them; they must be reasoned with through riveting dialogue options and bribed in order to convince them to allow you to take the keep. A new skill line called Paperwork is introduced, allowing those who are skittish about combat but still want to participate in the war effort and help their alliance to earn alliance points by staying out of the field and filing documents instead. The title of Emperor is no longer based off of who has earned the most points and controls the inner keeps around the Imperial City, but ratified through mutual agreement and a vote between the leaders of the guilds that control each of the keeps. Skills that you slot on the action bar are now subject to the same treatment as certain proc sets and only have a chance of going off when you press the button, to encourage button mashing dynamic and exciting gameplay. Wait, actually I think that last one is already implemented. Together, these changes will have the positive effect of making absolutely everyone quit playing Cyrodiil, reducing lag on the Cyrodiil servers and contributing to greener skies and healthier air quality around the Imperial City.
    Edited by Sangwyne on February 22, 2021 2:52AM
  • TheImperfect
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    If you get sniped to death, Stuga follows the sniper round for a week asking them if they know how long she has been looking for them.
  • dvonpm
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    Remove all skills, weapons, and gear. The only attack is a throw, where you grab another player and fling them.

    If you spin in circles before releasing it adds distance/force to the throw.

    Being a wood elf makes you fly further, but fall damage reduction passive makes it hurt less.

    You can land anywhere in Tamriel, but have to queue back in.

    If you hit another player or keep wall or door, you cause damage like siege.

    Bunny hopping has a random chance of causing you to fling yourself.

    Running around rocks, trees, and towers more than 1 time has a high chance of activating a gravitation slingshot effect.

    If you land on another player outside of Cyrodiil you cause damage proportional to the distance of your flight, velocity, and mass.
  • LightYagami
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    One word only: invest money on PvP servers.
    No improvement on Cyrodill servers -> no ESO plus renewal.
  • Josira
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    PigofSteel wrote: »
    Move all servers to Australia only..

    As an Australian,and experiencing 24/7 how bad latency over here is,and how bad it is for others to connect to Australia/Oceanic Servers and Hosts I only have this to say
    You Monster.

    Edit: I know,it would improve stuff heaps for anybody playing in Australia,myself included. but for everyone else,lag would be increased tenfold. and we only make up a small population of the game,
    Edited by Josira on February 22, 2021 11:00AM
    "BlooD FReNZy TicKS aLL thE BoXes of WhaT iT mEanS tO bE a VaMpiRe"
  • Basaz
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    Death is permanent.
  • ArcVelarian
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    Add Spellbreaker to counter Volundrung. It'll be the unstoppable force vs. the immovable object.
    Murphy's Law of PvP : If it can be abused and or exploited, it will be abused and or exploited.
  • Pallio
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    Keep nerfing everything in PVE until PVP is balanced.
  • itscompton
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    Allow us to turn our helms backwards for an extra boost of intensity.
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    "What I do is I just try to take my hat and I turn it around, and it’s like a switch that goes on. And when the switch goes on, I feel like another person, I feel, I don’t know, I feel like a… like a truck. Like a machine."
    Edited by itscompton on February 25, 2021 12:32AM
  • gronoxvx
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    Take away proc sets and allow cross healing so zergs can be bigger and more untouchable.
    Edited by gronoxvx on February 25, 2021 12:40AM
  • KhajiitLivesMatter
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    cyclonus11 wrote: »
    Allow Blade of Woe use!

    that would be actually fun
    so u could sneak up behind someone and 1 hit him
    but the animation is like 5sec long so every other polayer could kill u
    and if u are in fight its not possible
  • KhajiitLivesMatter
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    Remove CP Cyrodiil.

    Remove no Cp - everywhere
  • Eiagra
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    Capture points are won via pie eating contests.

    The player must bake their own pies.

    They can be any size, but more points are awarded for larger pies.

    Pies can be of any variety (fruit pies, meat pies, etc.)

    I'm very hungry and would like some pie. That's all.
          In verity.
  • FantasticFreddie
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    Eiagra wrote: »
    Capture points are won via pie eating contests.

    The player must bake their own pies.

    They can be any size, but more points are awarded for larger pies.

    Pies can be of any variety (fruit pies, meat pies, etc.)

    I'm very hungry and would like some pie. That's all.

    I mean, imagine how much nicer everyone in pvp would be if there were stuffed full of their favorite pie at all times
  • JoeCapricorn
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    Enable backward compatibility with The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion mods
    I simp for vampire lords and Glemyos Wildhorn
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