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I will crash the PC NA economy at midnight on Friday unless my demands are met

  • thorwyn
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    Question: so there are 150 different surveys total? That's it?
    And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
    And if there is no room upon the hill
    And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
    I'll see you on the dark side of the moon
  • Thannazzar
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    Pat for every lost cat... Why.

    Cats are just lazy spiteful ambush predators. Like spiders but with a better fan club.
  • Naftal
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    Report back on how long it took to run them all.
    Edited by Naftal on April 13, 2020 11:14AM
  • SickleCider
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    Cats? Mead?! Can you extend your terrorism to PS4 NA?
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  • Granicus
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    All sound good but I don't mind the Winged Twilights lol.

    To make them walk now would be a bit strange but they COULD make them phantom so they don't interfere with anything in PvE areas nor same-alliance.

    Of course, in PvP areas or while dueling (if they use pets that is), that shouldn't be the case.

    The rest sounds great though! lol

    Sooo, you’re saying ... Winged Twilights are causing the phantom load screens? 😁

    Actually, they do already walk. When their wings are tired. 🙃
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  • jadarock
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    The forum needed the laugh thank you op
  • ADespy
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    Finedrin is guilty as hell for dropping rotten tomatoes and other refuse on the head of the Altmer commander Faruin during his visit to the Clan Mother. Also, he is rude when you talk to him and seems to enjoy the stocks. Leave him there, I say!
  • bmnoble
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    Recremen wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq_XiP7Dlug


    I swear I'll do it!!


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    Demands include :
    • Love and Peace
    • A pat for every lost cat
    • A pumpkin spice coffee recipe for this fall
    • Remove winged twilights from the game, or at least make them walk instead of flap
    • 10 kilos uncut moonsugar delivered to an undisclosed location in Torval
    • FREE THE WOOD ELF KNOWN AS FINEDRIN
    • Recognition of the Aldmeri Dominion war crimes in Shadowfen
    • Nord Mead for all first-time visitors to Solitude
    • The reversal of the annexation of Elsweyr territory to west of the Nibben
    • Smolder Scrolls Online sequel but it's all Razum-dar



    Can you confirm your time zone, which trade guilds your in and where there traders are located.

    Purely for market research of course, not because I along with others may or may not buy out a large quantity of your cheap mats to re list in order to profit from you taking the time and effort to harvest all those surveys.




    I know players that would not even think twice about buying up the entire stockpile you manage to harvest with all those surveys, you won't even make a dent in the ESO economy.

    You see them in zone chat often enough people offering to buy up any amount of mats at lower than market prices, they really do mean any amount more often than not.
  • Dragonnord
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    Firday midnight what year? Hahaha! :D
     
  • Elsonso
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    Recremen wrote: »
    Kilcosu wrote: »
    inb4 lock

    Joke posts don't get locks. Usually.

    They are not constructive. :smile:
    bmnoble wrote: »
    Recremen wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq_XiP7Dlug


    I swear I'll do it!!


    EDIT
    Demands include :
    • Love and Peace
    • A pat for every lost cat
    • A pumpkin spice coffee recipe for this fall
    • Remove winged twilights from the game, or at least make them walk instead of flap
    • 10 kilos uncut moonsugar delivered to an undisclosed location in Torval
    • FREE THE WOOD ELF KNOWN AS FINEDRIN
    • Recognition of the Aldmeri Dominion war crimes in Shadowfen
    • Nord Mead for all first-time visitors to Solitude
    • The reversal of the annexation of Elsweyr territory to west of the Nibben
    • Smolder Scrolls Online sequel but it's all Razum-dar



    Can you confirm your time zone, which trade guilds your in and where there traders are located.

    Purely for market research of course, not because I along with others may or may not buy out a large quantity of your cheap mats to re list in order to profit from you taking the time and effort to harvest all those surveys.

    This touches on a good point. We should demand video proof. This could just be another hollow promise from the internet. :smile:
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  • Ri_Khan
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    thorwyn wrote: »
    Question: so there are 150 different surveys total? That's it?

    Unless I haven't banked one of each yet, which seems highly unlikely, I think there's only 120.
  • Recremen
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    Lady_Linux wrote: »
    truly i just did more than you have and still have more than you have to do

    Kind of big doubt unless you're running multiple accounts. I quit doing these after a few months when they first started dropping, and have been doing writs every day on the contemporaneous max number of characters. If you've been doing the same but not on multiple accounts then I don't see how your claim is gonna be true.
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  • reoskit
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    If you have some expedient way of running this many surveys in one week, I'll buy you a skooma...

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  • tmbrinks
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    Sadly, I collect mine when I get to a 10-stack of any at one location. But this is the last 18 months worth for me.
    The Unshattered - Tenacious Dreamer - Hurricane Herald - Xalvakka's Scourge - Godslayer - Dawnbringer - Gryphon Heart - Tick Tock Tormenter - Immortal Redeemer - Dro-m'Athra Destroyer
    The Unchained - The Brilliant - Moth Trusted - The Just - Oathsworn - Bedlam's Disciple - Temporal Tempest - Curator's Champion - Fist of Tava - Invader's Bane - Land, Air, and Sea Supremacy - Zero Regrets - Battlespire's Best - Bastion Breaker - Ardent Bibliophile - Subterranean Smasher - Bane of Thorns - True Genius - In Defiance of Death - No Rest for the Wicked - Nature's Wrath - Undying Endurance - Relentless Raider - Depths Defier - Apex Predator - Pure Lunacy - Mountain God - Leave No Bone Unbroken - CoS/RoM/BF/FH Challenger
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  • tmbrinks
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    Ri_Khan wrote: »
    thorwyn wrote: »
    Question: so there are 150 different surveys total? That's it?

    Unless I haven't banked one of each yet, which seems highly unlikely, I think there's only 120.

    There is 150.

    Base game zone: 6 per zone - 15 zones = 90 surveys
    Wrothgar: 18
    Craglorn: 18
    Vvardenfell: 6
    N. Elsweyr: 6
    Coldharbour: 12

    The Unshattered - Tenacious Dreamer - Hurricane Herald - Xalvakka's Scourge - Godslayer - Dawnbringer - Gryphon Heart - Tick Tock Tormenter - Immortal Redeemer - Dro-m'Athra Destroyer
    The Unchained - The Brilliant - Moth Trusted - The Just - Oathsworn - Bedlam's Disciple - Temporal Tempest - Curator's Champion - Fist of Tava - Invader's Bane - Land, Air, and Sea Supremacy - Zero Regrets - Battlespire's Best - Bastion Breaker - Ardent Bibliophile - Subterranean Smasher - Bane of Thorns - True Genius - In Defiance of Death - No Rest for the Wicked - Nature's Wrath - Undying Endurance - Relentless Raider - Depths Defier - Apex Predator - Pure Lunacy - Mountain God - Leave No Bone Unbroken - CoS/RoM/BF/FH Challenger
    71,345 achievement points
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  • Karmanorway
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    YES DO IT, both EU and NA, pls crash the Economy so pve players start complaining too, maybe then zos will listen
  • Recremen
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    reoskit wrote: »
    If you have some expedient way of running this many surveys in one week, I'll buy you a skooma...

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    Wow seems like I'm not the only one who can't seem to find the time to do these. Maybe if they dropped furniture mats as well I might find them a little more worth it.
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  • Oreyn_Bearclaw
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    So what's the game plan here? You are going to spend a month doing all those surveys and flood the market with cheap mats? Bring it!

    I would be much more concerned about your ability to mess with the economy if I was looking at a billion gold.
  • Elsonso
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    reoskit wrote: »
    If you have some expedient way of running this many surveys in one week, I'll buy you a skooma...

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    Give 10 to each guild member.
    Edited by Elsonso on April 13, 2020 3:41PM
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  • DaveMoeDee
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    I really need to clear inventory on one alt to hold all surveys going forward. I hate collecting them and I have no shortage of mats. Hopefully they will eventually introduce some sort of writ collecting automation. I would gladly pay for another assistant that can collect them in a reasonable time frame.
  • Recremen
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    So what's the game plan here? You are going to spend a month doing all those surveys and flood the market with cheap mats? Bring it!

    I would be much more concerned about your ability to mess with the economy if I was looking at a billion gold.

    That's the premise of the joke, but it's just a joke. ;-)
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  • reoskit
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    Elsonso wrote: »

    Give 10 to each guild member.

    Lolol. No. I love my guildies, but no.
    Recremen wrote: »
    Wow seems like I'm not the only one who can't seem to find the time to do these. Maybe if they dropped furniture mats as well I might find them a little more worth it.

    I originally held on to them with precisely that hope. No dice. Now they've just stacked up and I only run them when I'm super low on mats for... more writs... to earn more surveys... for more mats for even more writs.... Oh god, will the cycle ever end?! *holds head and rocks back and forth*
  • ku5h
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    MajThorax wrote: »
    +1 for Finedrin's freedom. He is being tortured for a few rotten tomatoes for years now :(

    Well lets be fair, he did destroy the cart of that merchant, while trying to avoid capture.
  • code65536
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    Please let us store survey maps in the craft bag. kthxbai
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  • reoskit
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    code65536 wrote: »
    Please let us store survey maps in the craft bag. kthxbai

    Yes! WTB paper storage a la the craft bag for motifs (esp right now), recipes, surveys, maps, patterns, etc.
  • Thrandath
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    reoskit wrote: »
    code65536 wrote: »
    Please let us store survey maps in the craft bag. kthxbai

    Yes! WTB paper storage a la the craft bag for motifs (esp right now), recipes, surveys, maps, patterns, etc.

    ^ Yes to this. It would also potentially prevent the "oops I ate a motif on the wrong character, ZOS can you please help me undo that" Tickets, when people are shuffling them around in banks and storage.
    Edited by Thrandath on April 13, 2020 4:42PM
  • Linaleah
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    Elsonso wrote: »
    reoskit wrote: »
    If you have some expedient way of running this many surveys in one week, I'll buy you a skooma...

    18ZTpPg.png

    Give 10 to each guild member.

    dont give her any ideas! /hide
    dirty worthless casual.
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  • karthrag_inak
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    Thank you for this thread. This one thought he was bad for having a stockpile of 1600+ surveys, but he's just a cub in this department, apparently \o/ !
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  • adirondack
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    I'm on board for pumpkin spice coffee. No need to wait until fall.
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