Update 50 is now available for testing on the PTS! You can read the latest patch notes here: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/categories/pts
Maintenance for the week of April 20:
• NA megaservers for patch maintenance – April 20, 3:00AM EDT (7:00 UTC) - 12:00PM EDT (16:00 UTC)
• EU megaservers for patch maintenance – April 20, 7:00 UTC (3:00AM EDT) - 17:00 UTC (12:00PM EDT)
• NA megaservers for patch maintenance – April 20, 3:00AM EDT (7:00 UTC) - 12:00PM EDT (16:00 UTC)
• EU megaservers for patch maintenance – April 20, 7:00 UTC (3:00AM EDT) - 17:00 UTC (12:00PM EDT)
Post what you think is said in ZOS break room!
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Carespanker✭✭✭✭Dev: Sir the servers are making people crash every five minutes what do w-
Boss: Is the crown store still up?
Dev: yes- i don't see how tha-
Boss: Then it's working as intended, you deserve a raise!
Dev: Sir, but what about the bugs?
Boss: What about them? Here, take the week off and fix it in the next major update or whatever.
Dev: Sir but i-
Boss: No butts, you've earned this.
And scene.
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Dracofyre✭✭✭✭Ughhh! coffee machine out of order
vendor service phone no longer available
calling local coffee delivery and they claimed miles limited, not able to deliver out of range.
then one of guy's mom came with coffee maker, and everyone runs away.0 -
rager82b14_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭Do you think Lamar Jackson will ever win a playoff game?
I bet one of them asks that.Edited by rager82b14_ESO on February 28, 2020 8:06AM1 -
Irfind✭✭✭✭✭PC EU no CP PVPEP Irfind - Stam NB DunmerEP Iswind - Mag Warden DunmerEP Ko'runa Silberklaue - Mag Temp KhajiitEP Eldrid Hagal - Mag DK DunmerEP Feyne R'is - Stam Sorc Dunmer ...with BowEP Wynn Loraethaine - Mag NB DunmerAD Runare Loraethaine - Stam Sorc AltmerAD Skadi Hagal - Stam DK Khajiit5 -
Rasande_Robin✭✭✭✭Employee 1: Have anyone seen where that hamster ran off too?
Employee 2: No, didn't you feed it yesterday?
Employee 1: Oh, was it my turn this week?
Employee 2: I think he ate "Employee 3"PC/EU: Orcana "something"-stone1 -
SantieClaws✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭2017 - "We thought the yarn would keep the Khajiit quiet"
2019 - "Let's hope Elsweyr will stop her"
2020 - "Ok snow? Snow will work right …"
2021 - "I give up - just add more yarn, a pet cow and boat mounts"
Yours with paws
Santie ClawsShunrr's Skooma Oasis - The Movie. A housing video like no other ...
Find it here - https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222
Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/4 -
Sjestenka✭✭✭'Did they pay you to say that?'
Er, at least they made several jokes about that last year at E3 or some other big event1 -
BisDasBlutGefriert✭✭✭✭✭"hmmm....redbull, monster, or bang, to get this next patch out ASAP?"~There’s a positive in every negative. Sometimes the positive is harder to find than other times, but there is ALWAYS one there~0 -
Nyladreas✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭If you have a job, then you know the last thing people at work talk about on breaks, is work.
Not when you enjoy your work and love your job. We all talk about our work even during breaks where I'm employed. Of course, we often talk about anything else too.
Edited by Nyladreas on February 28, 2020 1:45PM0 -
omegatay_ESO✭✭✭✭If it's anything like my job, we're pretty honest and open about our thoughts on how are company is performing.
At times the talk is good, and others, not so good. If you hate or like your job can make a difference on your opinion as well.
My personal opinion with zos is they are great with content, but have issues when it comes to milking there customers wallets. Performance needs improvement, and the communist attitude towards the forums needs to be toned down.2 -
Joy_Division✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭DUTCH_REAPER wrote: »“Hey Gina did you see what that guy in the forums wrote yet?”
GINA- “yeh that guy can go f
Greg “Hey guys!“
Accurate
Make Rush of Agony "Monsters only." People should not be consecutively crowd controlled in a PvP setting. Period.0 -
Aendruu✭✭✭"I haven't slept in 72 hours, the blisters on my finger-tips are bleeding, and my optometrist says I'm technically blind from screen glare... wait a minute, this is a damn fine cup of coffee!""So, drinking is a sacrament to Y'ffre... because it's his way of reminding us not to take things too seriously... You know how the other Elves are. Altmer have their crystal towers, and that's how they want to be — cold and perfect. And Dunmer are just like their Red Mountain — smouldering and dark. We just want to have a drink and not worry about it."- Regring the Spinner1 -
SantieClaws✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭"So when are we doing that ice plunge in our shorts again boss?"
"No we can't set the next one in Boston"
"Why do we still go for the horned helmet thing on so many motifs when we know that no-one ever actually used them in battle and the few that have been found were just ornamental?"
Yours with paws
Santie ClawsShunrr's Skooma Oasis - The Movie. A housing video like no other ...
Find it here - https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222
Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/2 -
Veinblood1965✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭My guess right about now is did you see that post labeled "Post what you think is said in ZOS break room!"
Bob: :Let it run for a while before you lock it, the rabbits need to vent.
THE BOSS: Ok locked it down! Frank can you do some programming changes to the OP's toons to make all their toons look like a rabbit that falls to the ground dead then pops back up and turns around and waves at everyone every ten steps?
Frank: Why?
THE BOSS: Oh sorry left out that part, also change their name to Hair restorer with a permanent wave.
BTW I've got 100 gold that this post gets locked on page four of the posts.
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Earthewen✭✭✭✭✭DUTCH_REAPER wrote: »I feel so bad for them right now haha. I mean they are trying to do their job, provide for their family and Th en this stuff happens from this patch lol.
I think they say things like “Bob! You fixed those damn crashes in development yet?”
Bobs reply “I gotta clock out early today gfy”.
Lol
How about, "Hey, Bob. You know that guy/gal we keep getting tickets on that (fill in the blank) problem? Make sure we close out that ticket ASAP. I don't feel like working on that problem anymore."0 -
Sandman929✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭I'd have to guess that it's non-stop constructive conversation with no baiting or flaming, the kind of conversation that never needs to be closed because it's gone off the rails.
It's a magickal place.3 -
SantieClaws✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭"I'll swear this mac n cheese gets less cheese in every week"
"Do you know what they grow mushrooms in? Really it's true. Someone on discord told me"
"He's sat in my spot again"
"Ever wonder what would happen if coffee suddenly ran out?"
"Get your fingers off my bacon!"
"Let's move all the stuff on their desks while they are in Boston"
Yours with paws
Santie ClawsShunrr's Skooma Oasis - The Movie. A housing video like no other ...
Find it here - https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222
Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/2 -
Brandathorbel✭✭✭✭✭the break room is probably very quiet because they don't know how to communicateEdited by Brandathorbel on February 28, 2020 3:34PM3
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Veinblood1965✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭SantieClaws wrote: »"I'll swear this mac n cheese gets less cheese in every week"
"Do you know what they grow mushrooms in? Really it's true. Someone on discord told me"
"He's sat in my spot again"
"Ever wonder what would happen if coffee suddenly ran out?"
"Get your fingers off my bacon!"
Followed by" That's not my finger"2
https://youtu.be/VnT7pT6zCcA
https://youtu.be/4mFDCiORsCQ
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