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DUTCH_REAPER
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I feel so bad for them right now haha. I mean they are trying to do their job, provide for their family and Th en this stuff happens from this patch lol.
I think they say things like “Bob! You fixed those damn crashes in development yet?”
Bobs reply “I gotta clock out early today gfy”.
Lol
I think they say things like “Bob! You fixed those damn crashes in development yet?”
Bobs reply “I gotta clock out early today gfy”.
Lol
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oddbasket✭✭✭✭✭
✭Let's make tickets so random that when our buggy mess of a game doesn't drop them, we can blame the players for it and it's no longer our problem!6 -
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✭“Psst Susan...SUSAN!! Where did you put the Vodka?!?!?”Edited by DUTCH_REAPER on February 27, 2020 10:23PM5 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Their Breakroom is a full service Cafe in the lower floor of the building. They also have these awesome coffee stations in a couple places that make a pretty legitimate cup of what ever kind of coffee you want.
ZOS is pretty good towards their employees.
My company, an old moldy Keurig Machine, a couple of microwaves and $2.50 20 oz cokes..... oh, you can get a Dove bar for $5....Enjoy the game, life is what you really want to be worried about.
PakKat "Everything was going well, until I died"
Gary Gravestink "I am glad you died, I needed the help"7 -
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✭“Hey Gina did you see what that guy in the forums wrote yet?”
GINA- “yeh that guy can go f
Greg “Hey guys!“13 -
Thokri✭✭✭✭✭"Do you think they are making stupid post on forum again"
[edited to remove profanity]Edited by ZOS_Ragnar on February 28, 2020 1:14PM9 -
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✭✭✭✭✭"Tassets...we need more tassets on armor!"
Silivren (Silly) Thalionwen | Altmer Templar | Magicka | 9-Trait Master Crafter/Jeweler | Master Angler | PVE Main - Killed by U35
Jahsul at-Sahan | Redguard Sorcerer | Stamina | Werewolf - Free Bites | PVP Main
Derrok Gunnolf | Redguard Dragonknight | Stamina | Werewolf - Free Bites
Liliana Littleleaf | 9-Trait Grand Master Crafter/Jeweler (non-combat)
Amber Emberheart | Breton Dragonknight | Stamina | Master Angler
Vlos Anon | Dunmer Nightblade | Magicka | Vampire - Free Bites
Kalina Valos | Dunmer Warden | Magicka | Vampire - Free Bites
Swiftpaws-Moonshadow | Khajiit Nightblade | Stamina
Morgul Vardar | Altmer Necromancer | Magicka
Tithin Geil | Altmer Sorceress | Magicka
Dhryk | Imperial Dragonknight | Stamina
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✭"hey, how are your kids?"
"This week-end, I went fishing, and I caught a fish this big"
"Hey, you're back ! Feeling better, I hope?"
"nah, I'll leave a bit later, I was late, this morning .. had to drop the kids at school.'
And my personal favorite :
"Hello, how are you?"
Because, you know .. they are basically just humans working their jobs, not some inhumans monsters bent on feeding on your misery.
Can't say I'm a fan of posts specifically and only made in hope to elicit negativity..
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✭✭✭✭✭If you have a job, then you know the last thing people at work talk about on breaks, is work.CP2,100 Master Explorer - AvA Two Star Warlord - Console Peasant - Khajiiti Aficionado - The Clan
Quest Objective: OMG Go Talk To That Kitty!9 -
DUTCH_REAPER✭✭✭✭✭
✭"hey, how are your kids?"
"This week-end, I went fishing, and I caught a fish this big"
"Hey, you're back ! Feeling better, I hope?"
"nah, I'll leave a bit later, I was late, this morning .. had to drop the kids at school.'
And my personal favorite :
"Hello, how are you?"
Because, you know .. they are basically just humans working their jobs, not some inhumans monsters bent on feeding on your misery.
Can't say I'm a fan of posts specifically and only made in hope to elicit negativity..
Honestly I was trying to make a post that when they read it they get a chuckle due to all the mean ones. U ya oh know Th at whole “let’s bring a smile to their face” kind of thing.0 -
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✭Depends on which language is spoken in whatever 3rd world location ZOS outsources their programming to.ZeniMax has no obligation to correct any errors or defects in the Services.
Greetings! We've closed this thread due to its non-constructive nature.
"You know you don't have to be here right?" - ZOS_RichLambert11 -
Elsonso✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭DUTCH_REAPER wrote: »I feel so bad for them right now haha. I mean they are trying to do their job, provide for their family and Th en this stuff happens from this patch lol.
I think they say things like “Bob! You fixed those damn crashes in development yet?”
Bobs reply “I gotta clock out early today gfy”.
Lol
Don't leave your bagel unattended, Gina will eat it.XBox EU/NA:@ElsonsoJannus
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✭✭✭✭✭"hey, how are your kids?"
"This week-end, I went fishing, and I caught a fish this big"
"Hey, you're back ! Feeling better, I hope?"
"nah, I'll leave a bit later, I was late, this morning .. had to drop the kids at school.'
And my personal favorite :
"Hello, how are you?"
Because, you know .. they are basically just humans working their jobs, not some inhumans monsters bent on feeding on your misery.
Can't say I'm a fan of posts specifically and only made in hope to elicit negativity..
I agree that with what the OP has posted it does seem intended to lean that way.0 -
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✭✭✭✭I dunno, maybe talking about their kids and RL stuff.Edited by Dojohoda on February 27, 2020 11:17PMFan of playing magblade since 2015. (PC NA)
Might be joking in comments.
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L2Pissue✭✭✭✭✭Human resources: We had an extremely talented artist that showed us her artwork and designs, sure we offered him minimum wage+20%
His look in his eye was weird, we never heard from him again, I bet his talents may get appreciated, definitely not in our studios!
Manager: guys reskins again, use rainbow colors this time summer is close.6 -
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✭✭“Have you SEEN The Mandalorian yet! Baby Yoda is CUTE!”
“Yeah I’ve seen the Mandalorian! I LOVE Baby Yoda!”
“Oh, here comes Gilliam! Shhhh!”
“Hi, Gilliam!”
“Hi, guys! Say...have you guys SEEN The Mandalorian?”
“Yeah!”
“Baby Yoda is cute, huh!”
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Elsonso✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭JumpmanLane wrote: »“Have you SEEN The Mandalorian yet! Baby Yoda is CUTE!”
“Yeah I’ve seen the Mandalorian! I LOVE Baby Yoda!”
“Oh, here comes Gilliam! Shhhh!”
“Hi, Gilliam!”
“Hi, guys! Say...have you guys SEEN The Mandalorian?”
“Yeah!”
“Baby Yoda is cute, huh!”
“I KNOW right!”
Great. Now Greymoor is going to have baby Yoda in it. Sigh.XBox EU/NA:@ElsonsoJannus
PC NA/EU: @Elsonso
PSN NA/EU: @ElsonsoJannus
Total in-game hours: 11321
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Ranger209✭✭✭✭✭Fuuuuuudge.... no, really, over there on the counter by the coffee, there's fudge....it's amazing!!!!0 -
AnonomissX✭✭✭✭Quick! Throw another mount in the Crown store! that will pacify the yammering for another 10 minutes!Ebonheart Pact, Nord Templar/healer on NA Xbox server. My main toon WAS a tall and foxy redhead - now she has been gamma-irradiated and has green skin and black hair. 3 other characters I only use for writs. Can't be bothered to create multiple toons - EXCEPT now my WW is getting spooled up for Cyrodiil - Blood For The Pact! IRL cranky sometimes redhead chick at large in Las Vegas, NV2 -
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✭✭✭✭✭"Hey whomever thought it was a good idea to make tickets rng based sure messed that up huh?"
"Yea the forums.......what an uproar"
"Yea they sure are mad, maybe we should distract them with a new emote"
"Sure, let's have a meeting at 2 and see what we can come up with"
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✭✭✭✭✭"Hey whomever thought it was a good idea to make tickets rng based sure messed that up huh?"
"Yea the forums.......what an uproar"
"Yea they sure are mad, maybe we should distract them with a new emote"
"Sure, let's have a meeting at 2 and see what we can come up with"
Result: Collect 6 emote fragments, one of which will drop once per day from a single random Boss-Of-The-Day, or you can also kill random mobs for a chance at one random fragment per day. Event runs for 5 days.Edited by Elsonso on February 28, 2020 12:48AMXBox EU/NA:@ElsonsoJannus
PC NA/EU: @Elsonso
PSN NA/EU: @ElsonsoJannus
Total in-game hours: 11321
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✭✭✭✭✭Respect4Elders wrote: »After reading all our B.S. on the forums all day,
Gina be like
She might need a bigger glass...XBox EU/NA:@ElsonsoJannus
PC NA/EU: @Elsonso
PSN NA/EU: @ElsonsoJannus
Total in-game hours: 11321
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✭✭✭✭✭I imagine they have a lot of merch from all Elder Scrolls games. They probably have a few pops. If it’s anything like a real break room people will be trying to give their brain a break by watching/listening something on their phone, reading, calling appointments, eating, etc. Someone has also brought in a snack probably and people are discussing wether it contains certain allergens and how much lactose/gluten/nuts they can handle. Maybe someone has a sign up sheet for Girl Scout cookie orders.
It’s a break room. Not “your second desk”.#FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
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Runes_Ur✭✭Forums are kinda dead, maybe we should implement some braindead updates to stir the pot! That'll bring some life back to the community!0 -
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When the combat team is giving off their crazy ideas... The entire design team.Daggerfall Covenant:Casterial Stamplar || Casterial DK || Availed NB || Castyrial Sorc || Spooky Casterial Necro
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