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Bad ESO jokes (actual jokes)
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paulychan✭✭✭✭How many Nords does it take to change a light bulb?there aren't any light bulbs in eso... duhEdited by paulychan on December 31, 2019 3:48AM2 -
Dracofyre✭✭✭✭i remember saying 3-4 yrs ago, about "betty netch" joke, but forgot whole original line.
sound like saying "Bet he not" in words of Betty Netch rhyme pun about Bull and Betty.0 -
Anotherone773✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭An Altmer, Argonian, and Khajiit walk into a bar...
The bartender looks at the Altmer, points to a sign, and says "No Pets!"
Do you know what an Altmer calls an Argonian family?
Matching Luggage.
Do you know what an Altmer calls a Khajiit family?
New upholstery.
What do you get when an Altmer and Khajiit have offspring?
Bosmer.
What do you get when an Orc and Guar have offspring?
Argonian.
What do you get when an Argonian and Khajiit have offspring?
A hypo-allergenic cat.
Where do prostitutes work in Tamriel?
Stay Moist Mansion.
What do you call a Khajiit who got hit with Time Stop mid jump?
Paws Mode
A Nightblade and Dragonknight walk into a bar full of drunk Imperial soldiers. What do they say?
Night knight.
Couple more:
Do you know where Altmer go to buy Argonian slaves?
Pet Shop
Do you know where Argonians would go to buy Elf slaves? Mercantile.
Do you know what you call a Khajiit on a Senche mount?
Mating
Edited by Anotherone773 on December 31, 2019 9:00AM2 -
Pyr0xyrecuprotite✭✭✭✭✭This one sees the most amazing things in Tamriel sometimes. Last week, this one witnessed a sorcerer turn into a bar.
This one does not mind if you did not get the joke. Most citizens of Tamriel are not as smart as this one.
- Zukki (Khajiit provisioner hireling)Edited by Pyr0xyrecuprotite on January 3, 2020 7:18PM1
