One day, in full view of the n'wah, the mehra of Koal Canton crushed some muckspunge pulp into a netch's tentacles. In response, the morag of Koal Canton released their kwama across the anmor and poured their shein upon the ground. Only after the mehra was burned in a sujamma molag and put to the dagon was the mora safe to travel again.
"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster...when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss also gazes into you..."
Three cool cats walks into a bar, first Kjajiit buys them all a round to show off his successful thieving.
Second Khajiit buys them all THREE drinks to show off her successful pirating.
The third Khajiit buys the whole Inn a round to show off HIS success....
Only after we drank up did we realize the third Khajiit was M'aiq, and he was long gone after telling the bartender the whole Inn bought HIM a round each for saving Queen Ayrenn again, to load it on a wagon in barrels.
Still wondering what he was so successful at, now I'm hung over and as broke as the others!
A Bosmer, A Khajiit, An Altmer, and a Breton are all pulling a Merchant Cart through an intersection.
They all crash together in the middle. Whose Fault is it?
ZOS
"Azura give me strength, Let my voice change the world as long as I am in it."