Morgan Freeman just said the servers are down due to the lack of proper ingeneering and if iron mixes with a star it could actually destroy it causing a super nova omg you guys!
He also is saying that everyone's frustration at the quality of the first week of launch is completely justified, and that salmon swim upstream in order to return to the place of their birth for spawning.
He is also saying .. The ESO team has embarked an a long and frozen journey. Watch as they travel hundreds of miles inland with many dangers such as overflowing inboxes, numerous bugs that could halt their progress at any moment, and lets not forget about the large group of forum posters that could stop them in their tracks. Only a handful of developers will actually complete the journey and they will spend a frozen three months hatching their eggs and raising their young.
Morgan Freeman would posit that perhaps our playing TESO is only a simulation. A simulation made by a superior being like Molag Bal in order to have us help him test the natural laws of Nirn as he prepares to create the real Tamriel.