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Would You Hug an Alfiq Even if it Kills You?

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Aliyavana
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Alfiq resemble house cats but with cute clothing. Even if they hate being reduced to house cats and are capable of spellcasting, their fluffiness will be mine as sometimes the biggest risks carry the best rewards.
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Edited by Aliyavana on June 12, 2019 4:16PM

Would You Hug an Alfiq Even if it Kills You? 225 votes

Yes
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No
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  • Aliyavana
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    Yes
    No yes yet? No one understands my appreciation for the floofs.

    Edit: Ah, i see a few men and women of culture now.
    Edited by Aliyavana on June 12, 2019 1:59PM
  • xxthir13enxx
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    Yes
    Thank you for this chuckle

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    Edited by xxthir13enxx on June 12, 2019 2:24PM
  • InvictusApollo
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    No
    Aliyavana wrote: »
    No yes yet? No one understands my appreciation for the floofs.

    Edit: Ah, i see a few men and women of culture now.

    Uhm. Have you just called all people who value their lives more than hugging a cat, to be "uncultured"?
    Personally I find the idea of talking household cats to be very cringy and trashy. The only talking household cat I liked was Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
    Besides isn't the purpose of having a pet, to feel superioror @Aliyavana? I wouldn't pull that thread.
  • phaneub17_ESO
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    Yes
    I would squeeze and hug a Senche-raht like a teddy bear with my little bosmer girl, she's petite and quiet, but has a tight grip. Probably best to do it while its asleep and come up from behind.
  • ArchMikem
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    Yes
    My Characters are Khajiit so there's already a natural unspoken understanding about communal affection, yes? Also Dehyesha is a Sorceress and can just throw up a Ward if sudden snuggles are met with hostility.
    CP2,100 Master Explorer - AvA Two Star Warlord - Console Peasant - Khajiiti Aficionado - The Clan
    Quest Objective: OMG Go Talk To That Kitty!
  • Aliyavana
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    Yes
    InvictusApollo wrote: »
    Aliyavana wrote: »
    No yes yet? No one understands my appreciation for the floofs.

    Edit: Ah, i see a few men and women of culture now.

    Uhm. Have you just called all people who value their lives more than hugging a cat, to be "uncultured"?
    Personally I find the idea of talking household cats to be very cringy and trashy. The only talking household cat I liked was Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
    Besides isn't the purpose of having a pet, to feel superioror @Aliyavana? I wouldn't pull that thread.

    Cats are superior to humans
  • ArchMikem
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    Yes
    InvictusApollo wrote: »
    Aliyavana wrote: »
    No yes yet? No one understands my appreciation for the floofs.

    Edit: Ah, i see a few men and women of culture now.

    Besides isn't the purpose of having a pet, to feel superior Aliyavana? I wouldn't pull that thread.

    That's called having Slaves.

    People have pets for the companionship. Animals help people combat loneliness.
    CP2,100 Master Explorer - AvA Two Star Warlord - Console Peasant - Khajiiti Aficionado - The Clan
    Quest Objective: OMG Go Talk To That Kitty!
  • Ragged_Claw
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    Yes
    Yes! It's terribly rude, breaches all sorts of social etiquette and would probably result in the loss of an eye, but I will hug them tightly and boop the snoot.
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  • Recremen
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    No
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    Men'Do PC NA AD Khajiit
    Grand High Illustrious Mid-Tier PvP/PvE Bussmunster
  • THEDKEXPERIENCE
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    No
    No but maybe. But no, but they are adorable ... so maybe.
  • Ardan147
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    No
    While Alfiq may look like housecats, they do not appreciate being treated as such, and so I would respect that.
    This creature called a songbird. What a devious creation! This winged nuisance erodes sanity with its incessant chirping. What a brilliant form of torture!
  • Aliyavana
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    Yes
    Fluffy death cuddles are best cuddles
    Edited by Aliyavana on June 12, 2019 4:07PM
  • LennoxPoodle
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    No
    So far we've got 29 creepy weirdos who'd hug a stranger without consent. Guess it's time for a restraining order! :wink:
    phaneub17_ESO wrote: »
    Probably best to do it while its asleep and come up from behind.
    Okay...
  • Aliyavana
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    Yes
    phaneub17_ESO wrote: »
    I would squeeze and hug a Senche-raht like a teddy bear with my little bosmer girl, she's petite and quiet, but has a tight grip. Probably best to do it while its asleep and come up from behind.

    Fluffy danger cuddles
  • Aliyavana
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    Yes
    LennoxPoodle wrote: »
    So far we've got 29 creepy weirdos who'd hug a stranger without consent. Guess it's time for a restraining order! :wink:
    phaneub17_ESO wrote: »
    Probably best to do it while its asleep and come up from behind.
    Okay...

    Hmm
  • Reverb
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    No
    No. I’ve lived with enough cats in my life to know to never give affection until it is demanded, and even then only for a few seconds unless I want to be parted from the skin on my hands. And hugs are out of the question.

    I am convinced my wife’s cat spends his evenings plotting our death.
    Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
  • Arrodisia
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    Yes
    They are one the cutest beings in the game currently. I absolutely love them. Some of them, also, have a nice sense of humour too. win win <3
    Edited by Arrodisia on June 13, 2019 12:15AM
  • Ratzkifal
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    Yes
    If I'd hug an Alfiq even if it killed me? Here is footage of me hugging the Alfiq 1945 colorized.
    Also SPOILERS FOR GAME OF THRONES SEASON 8
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    Edited by Ratzkifal on June 13, 2019 12:24AM
    This Bosmer was tortured to death. There is nothing left to be done.
  • Loralai_907
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    Yes
    I had to think about this. Generally speaking, no. But I have this one cat, who is quite pushy and ridiculous at times, and I have been known to force him to lay the heck down and stay put, in a sort of hug, until he stops being a pita. So yes. If I had to.

    Now, the Senche Raht's and the tall boys, maybe more of a yes.
    PC-NA - formerly, mommadani907Guild: Weeping Angels - Co-GMTwitter: @ Loralai_907 several Alt accounts....CP 1700+
    Active characters:Fauna Rosewood ( Bosmer Stam DK - Master Crafter/AD)///Loralai Darknova (Drunken Zombie Bosmer Stam Sorc - PvP/AD)Lilith Darknova ( Dunmer Mag DK - Master Crafter - PvP/AD)///and roughly 1billion alts
  • Amanuensis
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    No
    Sorry, I am allergic to dander.

    Besides, if I run across a magical pu$&y giving it a hug will not be my first instinct.
    Edited by Amanuensis on June 13, 2019 12:58AM
  • GeorgeBlack
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    Fix grouping issues, class/weapon balance and Cyro lag
    Whoops wrong topic... fluff here
    Edited by GeorgeBlack on June 13, 2019 1:06AM
  • redspecter23
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    No
    It's a Khajiit, correct? If I'm touching it in any way, it's with the end of my foot so I can maintain my ranking in my local "Kick the Khajiit" league. It's the only thing Khajiit are good for.
  • logarifmik
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    No
    Is it really worth a life? I don't think so.
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  • myskyrim26
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    Yes
    They are so pretty. I would take that risk!
  • DBZVelena
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    No
    I'd only hug one if i had their consent. They are just like other Khajiit after all.
    They might be cute and hug-able. it's important to ask permission first.
    What are Natch Potes? Can you eat those?
    I believe in Genie-Gina.
  • Maxx7410
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    No
    no they are food for my dog and i dont play or hug the food
  • jainiadral
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    Yes
    I have the flu in the middle of a massive heat wave and my only relief is scalding hot Theraflu. My will to live is approaching nil anyway, so why not have a cute fuzzy wuzzy soft snuggly immolation death?
    Edited by jainiadral on June 13, 2019 2:48AM
  • Syuko
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    Yes
    Don't threaten me with a good time. 😏
  • therift
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    No
    They look like they would make great fur-lined mittens, or perhaps a hat.
  • max_only
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    Fools. If you want their trust, you trade with them, you are no jeek yes?

    IRL Alfiq respond to cold shoulders and warm technology. Ignore the Alfiq and the cuddles will come to you.
    Edited by max_only on June 13, 2019 4:53AM
    #FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
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    ""All gods' creatures (you lot) are equal when covered in A1 sauce"" -- Old Bosmeri Wisdom
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