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So I had a lovely fake tank just now
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Kikke✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭People here seems too forget something really important!
If DDs die because they stood in stupid - It's the healers fault!
If a tank dies because of dropped block - It's the healers fault!
The group whipes because of a mechanic DD or tank has too deal with - It's the healers fault!
Even when running 1 tank and 3 dds. If we ever whipe, we blame the healer. It's just part of MMOs at this point.
You play a healer? you take the blame for all evil in the world.Cleared Trials:
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"The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step, and a lot of bitching."
-Someone said it, I guess.5 -
oddbasket✭✭✭✭✭
✭Same, I had a necro 'tank' with no taunts while doing today's volenfell pledge.
After having the first boss on me throughout the fight, I asked if the tank's not slotting a taunt.
He got salty and said we're a bunch of sissies with high cp, while he had only 170. The healer then just left the group.
I stuck with the group, a cp 300+ healer the other dps had cp 200+, a real tank would definitely help them. Subsequent bosses went the same, aggro on dps, or tank tries to tank and dies, and the dps carries him through.2 -
worrallj✭✭✭✭✭I had a fake tank on veteran DLC yesterday. Dude said nothing the entire time and literally ran away from all the bad guys.
Needless to say we failed at the first boss. I was so pissed.0 -
tinythinker✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭1. Never rez a guy like that. Never. Waste of soul gems even though we have tons of them.
2. Why did you not kick him early on. Clearly you did not need a tank or warm body.
3. Never reply to an idiot like them. They are an idiot so what good do you think it will be. If you do reply, be snarky and then ignore so they can fume.
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zvavi✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭You guys are way too forgiving... Last time i had a fake tank i had to carry through vet pledge(at some point i slotted a taunt as a dd), i kicked him. But. But. I waited before last boss. I quickly explained in chat that he is a weak dd that died, while boss agro was not on him even, that queued as a tank, and if there was no strong people in group, noobies would get the *** game experience from people like him. Thats how i persuaded them to kick him before last boss. I think, that as a community, we should do things like that. Be heartless. Be mean. Be just. Don't complain. Teach them a lesson.
PS, i dont usually have a fake tank, and when i do, it is either me or a friend, and we survive, and slot a taunt. You know. Actually tank.Edited by zvavi on May 27, 2019 1:51PM6 -
WuffyCerulei✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭Go eat a fishe u stimky pelican."Buzz Lightyear toy isle shot" Stormcalling/Animal Companions/Assassination PVP build hater
Bring Back Pure Class Build Power8 -
vesselwiththepestle✭✭✭✭✭
✭First insult -> set on ignore list
That's how you deal with those. Nobody gets to call me a pelican twice.1000+ CP
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siddique✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭You pelican! I'm so calling that someone next time."Knee-jerk reactionist."
Lost Depths, 2015-2022.4 -
ApostateHobo✭✭✭✭✭
✭I had a fake tank on veteran DLC yesterday. Dude said nothing the entire time and literally ran away from all the bad guys.
Needless to say we failed at the first boss. I was so pissed.
I had one that cloaked around enemies before. He didn't die at least, but still not much help hiding from everything lol4 -
Elwendryll✭✭✭✭✭
✭PC - EU - France - AD
Main character: Qojikrin - Khajiit Sorcerer Tank/Stamina DD - since March 25, 2015.
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Zypheran✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Wow, you have the title for a fantasy fiction novel there if ever I saw one!
Who wouldn't buy a book titled;
The Pelican and the Hobo : A Dungeon Lament
Actually, you should just change the thread title to that and see how many views it gets!!
Edited by Zypheran on May 27, 2019 2:27PMAll my housing builds are available on YouTube
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I am happy to share the EHT save files for most of my builds.5 -
ApostateHobo✭✭✭✭✭
✭quadraxis666 wrote: »Pelican needs to become an officially adopted mmo insult, like scrub & noob.
I fully support this8 -
Salvas_Aren✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭People behave strange in pug groups.
Insults out of nowhere, little cowards who hide from the mobs, heroes who pull each enemy and his goldfish and blame others for their deaths, blablabla ...
I wonder why he didn't call you noob. Ain't you 810+?
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MartiniDaniels✭✭✭✭✭
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When did truth became an insult?quadraxis666 wrote: »Pelican needs to become an officially adopted mmo insult, like scrub & noob.
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ApostateHobo✭✭✭✭✭
✭Salvas_Aren wrote: »People behave strange in pug groups.
Insults out of nowhere, little cowards who hide from the mobs, heroes who pull each enemy and his goldfish and blame others for their deaths, blablabla ...
I wonder why he didn't call you noob. Ain't you 810+?
Yeeep, but I'm apparently still an idiot that has no idea what I'm doing according to this guy XD1 -
Wildberryjack✭✭✭✭✭
✭Probably a former WoW player. Sorry but that kind of thing was so common that I stopped pugging randoms in that game... the incompetence, queuing as tank when not a tank, the overblown ego, and the highly defensive ugly ranting blaming the healer. It was like every other run
The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. ~Pablo Picasso1 -
Ahlteffour✭✭✭Its awesome initiating a vote to kick on a person like thst and the other two members of the group are just waiting to click yes.
If someone isn't fulfilling their role, at least to a reasonable degree, vote to kick 100% of the time.
"Anyone can identify a problem. It takes hard work, dedication, patience and understanding to be a positive part of the solution"0 -
Tan9oSuccka✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭quadraxis666 wrote: »Pelican needs to become an officially adopted mmo insult, like scrub & noob.
I call them “turkey balls”.
This is not mine, but I’ve always thought it was funny.
I used to run with a Canadian dude on GTA4... he’d call scrub randoms “turkey balls”.3 -
BejaProphet✭✭✭✭✭
✭Imo, it is never the healers fault if a tank dies in a 4 man dungeon. They should be capable of surviving with no healer. Don’t get me wrong, I prefer a healer, but if I die it’s my own dang fault.Royal Poet's Dungeon Tanking Guide https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/416797/royal-poets-guide-to-traditional-tanking-in-veteran-dungeons#latest2 -
mairwen85✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭I've been going over the whole pelican thing all weekend, trying to fathom what he meant. All I came up with is that a pelican has a large beak... Maybe he was saying you have a big mouth - - you're mouthy, complaining too much(?) it's a stretch, but i can't make/force any more sense from it.1 -
TempPlayer✭✭✭✭✭Yeah, been with an idiot like that once with my healer toon. Try to kick but of course he have friend so it doesn't go through. Then he start trash talking like healer is useless and how he is the only one pulling the group with his marvelous dps. Kind of strange consider he was dead during boss fight most of the time.
I should known better and leave but well, I was stupid back then as well.
The sad part is he proudly post the group dps after nBlackheart final boss, boosting about his supreme dps skill..... It was 16k and my healer toon was doing 5k, which involve me getting turn into a skeleton.Edited by TempPlayer on May 28, 2019 8:24AM1 -
Tasear✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭1. Never rez a guy like that. Never. Waste of soul gems even though we have tons of them.
2. Why did you not kick him early on. Clearly you did not need a tank or warm body.
3. Never reply to an idiot like them. They are an idiot so what good do you think it will be. If you do reply, be snarky and then ignore so they can fume.
I agree with 1 and two. Actually wait I agree with 3 be snarky and win verbal fight0
