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Buying the new pet rock?

  • Alinhbo_Tyaka
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    Why? I still have my pet rock in its original cardboard crate and wood shaving bedding.
    zaria wrote: »
    Danikat wrote: »
    sh_shatter wrote: »
    What's so special about 80's rocks? I am too 90s kid to understand

    In the 70's and 80's people sold pet rocks in real life (mainly in the USA but I saw them in the UK too, not sure about the rest of the world). Some of them were literally just a rock in a box which made all kinds of silly claims about it's suitability as a pet and all the fun kids could have with it. Some had googly eyes glued on to make it a bit more pet like.

    They were still sold in the 90's and are actually still around now, but no where near as popular. I've seen them in other games before too. Main ones I remember are Neopets (where they were pet pets - literally a pet for your pet) and Guild Wars 2.

    Which is why I'm expecting they might follow you around - because they do in other games. Not fully animated of course, the GW2 one just bounces along (I assume it's a magic rock, but then part of the story of that game is everything in the world has magical energy of some sort).

    That and it's being advertised as a pet rather than a furnishing, so I assume I can equip it as a pet when my character is out in the world, and it's not just going to stay in one spot indefinitely while I move around the zone. Of course it could just periodically 'teleport' to you like other pets do if they get stuck, but it would be so much better if they added a bit of animation to it.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RcF1GBjg7s
    He claims the original pet rock product was in reality an very funny book.
    Yes guess it was copied as you can hardly copyright the idea but the book was obviously copyrighted.
    Guess people bought it for the giggles to.

    Sorry but if someone needs a Youtube video to explain it then they don't get it.
    Edited by Alinhbo_Tyaka on March 20, 2019 9:59PM
  • Jaraal
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    Why would I want a pet rock?
    mairwen85 wrote: »

    This reminds me of the invisible dog on a leash fad.



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  • Ermiq
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    Why would I want a pet rock?
    I know, no one cares, but I actually wait until I see the rock pet and the stick mount for real. I still have doubts, these could be just furnishings, because pictures we've seen show these things as furnishings. But if these are real things, real stone dragging behind character, and a ridiculous mount with new model and animations (while we still have cheap and poorly made character walk and run animations), I probably quit the game finally.
    One of the two of us definitely has gone mad. It only remains to define whether this one is the whole world or just me.

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  • firedrgn
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    Why would I want a pet rock?
    They cant increase housing limit because of performance and they are releasing a pet rock. ?
  • AngelFires333
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    Why would I want a pet rock?
    I would much more prefer "coconut" mount :D :
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    :D
  • AngelFires333
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    Why would I want a pet rock?
    sh_shatter wrote: »
    What's so special about 80's rocks? I am too 90s kid to understand

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGfKi6kpdTQ


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAZQaYKZMTI


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KuBIIKhb7g
  • Banana
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    Why would I want a pet rock?
    We have random drug tests at work. So no.
  • Kuratius
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    "I had a pet rock once. It died."
  • CMDR_Un1k0rn
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    Yes.
    Today's the day!

    Are you rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready kids?!
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  • Odovacar
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    Maybe.
    It would look so cool in my residences back yard next to the other rocks.... idk about this ZOS!
  • Mettaricana
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    It really depends a lot on what it does and how it performs. Maybe you summon it and it just sits there while you walk away. Maybe it drags itself on the ground. Maybe it hops along merrily. Maybe it grows legs and walks.

    I'm not buying anything until I see what it actually does.

    I would love if it worked like plank on ed edd n eddy always did something off screen like turn camera its suddenly closer or sitting doffere different
  • Nestor
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    Yes.
    A pixel pet rock is no more silly than the real pet rock I owned back in the 70's.



    Edited by Nestor on March 21, 2019 1:53PM
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  • CMDR_Un1k0rn
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    Yes.
    It really depends a lot on what it does and how it performs. Maybe you summon it and it just sits there while you walk away. Maybe it drags itself on the ground. Maybe it hops along merrily. Maybe it grows legs and walks.

    I'm not buying anything until I see what it actually does.

    I would love if it worked like plank on ed edd n eddy always did something off screen like turn camera its suddenly closer or sitting doffere different

    I miss that show. One of the last great cartoons.
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  • Mettaricana
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    It really depends a lot on what it does and how it performs. Maybe you summon it and it just sits there while you walk away. Maybe it drags itself on the ground. Maybe it hops along merrily. Maybe it grows legs and walks.

    I'm not buying anything until I see what it actually does.

    I would love if it worked like plank on ed edd n eddy always did something off screen like turn camera its suddenly closer or sitting doffere different

    I miss that show. One of the last great cartoons.

    Agreed plank always made me laugh at the fact he was alive as long as you weren't looking. Make the rock change shape size locations maybe like family guy have it randomly pee and leave a puddle.

    My fave moments "ed:look at the size of that bird! *ahhh jimmy falls out of tree*
    Ed:awwww its twitching"
  • Tryxus
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    Maybe.
    It really depends a lot on what it does and how it performs. Maybe you summon it and it just sits there while you walk away. Maybe it drags itself on the ground. Maybe it hops along merrily. Maybe it grows legs and walks.

    I'm not buying anything until I see what it actually does.

    I would love if it worked like plank on ed edd n eddy always did something off screen like turn camera its suddenly closer or sitting doffere different

    I miss that show. One of the last great cartoons.

    Agreed plank always made me laugh at the fact he was alive as long as you weren't looking. Make the rock change shape size locations maybe like family guy have it randomly pee and leave a puddle.

    My fave moments "ed:look at the size of that bird! *ahhh jimmy falls out of tree*
    Ed:awwww its twitching"

    f34.gif

    That was my fav, along with the one where Rolf got turned into a sausage :p
    Edited by Tryxus on March 21, 2019 2:04PM
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  • Jolipinator
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    Only 500 crowns. Pretty reasonable. Stick mounts are 900 crowns, and the dragon one is 350 gems.
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  • NoTimeToWait
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    Yes.
    I mean.... aren’t there a ton of housing rocks already in the game, right?

    You can just drag one to a desk and save the crowns, right?

    Unless, of course, it does something special.

    Unless all the furnishing slots are occupied. But you could still add one more rock to your stone garden, if it were a pet. Since there are additional slots for pets /irony
  • ZeusChaos25
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    Yes.
    Looks like they aren’t all cracked up to be unfortunately. I don’t know if I’ll be buying these, probably save my crowns and gems for the baandari crates.
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  • tinythinker
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    Yes.
    Ermiq wrote: »
    I know, no one cares, but I actually wait until I see the rock pet and the stick mount for real. I still have doubts, these could be just furnishings, because pictures we've seen show these things as furnishings. But if these are real things, real stone dragging behind character, and a ridiculous mount with new model and animations (while we still have cheap and poorly made character walk and run animations), I probably quit the game finally.
    They are silly "pay to lose" items for fun. In-game animations below:


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  • NyassaV
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    Does it bounce around?
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  • max_only
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    Jsyk, the pet rock doesn’t skip or roll after you. When you run far enough away it “poofs” from it’s last spot and “poofs” right next to you.
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  • Michae
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    Maybe.
    A bit pricey for something that basic.
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  • Minnesinger
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    Why would I want a pet rock?
    Think about those suckers who bought the rock in RL.

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  • Megatto
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    Maybe.
    BUT WHAT DOES IT DO?!?!
    Remove loot boxes or riot
  • perogwin_ESO
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    Yes.
    Megatto wrote: »
    BUT WHAT DOES IT DO?!?!

    When you get a certain range away from it makes a puff of smoke and an audible teleport noise as it qappears next to you each time.
  • Numerikuu
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    Why would I want a pet rock?
    I have plenty already in my back yard :D
  • Wildberryjack
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    Why would I want a pet rock?
    So it doesn't do anything. It should hop or roll after you. Gonna pass.
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  • AefionBloodclaw
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    Why would I want a pet rock?
    sounds like a waste of crowns.
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