SpiderKnight wrote: »If you failed to read the red text that says that, then it is your fault if you feel you wasted crowns. I like them, it's hilarious on my Jester elf, only the full sprint animation bothers me.
I did read it and bought it anyway seeing as it’s only 500 crowns for the LOLs. Despite that I am bitterly disappointed they didn’t make it a real mount. This post was just a heads up in case anyone rushes in and doesn’t read the text.
It's a real mount it's just doesnt bust player's speed, dat's all. It's just a funny thing, not meant to be used on daily basis. And it's priced accordingly.
Yeah I get that. Still It’s a pity they didn’t make it a proper mount, would of sold like candy. Would of been brilliant.
SpiderKnight wrote: »If you failed to read the red text that says that, then it is your fault if you feel you wasted crowns. I like them, it's hilarious on my Jester elf, only the full sprint animation bothers me.
I did read it and bought it anyway seeing as it’s only 500 crowns for the LOLs. Despite that I am bitterly disappointed they didn’t make it a real mount. This post was just a heads up in case anyone rushes in and doesn’t read the text.
It's a real mount it's just doesnt bust player's speed, dat's all. It's just a funny thing, not meant to be used on daily basis. And it's priced accordingly.
Yeah I get that. Still It’s a pity they didn’t make it a proper mount, would of sold like candy. Would of been brilliant.
They fear to *** off people in Cyro with this, no doubts. Otherwise any comedian PVPer would use it in Cyro.
SpiderKnight wrote: »If you failed to read the red text that says that, then it is your fault if you feel you wasted crowns. I like them, it's hilarious on my Jester elf, only the full sprint animation bothers me.
I did read it and bought it anyway seeing as it’s only 500 crowns for the LOLs. Despite that I am bitterly disappointed they didn’t make it a real mount. This post was just a heads up in case anyone rushes in and doesn’t read the text.
It's a real mount it's just doesnt bust player's speed, dat's all. It's just a funny thing, not meant to be used on daily basis. And it's priced accordingly.
Yeah I get that. Still It’s a pity they didn’t make it a proper mount, would of sold like candy. Would of been brilliant.
They fear to *** off people in Cyro with this, no doubts. Otherwise any comedian PVPer would use it in Cyro.
Bloody oath they would. Like one of the posters said earlier, it would of been hilarious to see a whole Zerg of these things in Cyrodill riding around. Oh well.
JamieAubrey wrote: »I wasn't expecting it to when I saw the images
LOL, you could pull that one off if you added slowfall to the spell. Used that for movement in Morrowind as in going ballistic.VaranisArano wrote: »Dragonnord wrote: »I didn't expect a stick to have the speed of a senche, wolf, horse..., honestly.
Yeah, but levitation is a thing in TES. So it could happen!
"Stick Horse of Icarian Flight", anyone?
Threads like this aren't created to inform people. They're created to enable the most terrible people here to continue being terrible.
I wrote last week I was gonna buy and only use in Cyro 😂SpiderKnight wrote: »If you failed to read the red text that says that, then it is your fault if you feel you wasted crowns. I like them, it's hilarious on my Jester elf, only the full sprint animation bothers me.
I did read it and bought it anyway seeing as it’s only 500 crowns for the LOLs. Despite that I am bitterly disappointed they didn’t make it a real mount. This post was just a heads up in case anyone rushes in and doesn’t read the text.
It's a real mount it's just doesnt bust player's speed, dat's all. It's just a funny thing, not meant to be used on daily basis. And it's priced accordingly.
Yeah I get that. Still It’s a pity they didn’t make it a proper mount, would of sold like candy. Would of been brilliant.
They fear to *** off people in Cyro with this, no doubts. Otherwise any comedian PVPer would use it in Cyro.
Bloody oath they would. Like one of the posters said earlier, it would of been hilarious to see a whole Zerg of these things in Cyrodill riding around. Oh well.
Threads like this aren't created to inform people. They're created to enable the most terrible people here to continue being terrible.
This thread was created to inform people who might have been interested in getting the mounts. ZOS hadn't mentioned anything about the price or their function, so many people assumed they were fully functioning mounts. This thread was informative and helpful, but your comments have not been.
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Simply look at how many people have thanked OP for posting this.
Darkenarlol wrote: »900 crowns for... your own movement speed...
poor guys who paid 350 gems (really zos...it was a bad move)