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Buyers beware about the horse/guar/dragon stick mounts

  • Tan9oSuccka
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    zaria wrote: »
    Acrolas wrote: »
    Well have fun farming points from forum trolls who probably left the game years ago. The rest of us have an event to enjoy.
    Some of us are at work, pretending to work :)

    Nailed it. So true :)
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  • TiaFrye
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    MattT1988 wrote: »
    TiaFrye wrote: »
    MattT1988 wrote: »
    If you failed to read the red text that says that, then it is your fault if you feel you wasted crowns. I like them, it's hilarious on my Jester elf, only the full sprint animation bothers me.

    I did read it and bought it anyway seeing as it’s only 500 crowns for the LOLs. Despite that I am bitterly disappointed they didn’t make it a real mount. This post was just a heads up in case anyone rushes in and doesn’t read the text.

    It's a real mount it's just doesnt bust player's speed, dat's all. It's just a funny thing, not meant to be used on daily basis. And it's priced accordingly.

    Yeah I get that. Still It’s a pity they didn’t make it a proper mount, would of sold like candy. Would of been brilliant.

    They fear to *** off people in Cyro with this, no doubts. Otherwise any comedian PVPer would use it in Cyro.
  • XxCaLxX
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    So shady that they don’t let people know this before buying them.
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    XxCaLxX wrote: »
    So shady that they don’t let people know this before buying them.

    It very specifically says on the item in the crown store "Riding Skill does not affect this mount's appearance and speed".

    I haven’t been on yet so didn’t know but still they have been advertised for atleast a month. I don’t see why that info wasn’t released with their announcement.

  • MattT1988
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    TiaFrye wrote: »
    MattT1988 wrote: »
    TiaFrye wrote: »
    MattT1988 wrote: »
    If you failed to read the red text that says that, then it is your fault if you feel you wasted crowns. I like them, it's hilarious on my Jester elf, only the full sprint animation bothers me.

    I did read it and bought it anyway seeing as it’s only 500 crowns for the LOLs. Despite that I am bitterly disappointed they didn’t make it a real mount. This post was just a heads up in case anyone rushes in and doesn’t read the text.

    It's a real mount it's just doesnt bust player's speed, dat's all. It's just a funny thing, not meant to be used on daily basis. And it's priced accordingly.

    Yeah I get that. Still It’s a pity they didn’t make it a proper mount, would of sold like candy. Would of been brilliant.

    They fear to *** off people in Cyro with this, no doubts. Otherwise any comedian PVPer would use it in Cyro.

    Bloody oath they would. Like one of the posters said earlier, it would of been hilarious to see a whole Zerg of these things in Cyrodill riding around. Oh well.
  • max_only
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    No pics or videos in this thread.
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    MattT1988 wrote: »
    TiaFrye wrote: »
    MattT1988 wrote: »
    TiaFrye wrote: »
    MattT1988 wrote: »
    If you failed to read the red text that says that, then it is your fault if you feel you wasted crowns. I like them, it's hilarious on my Jester elf, only the full sprint animation bothers me.

    I did read it and bought it anyway seeing as it’s only 500 crowns for the LOLs. Despite that I am bitterly disappointed they didn’t make it a real mount. This post was just a heads up in case anyone rushes in and doesn’t read the text.

    It's a real mount it's just doesnt bust player's speed, dat's all. It's just a funny thing, not meant to be used on daily basis. And it's priced accordingly.

    Yeah I get that. Still It’s a pity they didn’t make it a proper mount, would of sold like candy. Would of been brilliant.

    They fear to *** off people in Cyro with this, no doubts. Otherwise any comedian PVPer would use it in Cyro.

    Bloody oath they would. Like one of the posters said earlier, it would of been hilarious to see a whole Zerg of these things in Cyrodill riding around. Oh well.

    ZOS disappointing, once again!
    Edited by Lord_Eomer on March 21, 2019 2:53PM
  • MattT1988
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    max_only wrote: »
    No pics or videos in this thread.

    I don’t do that sort of thing on my PS4. If you don’t believe me buy it and see for yourself.
  • JamieAubrey
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    I wasn't expecting it to when I saw the images
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  • MattT1988
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    I wasn't expecting it to when I saw the images

    I kinda wasn’t either to be honest. Was hoping though.
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    MattT1988 wrote: »
    max_only wrote: »
    No pics or videos in this thread.

    I don’t do that sort of thing on my PS4. If you don’t believe me buy it and see for yourself.

    It’s not about believing you. The topic is visuals based, it’s a visual complaint/observation/subject.
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    Dragonnord wrote: »
    I didn't expect a stick to have the speed of a senche, wolf, horse..., honestly.
     

    Yeah, but levitation is a thing in TES. So it could happen!

    "Stick Horse of Icarian Flight", anyone?

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    LOL, you could pull that one off if you added slowfall to the spell. Used that for movement in Morrowind as in going ballistic.
    Some people casted buff jump on werewolf's having them overshoot by 100 meter and probably die of fall damage.
    Grinding just make you go in circles.
    Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.
  • Numerikuu
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    Imagine my shock, and for 350 crown gems as well.

    Thanks OP. Will let my friends know... *sigh*
  • Puzzlenuts
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    Kind disappointed too. Thanks for letting us know before sending crowns on it.
  • Kalik_Gold
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    Cowards Gear set coms in handy here...
    Ras Kalik | Redguard - Templar | The Vestige, Ahkahtuz | Champion 1000+ | PS4/NA | ESO+ Cancelled | DC PVP
    PvP Combatants:
    Aurik Siet'ka | Redguard - Necromancer
    Cee Fôr | Redguard, Vampire - Nightblade
    Cacique the Sage of Ius | Redguard - Warden
    Jux Blackheart | Redguard, Lycan - Nightblade
    Goliath of Hammerfell | Redguard - Dragonknight
    Uri Ice-Heart the Twin | Reachman, Nord - Warden <No CP>
    Movárth Piquine | Nord, Vampire - Necromancer <Tank/Support>
    Kaotik Von Dae'mon | Breton half-Redguard* - Sorcerer <Healer/Support>

    PvE Adventurers:
    Herzog Zwei the Genesis | Breton - Templar <Healer>
    Cinan Tharn | Imperial, Vampire - Dragonknight <Tank>
    Tyrus Septim | Imperial - Sorcerer <Lightning/Shock Damage>
    Bates Vesuius of Dawnstar | Imperial - Dragonknight <Fire Damage>

    mmoRPG personal lore:
    Ras Kalik the Vestige, a renown Redguard Paladin and the wielder of Chrysamere; He has been blessed to save Tamriel from Molag Bal’s destructive Planemeld while reuniting the Five Companions. His further accomplishments after defeating Molag Bal, has been to stop the destruction of Morrowind, the Clockwork City, return order to the isle of Summerset and create a new king in Wrothgar and a queen in Elsywer. These events have made him a living legend and continue to lead him into new adventures throughout Tamriel, as well as into the hearts of many ladies including the Elf Queen, Aryenn. (not only Sai Sahan has a secret snowflake!) Over many years of adventurous travels, Ras Kalik had become a loner, until he re-visited his homeland of Alik'r.

    Alik'r and it's cities were overrun by the undead Ra-Netu and therefore he made an allegiance with Alik'r's own Ash'abah tribe. These Ash'abah with his help, cleansed the city of Sentinel in Alik'r desert and it's surrounding areas of the undead brought to life by the Withered Hand. After rescuing Sentinel from undead, King Fahara’jad’s personal bodyguard the Goliath of Hammerfell, who was given this name by Imperials in the region; asked to assist the tribe after learning of the defeat of the Withered Hand to the Ash'abah. Kalik promised Goliath he would task him with fighting enemies on the battlefield if he so desired. Goliath being from Hammerfell, and a Redguard wields two massive swords in respect to the Ansei. Not many soldiers are able to wield double two handed weapons, but Goliath loves to get up and personal in a fight.

    Jux Blackheart a master thief that was frequenting the Sisters of the Sands inn for pilfering during this time. Jux was known to infiltrate any bank vault he came across and even delved into Ayelid ruins without detection. Kalik can vividly recall the night he met the famed thief. Jux found himself rummaging thru a slightly inebriated Kalik’s pocket for too long, on a full-mooned night and because of this and the glimmer of his golden armor in the moonlight and his greed. He lost two fingertips as a lesson! But in return, he gained a new friend, as it was his first time since a child being caught...

    Kaotik Von’Daemon is an outcast, and a half-caste between a Breton mother and a Redguard father. Kaotik become a pariah due to his conjuration of Daedra pets. He was taught healing magic during his childhood years by his Breton mother. His father due to Redguard customs exiled him from the desert, sending him by wagon caravan to be a soldier in the war in Cyrodiil. He happened to meet Kalik while traveling from Alik'r, during this long caravan ride the caravan he was in was ambushed in Bangkorai by a group of bandits. Kalik by chance was also traveling thru this area on his Auridon Warhorse (which was bestowed to him by his friend, Darien Gautier). During this ambush, Kalik was able to rescue five hostages from the bandits. Kaotik was the first rescued, and Ras Kalik also recruited him to be in the Ash'abah tribe. These core Ash'abah tribesmen may never be seen together in travel as they partake in their own adventures but they always know what each other is doing; as they frequent a hideout in northern Bankorai. Their hideout an old Orc castle ruin, is kept watch by Nuzhimeh and she passes messages written between them, and frequently they also enjoy her company and her bed.

    The other men rescued were a Dunmer banker, a Breton monk and two Imperial soldiers. One of the Imperials claimed to be related to Abnur Tharn the Battlemage of the Imperial Elder Council (Ras Kalik's mentor in the Five Companions). Cinan Tharn is really Abnur's drunkard treasure hunting illegitimate son, that was caught smuggling artifacts out of the Ayleid ruins in Cyrodiil and the elder of the two Imperials was Tyrus Septim a retired battle-mage soldier and guard to the Tharn family. As much as Abnur Tharn hated his half-sister Euraxia, he dislikes his bas†ard son more. Tyrus now a ruffian and privateer had been paid by Abnur Tharn to watch over Cinan as much as possible. Cinan Tharn is also a master of disguise, and uses his disguises while he robs various delves and dungeons for relics to sell on the black market. Tharn also runs an illegal gambling ring...

    The Dunmer captive shackled to the Imperials looked familiar to Kalik from his time in Morrowind.... and he recognized him as Tythis Andromo a House Telvanni slave-owner and banker from Vvardenfell. During a rough interrogation to Tythis, Ras Kalik learnt why the bandits accosted him. The racist Dunmer was providing slaves as soldiers for the Three Banner War. The bandits were trying to negotiate a lucrative ransom for Andromo and the Imperials.... Kalik did not need any of this gold and he could never set Tythis free as he did with the two Imperial soldiers. His past involvement with slavery and war crimes, made Kalik's blood boil. He chose not to execute Tythis, as he figured the worse punishment for this former rich and opulent slave owner, is to now be an imprisoned servant for Ras Kalik and the tribe.

    Herzog Zwei the Genesis a Breton and also a prominent monk of the Cult of the Ancestor Moth, was seeking to purchase an artifact from Cinan Tharn, before their capture. This artifact being the Ayelid artifact; the sword Sinweaver. After their rescue and the exchange of gold to Cinan for the sword he decided to slip away before Ras Kalik could question who he was, and why the Ancestor Moth cult worshippers wanted that sword. Herzog was headed to Nagastani — An Ayleid ruin in eastern Cyrodiil. He had read in scrolls that the Sword would give him magical powers, if he performed an Ayleid ritual at an old shrine hidden there. Equipped with the artifact sword, he was off to start his own adventure. Ras Kalik did indeed notice the sword however, and instead sent a letter to Jux Blackheart (whom also was interested in Ayleid treasures), to attempt to find Herzog and acquire the sword. (*Azani Blackheart in Elder Scroll's Oblivion is Jux's descendant some 747 years later)

    And so the Redguard, Imperial and Breton men have parted ways for now... While Ras Kalik is off to Elsweyr to encounter the latest threat to Tamriel, with Abnur Tharn and Sai Sahan - - DRAGONS!! Little does Kalik know a few people are awaiting him in Senchal besides Sai. A necromancer survived his attack on the Withered Hand, while in Alik'r. The one known as Auriek Siet'ka is also following him to the land of the Khajiits and Cacique the Sage of Ius a Shaman mystic who has become attuned spiritually with Tu'whacca (a Redguard God) and Ius (the Animal God), after being burned severely by the escaped dragons, is awaiting his arrival also.

    The journey to Senchal will also put him on a path to meet a strange man which was infected with an untreated Peyrite disease and also was the exiled from the Order of the New Moon cult, due to his sickness. He originally joined the cult to worship Laatvulon, the green dragon, mistakenly thinking it was the Daedric prince Peyrite. This confused and suffering cultist is only known as "the member C-4", as he gave up his born name when joining the cult. Cee Fôr is on a path to spread the disease as he was infected in Orccrest while recruiting members there. Can Ras Kalik and the shaman Cacique cure this poor soul, only time will tell. Little does Cee For know, the infection is tied to Vampirism, but eventually the need for blood, will take over.

    Movárth Piquine - a former vampire hunter (now infected) within the Fighter's Guild (and a secretive necromancer) was in Skyrim working with the Morthaal Guard. On a patrol mission he was caught in the Frewien's ice curse outside of Morthaal with the frozen undead. Movárth's vampiric infection kept him from becoming an undead minion to the curse. He was able to use necromantic ice-magic to encase himself safely until he was freed with Freiwen, when the Vestige Ras Kalik broke the curse.

    Bates Vesuius of Dawnstar - grandfather of Silus Vesuius.

    Uri Ice-Heart - twin of Urfon Ice-Heart. Twin sons of Atli and Oljourn Ice-Heart that are originally from Markarth but are now residing on the Jerall Mountain range near Cyrodiil, their younger sister Araki has also relocated but she is in Windhelm currently. The twins joined the Reachmen while living in Markarth. Urfon pushed east to Hammerfell with the Winterborn Clan, leaving his family behind. Uri sent his parents and sister to live in the family cabin for safety to avoid the Vampire plague infiltrating the Reach. (but he doesn't know his sister has moved on to Windhelm to join the Fighter's guild). After hearing of Urfon's death... Uri left the Reach and is seeking vengeance.

  • Grim_Slaughterfish
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    Guess I should had read forums first. That message "Riding Skill does not affect this mount's appearance and speed" didn't even show up untill I went back and looked after buying it, was trying to figure out why everyone kept riding past me.

    Lesson learned I guess. Having them adjust speed to be in line with normal mounts or at least getting a refund on gems would be nice though.
  • JeibuKul
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    It literally says it in the tool top AND it isn't in the mount section on the store. People need to slow down with their purchases and take a moment and read.

    Streaming on
  • DragonHeart000
    Thanks for the heads up, totally was looking forward to a stick horse mount
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    MattT1988 wrote: »
    TiaFrye wrote: »
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    If you failed to read the red text that says that, then it is your fault if you feel you wasted crowns. I like them, it's hilarious on my Jester elf, only the full sprint animation bothers me.

    I did read it and bought it anyway seeing as it’s only 500 crowns for the LOLs. Despite that I am bitterly disappointed they didn’t make it a real mount. This post was just a heads up in case anyone rushes in and doesn’t read the text.

    It's a real mount it's just doesnt bust player's speed, dat's all. It's just a funny thing, not meant to be used on daily basis. And it's priced accordingly.

    Yeah I get that. Still It’s a pity they didn’t make it a proper mount, would of sold like candy. Would of been brilliant.

    They fear to *** off people in Cyro with this, no doubts. Otherwise any comedian PVPer would use it in Cyro.

    Bloody oath they would. Like one of the posters said earlier, it would of been hilarious to see a whole Zerg of these things in Cyrodill riding around. Oh well.
    I wrote last week I was gonna buy and only use in Cyro 😂
  • JediCody
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    SaltySudd wrote: »
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    Threads like this aren't created to inform people. They're created to enable the most terrible people here to continue being terrible.

    This thread was created to inform people who might have been interested in getting the mounts. ZOS hadn't mentioned anything about the price or their function, so many people assumed they were fully functioning mounts. This thread was informative and helpful, but your comments have not been.

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    Simply look at how many people have thanked OP for posting this.

    I was about to buy Crowns before I read this thread. Not gonna like I am in game and was so excited I didn't even see the bit about it not being a legitimate mount.

    Thanks to OP.
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    Really wish they were real mounts. Lame as heck.
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  • DR4GONFL1
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    Wow, thanks for the heads up. Was just looking into these not really sure what I was expecting but that's not it...
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    Hands up everyone who pre-order ed, thinking that this gimmick was real.
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