Hello fellow ESO-players.
I think I needn't recount the practically limitless amounts of topics already made on the subject of performance. Ranging from hilarious bugs to login problems for Steam users to the incredible lag on the servers for many people. Cyrodiil lag has almost become a meme at this point. With huge masses of people flailing at eachother in a giant moshpit, unable to kill eachother due to latency issues and low FPS. Bugs have been nicknamed 'features' because they stick around for years and years. It's embarrassing.
We've had patches for dungeons, we've had patches for zones, we had patches to make sure Ugly-Mug's beard didn't clip into his tunica for god's sake. But still ESO still loses players and staggers about in no-man's land because a feature much more important than any of that is being ignored. Performance.
I'm here to state that I don't want to see another single frikkin' patch with some new zone, dungeon or quest line until I can enjoy what's there with decent ping, good fps and the performance an MMO near four years going demands to have. It is absolutely humiliating and pathetic to see how inadequate ZoS is at guaranteeing ESO runs well. Tickets made about this are sent to an 'escalation expert'. That must be what they label their garbage bin in the office because all these tickets vanish into Oblivion. It must change.
As some fellow on here once wrote: ESO would be a massive cash-cow, far beyond what it is now, if it had the performance of a game in 2018 and not a game made by a neckbeard in his mom's basement who runs servers on his outdated Pentium 2.
I duely agree! In fact, I'm sure a neckbeard wouldn't have written this spaghetti code we have currently. Where every other evening, LFG is broken and the get to admire loading screens for minutes on end. Sure, this topic might get buried among all the others but I had to say it.
NO MORE DLC! Give us the performance your MMO should have had 3 years ago. Unravel the spaghetti miracoli code, throw out the hamster wheel your servers run on and invest the money you have in a decent programmer and a server not made of recycled cardboard!
I urge you all to make tickets any time you suffer lag. Again, again and again, until somebody, somewhere, listens.
Thank you for reading my rant!
Signed
Sir Lags-a-Lot the hopeful