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https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/668861

Why does the Breton Hero Armor make your toon look fat and bald?

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ck37090
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I kinda wanted to get the costume because I liked it from the original trailer...but when I preview it on my toons it looks like they are fat and the hood rides high on the head making them look bald...and the jacket looks like it is a couple sizes too small for him...fat guy in a little coat :p
  • Zelos
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    There are also suppose to be skin showing from the top of the thighs on females like in the summerset pic and its not there, FALSE ADVERTISING ZOS
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  • Shinshadow
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    The breton hero costume is a frickin' joke. Thank Talos that we have outfits now that we can customize ourselves.
  • BigBragg
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    Because the outfit is made from failure and regret.
    Cadwell, I seem to have run out of forks to give.
  • usmguy1234
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    ck37090 wrote: »
    I kinda wanted to get the costume because I liked it from the original trailer...but when I preview it on my toons it looks like they are fat and the hood rides high on the head making them look bald...and the jacket looks like it is a couple sizes too small for him...fat guy in a little coat :p

    The bretons are the Greeks of elder scrolls
    Zaghigoth- Orc Stamplar
    Soul Razor- Altmer Magsorc
    Les Drago- Redguard Stamdk
    Eirius- Altmer Magdk
    Stormifeth- Altmer Magplar

    Disclaimer: My comments are a little sarcasm mixed with truth. If you can't handle that don't respond to me.

  • Mattock_Romulus
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    You say Fat and Bald as if that's a bad thing...
  • SydneyGrey
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    usmguy1234 wrote: »
    ck37090 wrote: »
    I kinda wanted to get the costume because I liked it from the original trailer...but when I preview it on my toons it looks like they are fat and the hood rides high on the head making them look bald...and the jacket looks like it is a couple sizes too small for him...fat guy in a little coat :p

    The bretons are the Greeks of elder scrolls
    I literally have a fat, bald Greek cousin. Still not sure how I feel about your statement, though. *Gives you the side-eye*
  • usmguy1234
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    SydneyGrey wrote: »
    usmguy1234 wrote: »
    ck37090 wrote: »
    I kinda wanted to get the costume because I liked it from the original trailer...but when I preview it on my toons it looks like they are fat and the hood rides high on the head making them look bald...and the jacket looks like it is a couple sizes too small for him...fat guy in a little coat :p

    The bretons are the Greeks of elder scrolls
    I literally have a fat, bald Greek cousin. Still not sure how I feel about your statement, though. *Gives you the side-eye*

    I have Greek heritage as well. Macedon to be exact.
    Zaghigoth- Orc Stamplar
    Soul Razor- Altmer Magsorc
    Les Drago- Redguard Stamdk
    Eirius- Altmer Magdk
    Stormifeth- Altmer Magplar

    Disclaimer: My comments are a little sarcasm mixed with truth. If you can't handle that don't respond to me.

  • Banana
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    It looks and moves like a wetsuit.
  • StamWhipCultist
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    Because most bretons are fat and bald. Guess its from all these cheeses, wine and war.
  • huschdeguddzje
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    I actually like that costume
  • DanteYoda
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    Other than the elven costume they don't really resemble the trailers at all... Really shows how poor the eso engine is or the designers were incredibly lazy..
  • JJBoomer
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    @ck37090 how can you just get the costume? Wasn't it a limited store item, or is there another way of buying it?
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    @JJBoomer
    It's in the crown crate section of the store (epic rewards if I'm not mistaking). You can buy it for 100 gems right now.
    Kind of a rip off price since I tend to agree with OP about its...shape..
    Edited by StormChaser3000 on August 25, 2018 12:04PM
  • ck37090
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    JJBoomer wrote: »
    @ck37090 how can you just get the costume? Wasn't it a limited store item, or is there another way of buying it?

    Yeah... It's up for sale now for 100 gems
  • Sporvan
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    It's still the single worst item ever released on the crown store.
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    Sporvan wrote: »
    It's still the single worst item ever released on the crown store.

    I can't agree with that... As much as I despise the way they made it look... There are far dumber things for sale... In fact most other things are worse... Like eyeshadow, eyelashes, stupid hairstyles, etc... It is the biggest travesty though
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    ck37090 wrote: »
    Sporvan wrote: »
    It's still the single worst item ever released on the crown store.

    I can't agree with that... As much as I despise the way they made it look... There are far dumber things for sale... In fact most other things are worse... Like eyeshadow, eyelashes, stupid hairstyles, etc... It is the biggest travesty though

    Wavy Triple Braided Updo comes to mind :lol:
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  • Sporvan
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    ck37090 wrote: »
    Sporvan wrote: »
    It's still the single worst item ever released on the crown store.

    I can't agree with that... As much as I despise the way they made it look... There are far dumber things for sale... In fact most other things are worse... Like eyeshadow, eyelashes, stupid hairstyles, etc... It is the biggest travesty though

    Subjective I know, but I can't help but feel like this is some sticky rubber gimp suit every time my character walks around in it. It's truly horrific and I think there was like a 30 page outcry at how terrible it was for the ridiculous crown price.
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    ck37090 wrote: »
    I kinda wanted to get the costume because I liked it from the original trailer...but when I preview it on my toons it looks like they are fat and the hood rides high on the head making them look bald...and the jacket looks like it is a couple sizes too small for him...fat guy in a little coat :p

    cracks me up every time.

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  • JesQu
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    Zelos wrote: »
    There are also suppose to be skin showing from the top of the thighs on females like in the summerset pic and its not there, FALSE ADVERTISING ZOS

    Thats the elven hero armor lol
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