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Nerf Anything That Kills Me, Please

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MilwaukeeScott
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Nerf anything that kills me, please.

I don't like dying!!
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All I see is hate and rage from people who don't understand how to.....
  • swirve
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    You must be focused on PvP...
  • Mureel
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    xD
  • Akrimus
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    Go fishing, the fish will not kill you. Oh wait... darn slaughterfish.
    PC EU DC Akrimus (Sorcerer) Daggerfall Bandits
  • TequilaFire
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    Lute playing is OP!
  • Luigi_Vampa
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    Don't forget to also Nerf anything that doesn't let me kill others. People shouldn't be able to withstand my light attack. Thank you.
    PC/EU DC
  • VaranisArano
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    Nerf ALL the things!

    Especially fall damage. Nerf fall damage. That smug little loading screen thats like "Watch your step!, needs to be nerfed. I swear its laughing at me.

    :)
  • Luigi_Vampa
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    VaranisArano wrote: »
    Nerf ALL the things!

    Especially fall damage. Nerf fall damage. That smug little loading screen thats like "Watch your step!, needs to be nerfed. I swear its laughing at me.

    :)

    Back when you used to die from fall damage after leaving the wailing prison with the prophet. "Watch your step", yeah, thanks ZOS.
    PC/EU DC
  • Ydrisselle
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    MilwaukeeScott wrote: »
    Nerf anything that kills me, please.

    I don't like dying!!

    Do you want to nerf life itself? :tongue:
  • DuskMarine
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    MilwaukeeScott wrote: »
    Nerf anything that kills me, please.

    I don't like dying!!

    youll have to nerf humans which i doubt youd be able to do that.
  • EvilAutoTech
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    MilwaukeeScott wrote: »
    Nerf anything that kills me, please.

    I don't like dying!!

    So I will be safe from the next round of nerfs.
  • swirve
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    Nerf everything that kills class reps...
  • HiLyfe808
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    Ydrisselle wrote: »
    MilwaukeeScott wrote: »
    Nerf anything that kills me, please.

    I don't like dying!!

    Do you want to nerf life itself? :tongue:

    at this point working sucks so yes lmao

    much needed laugh this Wednesday morning! Basically what the forums have become.
    Edited by HiLyfe808 on August 15, 2018 8:55PM
  • Houshiki
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    DuskMarine wrote: »
    MilwaukeeScott wrote: »
    Nerf anything that kills me, please.

    I don't like dying!!

    youll have to nerf humans which i doubt youd be able to do that.

    Being an obviously superior mer, I will clearly state I have no qualms with this nerf.

    P.S. Don't forget to nerf the lesser beast races too. ;)
  • Davor
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    A mud crab killed me. NERF mud crabs!
    Not my quote but I love this saying

    "I would pay It for support. But since they choosed we are just numbers and not customers, i dont mind if game and zos goes to oblivion"
  • JimmyJuJu
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    Luigi_Vampa wrote: »
    Don't forget to also Nerf anything that doesn't let me kill others. People shouldn't be able to withstand my light attack. Thank you.

    Lol. For real, though. With an infused weapon you can easily get 12k (and more) damage off a light attack - for no cost. That seems like overkill.

    LA staff/bow-spam FTW!
  • Hawco10
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    Reckon siege will get nerfed soon as it has the capacity to kill, you know, scattershot, meatbag etc, oh wait, I just checked the update notes.......
  • BozzyTheDrummer
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    Nerf The Colony!!!!!

    Wait, wrong forums....

    I'll see myself out.....
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  • KittyHazWares
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    Nerf everything.

    Take away ALL skills, potions, healing, classes, and all armor.

    Only race you can play is Argonian.

    I want Cyrodiil to be full of only naked Lizards punching each other in the face.
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  • ankeor
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    wherew0lf wrote: »
    Nerf everything.

    Take away ALL skills, potions, healing, classes, and all armor.

    Only race you can play is Argonian.

    I want Cyrodiil to be full of only naked Lizards punching each other in the face.

    If there were to be only Argonians why would they fight? They win already.
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    I died because I stole a tomato in front of a guard. So nerf... tomatos!
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  • Aliyavana
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    nerf lag
  • Cadbury
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    Mounts move too fast and are p2w. They desperately need to be nerfed.
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  • BigBragg
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    Can we nerf nerf? Nerf has lead to so many deaths all across Tamriel. I feel like we should have a nerf awareness month.
    Cadwell, I seem to have run out of forks to give.
  • MilwaukeeScott
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    BigBragg wrote: »
    Can we nerf nerf? Nerf has lead to so many deaths all across Tamriel. I feel like we should have a nerf awareness month.

    %100
    PS4NA

    All I see is hate and rage from people who don't understand how to.....
  • Davor
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    Aliyavana wrote: »
    nerf lag

    You win.
    Not my quote but I love this saying

    "I would pay It for support. But since they choosed we are just numbers and not customers, i dont mind if game and zos goes to oblivion"
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    DuskMarine wrote: »
    MilwaukeeScott wrote: »
    Nerf anything that kills me, please.

    I don't like dying!!

    youll have to nerf humans which i doubt youd be able to do that.

    Humans were already nerfed. Look how many voted for Trump and for the Theresa May.
  • Sylvermynx
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    I'm for nerfing fall damage after I forgot it was changing in the patch and the one girl I had who hadn't ever died went waterfall jumping, and died pronto.
  • DuskMarine
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    this is hilarious
  • C0L0SSUS
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    Nerf fall damage
  • Pheefs
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    Buff You, b'netch!
    ;)
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