Nerf Anything That Kills Me, Please

MilwaukeeScott

Nerf anything that kills me, please.

I don't like dying!!

swirve

You must be focused on PvP...

Mureel

xD

Akrimus

Go fishing, the fish will not kill you. Oh wait... darn slaughterfish.

TequilaFire

Lute playing is OP!

Luigi_Vampa

Don't forget to also Nerf anything that doesn't let me kill others. People shouldn't be able to withstand my light attack. Thank you.

VaranisArano

Nerf ALL the things!

Especially fall damage. Nerf fall damage. That smug little loading screen thats like "Watch your step!, needs to be nerfed. I swear its laughing at me.

Luigi_Vampa

VaranisArano wrote: »

Nerf ALL the things!

Especially fall damage. Nerf fall damage. That smug little loading screen thats like "Watch your step!, needs to be nerfed. I swear its laughing at me.

Back when you used to die from fall damage after leaving the wailing prison with the prophet. "Watch your step", yeah, thanks ZOS.

Ydrisselle

MilwaukeeScott wrote: »

Nerf anything that kills me, please.

I don't like dying!!

Do you want to nerf life itself?

DuskMarine

MilwaukeeScott wrote: »

Nerf anything that kills me, please.

I don't like dying!!

youll have to nerf humans which i doubt youd be able to do that.

EvilAutoTech

MilwaukeeScott wrote: »

Nerf anything that kills me, please.

I don't like dying!!

So I will be safe from the next round of nerfs.

swirve

Nerf everything that kills class reps...

HiLyfe808

Ydrisselle wrote: »

MilwaukeeScott wrote: »

Nerf anything that kills me, please.

I don't like dying!!

Do you want to nerf life itself?

at this point working sucks so yes lmao

much needed laugh this Wednesday morning! Basically what the forums have become.

Houshiki

DuskMarine wrote: »

MilwaukeeScott wrote: »

Nerf anything that kills me, please.

I don't like dying!!

youll have to nerf humans which i doubt youd be able to do that.

Being an obviously superior mer, I will clearly state I have no qualms with this nerf.

P.S. Don't forget to nerf the lesser beast races too.

Davor

A mud crab killed me. NERF mud crabs!

JimmyJuJu

Luigi_Vampa wrote: »

Don't forget to also Nerf anything that doesn't let me kill others. People shouldn't be able to withstand my light attack. Thank you.

Lol. For real, though. With an infused weapon you can easily get 12k (and more) damage off a light attack - for no cost. That seems like overkill.

LA staff/bow-spam FTW!

Hawco10

Reckon siege will get nerfed soon as it has the capacity to kill, you know, scattershot, meatbag etc, oh wait, I just checked the update notes.......

BozzyTheDrummer

Nerf The Colony!!!!!

Wait, wrong forums....

I'll see myself out.....

KittyHazWares

Nerf everything.

Take away ALL skills, potions, healing, classes, and all armor.

Only race you can play is Argonian.

I want Cyrodiil to be full of only naked Lizards punching each other in the face.

ankeor

wherew0lf wrote: »

Nerf everything.

Take away ALL skills, potions, healing, classes, and all armor.

Only race you can play is Argonian.

I want Cyrodiil to be full of only naked Lizards punching each other in the face.

If there were to be only Argonians why would they fight? They win already.

Ragged_Claw

I died because I stole a tomato in front of a guard. So nerf... tomatos!

Aliyavana

nerf lag

Cadbury

Mounts move too fast and are p2w. They desperately need to be nerfed.

BigBragg

Can we nerf nerf? Nerf has lead to so many deaths all across Tamriel. I feel like we should have a nerf awareness month.

MilwaukeeScott

BigBragg wrote: »

Can we nerf nerf? Nerf has lead to so many deaths all across Tamriel. I feel like we should have a nerf awareness month.

%100

Davor

Aliyavana wrote: »

nerf lag

You win.

Sevalaricgirl

DuskMarine wrote: »

MilwaukeeScott wrote: »

Nerf anything that kills me, please.

I don't like dying!!

youll have to nerf humans which i doubt youd be able to do that.

Humans were already nerfed. Look how many voted for Trump and for the Theresa May.

Sylvermynx

I'm for nerfing fall damage after I forgot it was changing in the patch and the one girl I had who hadn't ever died went waterfall jumping, and died pronto.

DuskMarine

this is hilarious

C0L0SSUS

Nerf fall damage

Pheefs

Buff You, b'netch!