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If ESO was smell what would it smell like?

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  • Eeri_Ravencaw
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    I'm still waiting for them to come up with a SPU (Scent Processing Unit) for PC. That would be great for gaming.
  • Kel
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    Nifty2g wrote: »
    jabrone77 wrote: »
    I just don't think I'll ever understand forums.
    Here's something alot of us who would take time out of thier day to make a post about something we probably play every day, or several times a week...something we obviously keep playing...
    And just to *** all over it.

    I get reporting bugs. I get reporting broken or abused mechanics.

    What I don't get is the "This game sucks, but yeah, I play it all the time...and not only that but I take time out of my day to post on forums about how much it sucks. Anyone want to run trials?" mentality.

    I mean, if you feel the game smells like wet dog, why the hell are you playing, and more importantly, why are you taking time to come to a forum to just trash it?

    Let's be real...if you care enough to come to a forum, you are a fan boy/girl. No two ways about it. You care enough to not just walk away from the game, but to actually take time out of your day to comment. You care.
    Or you are just a *** person. It's one of those two...
    This thread took at least 10 seconds to make and i forgot I made it until someone linked it to me just then. But thank you for your concerns and assumptions. Hope you have a good day.

    And maybe I like the smell of wet dog, you don't know my life or my story punk. I have also played since beta and continue to keep playing I thought this topic would have been fun.

    The only thing that smells bad is your attitude right now.

    Hahahahaha!
    I call you out for trying to be all edgy and making a post about how ESO smells, and your only defense is "I like the smell of wet dog" ? Hilarious...and in the worst way.
    No, I get it. The cool thing to do on forums is trash the thing you play. Its why the term "fan boi/girl" is looked down on.
    It's funnier because you go on to prove my point. You've played since beta and probably play everyday. Yet you still felt the need to make a post about how ESO would smell....so edgy!
    Ah, the contradictions in your response....

    Whatever brobot. You do you...
  • Nifty2g
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    jabrone77 wrote: »
    Nifty2g wrote: »
    jabrone77 wrote: »
    I just don't think I'll ever understand forums.
    Here's something alot of us who would take time out of thier day to make a post about something we probably play every day, or several times a week...something we obviously keep playing...
    And just to *** all over it.

    I get reporting bugs. I get reporting broken or abused mechanics.

    What I don't get is the "This game sucks, but yeah, I play it all the time...and not only that but I take time out of my day to post on forums about how much it sucks. Anyone want to run trials?" mentality.

    I mean, if you feel the game smells like wet dog, why the hell are you playing, and more importantly, why are you taking time to come to a forum to just trash it?

    Let's be real...if you care enough to come to a forum, you are a fan boy/girl. No two ways about it. You care enough to not just walk away from the game, but to actually take time out of your day to comment. You care.
    Or you are just a *** person. It's one of those two...
    This thread took at least 10 seconds to make and i forgot I made it until someone linked it to me just then. But thank you for your concerns and assumptions. Hope you have a good day.

    And maybe I like the smell of wet dog, you don't know my life or my story punk. I have also played since beta and continue to keep playing I thought this topic would have been fun.

    The only thing that smells bad is your attitude right now.

    Hahahahaha!
    I call you out for trying to be all edgy and making a post about how ESO smells, and your only defense is "I like the smell of wet dog" ? Hilarious...and in the worst way.
    No, I get it. The cool thing to do on forums is trash the thing you play. Its why the term "fan boi/girl" is looked down on.
    It's funnier because you go on to prove my point. You've played since beta and probably play everyday. Yet you still felt the need to make a post about how ESO would smell....so edgy!
    Ah, the contradictions in your response....

    Whatever brobot. You do you...
    Think you have the wrong idea on what edgy is
    And you're getting angry and saying it's petty for me to do what I am, but you're the one getting triggered on the forums, I don't even understand why you're getting so salty over it.
    And no I don't play every day I've only logged on to raid for over a year now
    #MOREORBS
  • IndianaGeoff
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    That think that smells like a good time with just a bit if funk that gets funkier when it gets funner.
  • GreenhaloX
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    I'm sure PvP would smell just like mudballs.. and whatever mudballs would smell like; not so pleasant, I reckoned. PvE.. well, it could at times smell like Jubilee cakes or cherry blossoms, but can also smell like mudballs, from time to time.
  • Asmael
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    PC EU - Zahraji of the Void, aka "Kitty", the fluffiest salmon genocider in town.
    Poke @AsmaeI (last letter is uppercase "i") on PC EU or Asmael#9325 on Discord and receive a meow today.
  • Cpt_Teemo
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqkJI-cPa3U
  • kylewwefan
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    When I go strolling through Auridon, I imagine it smells like the honey suckle bush blooming off the right side of my yard. Sweet in the air.

    Then rivenspire. Rivenspire smells like Pungent eggy factory exhaust of Pennsylvania.

    Shadowfen smells like Hot Louisiana with %100 humidity even at 70 degrees it’s just nasty, dense sticky feeling.

    Glenumbra smells like the beach. Ocean city. Salt in the air. You just know that smell.

    I could keep going.

  • N00BxV1
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    It would probably smell something like the inside of a casino, dirty hooker panties, or meth. Smells bad but once you get a taste you'll want more. :#
  • skywarnmc27
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    Freshly burnt house....
  • Abysswarrior45
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    ***
  • MrWesleyPipes
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    Fumunda cheese
  • Kiralyn2000
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    Napalm in the morning Victory! Yeah, that's it.


    o:)
  • Scorpiodisc
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    Freshly baked bread
    Jayman1000 wrote: »
    Nifty2g wrote: »
    If ESO was smell what would it smell like? I'm going to go with wet dog

    Like *** Impedicus. This is not an offensive post, this type of mushroom actually exist in nature and this is actually it's latin name. *** Impedicus even has a "remarkable" smell.

    AMrNruc.jpg

    Reminds me of Stinkhorn. I hate farming that mat, so gross looking. :s
    Edited by Scorpiodisc on April 14, 2018 4:23PM
  • Sting864
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    Bacon....
  • xenowarrior92eb17_ESO
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    Heroin.
  • Dredlord
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    Like coffee, a bit on the over roasted side.

    Feel free to explore all the analogies...
  • Abstraqt
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    Disappointment
  • swippy
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    apparently it smells better now than it used to.

    up until a few weeks ago, whenever i was on my mount and cast Rapids, there would be these greenish lines trailing behind me, seemingly emanating from my crotch and armpit areas. i figured they were like cartoon stink-lines, because i hadn't changed my armor in months. then the new Outfit System came out and i spiffed myself up a little... voila! no more smelly swippy. who knew this game was so realistic? ;)
  • Radinyn
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    Parsley
  • PrayingSeraph
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    Its smells like your own farts. It smells bad but you cant help but sniff it more. You publicly complain about the smell but you hide the fact that you secretely love it.
  • Anhedonie
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    I bet you know the answer.
    Profanity filter is a crime against the freedom of speech. Also gags.
  • _Salty_
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    Potatos
    Psn l---Salty---l

    Patiently waiting to make a Stankcromancer.
  • Jaybe_Mawfaka
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    Like a fried potato.
  • Colecovision
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    Those giant cheese sacks would dominate anything they are near. Most of ad would smell like succulents. Eastmarch would reek of stank nord BO. Rivenspire would smell like a nasty infection on a dog. Wrothgar would have that lovely crowded zoo smell. Anywhere there is a khajiit it would smell of pleasant spices.
  • Chufu
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    When you login to the game it smells like a fresh baked sweetroll when opening the oven.
  • Palidon
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    That brown stuff that floats around in your toilet bowl.
  • jedtb16_ESO
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    villainy. infamy and degradation.... the stench of a million corpses rotting in the hot sun...

    oh, wait.

    no, sorry, that's this forum.
  • ZiRM
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    The Ocean... sometimes dead fish and things washed up on the shore.
    Want to become Vampire? 5k @ZiRM in game.
    ESO Server Status. ( ^_^)o自自o(^_^ ) SkåL!!!!!
  • Tabbycat
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    Is this a trick question?

    Cheese and cabbage.
    Founder and Co-GM of The Psijic Order Guild (NA)
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