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If ESO was smell what would it smell like?

Nifty2g
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If ESO was smell what would it smell like? I'm going to go with wet dog
#MOREORBS
  • Anastian
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    Heh. This will be cool for the marketing team.

    I'd go for "your favourite meal". You enjoy smelling it and eating it every day, but after a while it feels bland.
  • ak_pvp
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    Salt.
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  • Checkmath
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    I would go with „like a very good beer“. It tastes very good till you had a lot of it. After several beers you dont really taste it anymore and its hard to separate its taste from other good beers. And if you really had too much of it, you may need a little break once in a while, but you will come back to it, since it has a nice taste.
  • TelvanniWizard
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    Have you ever put butter on a pop tart?
    Si hoc imprimis intellegis, nolli dubitare, scribe me ad latine loquendum. Lingua est colenda.

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  • Hippie4927
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    The game smells like nature mixed with the scent of blood.
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  • SnubbS
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    ***.

    I would smell like ***.

    How has no one wrote *** yet.
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    GoW eSports player & part time ESO Pug Ball Zerger.
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  • Nemesis7884
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    like a freshly baked sweetroll of course
  • supaskrub
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    Morrowind smells of fungus and sulphur, Ebonheart smells of faeces, Grahtwood smells of stale urine and the whole of DC smells like a lovely spring morning
  • Sergykid
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    yesterday pizza

    what is this forum and why i don't like it:
    - complainers that cry without reason and without solution
    - trolls that give cheap or useless answers
    - people giving advice with counters that are not viable
    - bloggers that talk about their day or what they use in game
    - roleplayers that talk about fashion
    - people with solutions or bug reports are ignored
    - people that write walls of text without reason
  • bottleofsyrup
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    A mixture of rain, salt and burning electronics representative of their servers.
  • Flynch
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    SnubbS wrote: »
    ***.

    I would smell like ***.

    How has no one wrote *** yet.

    This is definitely a star comment
  • Banana
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    Burnt silicon. Like the server room
  • DoctorESO
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    Sweet_Roll_500pxls_57f99f91-e8eb-487a-84a9-d202515a32bb_grande.jpg?v=1462843236
  • Shardan4968
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    Like a beautiful smell of morning rain.
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  • Goshua
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    well lets just say their are no 'Scout enemy out house quests in Cyrodiil, it could be what lag itself would smell like.
  • zyk
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  • Dhukath
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    The smell of rain on the wind before a storm.
  • Sixty5
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    I didn't realise this was Buzzfeed.
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  • Nifty2g
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    jabrone77 wrote: »
    I just don't think I'll ever understand forums.
    Here's something alot of us who would take time out of thier day to make a post about something we probably play every day, or several times a week...something we obviously keep playing...
    And just to *** all over it.

    I get reporting bugs. I get reporting broken or abused mechanics.

    What I don't get is the "This game sucks, but yeah, I play it all the time...and not only that but I take time out of my day to post on forums about how much it sucks. Anyone want to run trials?" mentality.

    I mean, if you feel the game smells like wet dog, why the hell are you playing, and more importantly, why are you taking time to come to a forum to just trash it?

    Let's be real...if you care enough to come to a forum, you are a fan boy/girl. No two ways about it. You care enough to not just walk away from the game, but to actually take time out of your day to comment. You care.
    Or you are just a *** person. It's one of those two...
    This thread took at least 10 seconds to make and i forgot I made it until someone linked it to me just then. But thank you for your concerns and assumptions. Hope you have a good day.

    And maybe I like the smell of wet dog, you don't know my life or my story punk. I have also played since beta and continue to keep playing I thought this topic would have been fun.

    The only thing that smells bad is your attitude right now.
    Edited by Nifty2g on April 14, 2018 11:43AM
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  • Violynne
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    Nifty2g wrote: »
    If ESO was smell what would it smell like?
    Ever been in a locker room after a bunch of guys have been running up and down a court or field?

    Like that, but with gamers.

  • pod88kk
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    Stonefalls and Morrowwind would probably smell like Sulphur from the volcanoes so probably a bit eggy
  • necropola
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    A rose on a dung heap.

    A beautiful MMO world that is enjoyable to explore,
    build on layers of buggy code running on a terrible infrastructure.
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  • FakeFox
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    I go with Bifi. ;)
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  • Briolase
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    Like an Iowa cornfield in a hailstorm of coins. Farming and trading is what I like to do most.
  • VaranisArano
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    So, after the "If ESO was a color" thread, are we working our way through the senses or something?

    PVP is the smell of orange juice and vodka, because drunken raid night is the best raid night.
  • Zorgon_The_Revenged
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    Like all successful mmo's.

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    (just ignore the possibility that the money smells like the back pocket of someone who's been sitting down for the past 10 hours, or just received a coating of some illegal substances)
  • DRAGON_KILLER_HUNTER
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    Flowers
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