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If a necromancer revives a cow,

Dapper Dinosaur
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is he raising the steaks?

B)
  • Appleblade
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    Hoof ever herd of such udder foolishness?
  • monktoasty
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    Stop trying to milk the puns
    Edited by monktoasty on January 13, 2018 11:22PM
  • DocFrost72
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    Please ZOS, don't moooooove this to the forum rp section, that'd be udderly ridiculous. I mean, we're asking the real questions here.

    OP, if a necromancer class comes and there is not a cow ability with a steak pun, I am blaming my disappointment on you now.
  • Aliyavana
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    DocFrost72 wrote: »
    Please ZOS, don't moooooove this to the forum rp section, that'd be udderly ridiculous. I mean, we're asking the real questions here.

    OP, if a necromancer class comes and there is not a cow ability with a steak pun, I am blaming my disappointment on you now.

    Would be udder nonsense, who gives a hoof if this is in general?
  • Tasear
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    Can we sell the steaks for chickens?
  • Ankael07
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    What a dead cold joke
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  • VaranisArano
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    Wow, we're really milking the puns here.
  • Beardimus
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    Wait a Mooment, is this a necroed dead horse thread in disguise? Must be about Auction House or nerfing sorcs really
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  • VaranisArano
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    Beardimus wrote: »
    Wait a Mooment, is this a necroed dead horse thread in disguise? Must be about Auction House or nerfing sorcs really

    No one is beating a dead horse here, just milking the undead cow.
  • paulsimonps
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    The real question we need to ask ourselves is, will the milk be blue?
  • zaria
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    Tasear wrote: »
    Can we sell the steaks for chickens?
    No but you can raise the grilled ones as necromancers in Skyrim did.
    That was always amusing.
    Grinding just make you go in circles.
    Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.
  • akredon_ESO
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    i think these necromancer puns are a little dead....
  • tinythinker
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    monktoasty wrote: »
    Stop trying to milk the puns

    No, you've got to milk those puns to death before people sour on them.
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  • Konstant_Tel_Necris
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    Your joke amused Limenauruus
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  • Kavatchian
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    is he raising the steaks?

    B)

    Moo! Get off the stage.
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    Nothing to see here, moooove along... >.>
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  • Bobby_V_Rockit
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    Sounds like a huge missed steak to me...
  • tinythinker
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    These kinds of threads re-veal how much people on these forums like puns. This cud point to a new trend...
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  • VaranisArano
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    Eventually they'll all calve in and join in the pun.
  • CardboardedBox
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    People always have so much beef with necromancers.
  • Tieberion
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    Mmm steaks... Great, my Vampire buddy thought I said "Stakes" and took off.
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