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Wow, a new update comes out

  • Rouven
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    I heard there will be new recipes!

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    Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time. ~ Terry Pratchett
  • nimander99
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    I dye constantly in ESO!
    I AM UPDATING MY PRIVACY POLICY

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

    ∽∽∽ 2 years of Elder Scrolls Online ∼∼∼
    "Give us money" = Box sales & monthly sub fees,
    "moar!" = £10 palomino horse,
    "MOAR!" = Switch to B2P, launch cash shop,
    "MOAR!!" = Charge for DLC that subs had already paid for,
    "MOAR!!!" = Experience scrolls and riding lessons,
    "MOARR!!!" = Vampire/werewolf bites,
    "MOAARRR!!!" = CS exclusive motifs,
    "MOOAARRR!!!" = Crown crates,
    "MOOOAAARRR!!!" = 'Chapter's' bought separately from ESO+,
    "MOOOOAAAARRRR!!!!" = ???

    Male, Dunmer, VR16, Templar, Aldmeri Dominion, Master Crafter & all Traits, CP450
  • tinythinker
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    geonsocal wrote: »
    I die a little every day

    I die a little every day it seems
    When I close my eyes and fall into nothingness
    And at times the short-lived death is made all the more furious
    With knights fighting and demons slaying and the occasional dragon appearing

    What a risk it seems I take that, this short-lived death on any other day might
    Shove me into a forever nothingness
    I still go there every night just to test the waters
    I die a little every day it seems

    Oh, what I would give for the daily deaths to be a prolonged one
    Then into another world I’d go
    My world, from forever more and till eternity
    So, I’ll die a little every day till I reach home
    My home...I... want to go home...

    written by someone named shaqila in 2013...a little depressing - but, beautiful nonetheless...

    Edit: yeah - i don't get invited to a lot of parties :p

    Some poems swing between shades of mirth and tints of sorrow, arriving at a final feeling or experience through a kind of dye-alectic, but that poem needs a dose of Die-onysus to achieve that.
    Experienced, new, returner? Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ

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    Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
    (And let us know 🔷What Kind of Roleplayer You Are🔷 - even if that only extends to choosing your race)


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    Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this
  • Bananko
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    Those Who Are About to Dye Salute You.
  • Sevalaricgirl
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    Mureel wrote: »
    and everybody dyes.

    Again.

    (Yes, early on we were frequently quite punny on these forums.)
    Mid sentence to my husband and I read this - snorted and started giggling...now he's just looking at me like I'm an idiot.

    Sorry to have interrupted your dye-alogue, @Mureel. Color me embarrassed. I'm sure this hasn't permanently stained his opinion of you.

    Now that was hilariously funny. I dyed laughing.
  • dsalter
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    the dye-namics in this thread has my scales moist
    PLEASE REPLY TO ME WITH @dsalter otherwise i'm likely to miss the reply if its not my own thread

    EU - [Arch Mage Dave] Altmer Sorcerer
    Fight back at the crates and boxes, together we can change things.

  • LordSemaj
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    This thread needs to dye.
  • dsalter
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    LordSemaj wrote: »
    This thread needs to dye.

    sorry but this thread is dye hard committed to dye-luting the fun of the topic :trollface:
    PLEASE REPLY TO ME WITH @dsalter otherwise i'm likely to miss the reply if its not my own thread

    EU - [Arch Mage Dave] Altmer Sorcerer
    Fight back at the crates and boxes, together we can change things.

  • LukosCreyden
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    Elder Scrolls Online: Prepare to Dye Edition

    Struggling to find a new class to call home.Please send help.
  • Radiance
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    I hate this Pun Post so much, I want to dye... Wait... what!?!
    Allow me to convey how I feel with this Venn Dye-agram...
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  • tinythinker
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    Radiance wrote: »
    I hate this Pun Post so much, I want to dye... Wait... what!?!
    Allow me to convey how I feel with this Venn Dye-agram...
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    If I may dye-ssect that dye-agram, puns are in the overlap betweem irony and cringe, if a "word-play" circle were added to mix, hue-hue-hue :trollface:. What's with all the dye-atribe against such threads? We just want to have pun.
    Edited by tinythinker on January 13, 2018 2:26PM
    Experienced, new, returner? Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ

    . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

    Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
    (And let us know 🔷What Kind of Roleplayer You Are🔷 - even if that only extends to choosing your race)


    . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

    Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this
  • tinythinker
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    LordSemaj wrote: »
    This thread needs to dye.

    It's dyes a little every day, and I guar-antee, you will want to stay.

    (In honor of past pun threads and the fact that Sheo would enjoy this, don't forget you are welcome to sprinkle in guar and cheese puns or other ESO-themed concepts alongside things related to dye and color changes.)
    Experienced, new, returner? Help keep ESO's community strong ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ -- share what you love about the game, offer constructive feedback, and make friends.ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ

    . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

    Who are you in Tamriel (whether it's just your character's attitude & style or a full backstory)? - Share your Character's Story! ◔ ⌣ ◔
    (And let us know 🔷What Kind of Roleplayer You Are🔷 - even if that only extends to choosing your race)


    . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

    Support Mudcrab Mode for ESO (\/)!_!(\/) - part joke, part serious, all glorious! You butter be ready for this
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