The Gold Road Chapter – which includes the Scribing system – and Update 42 is now available to test on the PTS! You can read the latest patch notes here: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/656454/

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and everybody dyes.
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    No, there isn't a "groan" button.
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  • BTOG46
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    I demand ZOS give us a groan button!
    Edited by BTOG46 on August 11, 2014 5:50PM
  • tinythinker
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    I just figured everyone had so much pun with the guar thread that people might be dye-ing to have another round.
    Edited by tinythinker on August 11, 2014 5:54PM
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  • daneyulebub17_ESO
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    I didn't care much for that last update until I saw the prices at the rededication shrine and it got my respec.
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  • ArRashid
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    Now only if they enabled us to dye quivers and shields too, right now they feel like a wire in the eye..
  • Sighlynce
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    No, there isn't a "groan" button.

    I'm dying here :p
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  • kieso
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    Cmon guys, Dye-al it down a bit on the jokes.
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    I was really crayon over all the new ugly colors I'm seeing everywhere, but then I realized paint nothing I can do about it.
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  • SirAndy
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    I want to dye my hair. ZOS, where are them barber shops?

    Alternatively, why can't we just put our head in one of them dye buckets? That would work for me.
    ;-)
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    Admit it OP , you are a father arent you?
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  • ebondeath
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    SirAndy wrote: »
    I want to dye my hair. ZOS, where are them barber shops?

    Alternatively, why can't we just put our head in one of them dye buckets? That would work for me.
    ;-)

    Could you make a dye-orama to demonstrate how this would work?
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  • Sighlynce
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    I didn't care much for that last update until I saw the prices at the rededication shrine and it got my respec.

    Are you dye-nying an interest in the dyes? B)
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    BTOG46 wrote: »
    I demand ZOS give us a groan button!

    This is a do or dye demand.
    People believe what they either want to be true or what they are afraid is true!
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  • Elad13
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    Isn't this discussion dyed out yet????
  • Kreetar
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    :unamused:
    dip me in the blood of mortals and throw me to the Dremora

  • tinythinker
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    ArRashid wrote: »
    Now only if they enabled us to dye quivers and shields too, right now they feel like a wire in the eye..

    *looks at original post*

    *looks at quote*

    *back to original post*

    Soooo close to some kind of lethal weapon joke. That would have been "dye-no-mite".

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5rU27ejQf4




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    Guar thread? We know not what you speak of... it must be a pigment of your imagination.
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    Guar thread? We know not what you speak of... it must be a pigment of your imagination.

    Rather than making jokes, fix the *** bugs! Then when they're fixed, we can laugh then, but not now...
    Edited by Slovenian_Gamer on August 11, 2014 8:53PM
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    Rather than making jokes, fix the *** bugs! Then when they're fixed, we can laugh then, but not now...

    Forum mods are not devs. They don't fix bugs. Also, relax a little and grow a funny bone. Yeesh!
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  • smeeprocketnub19_ESO
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    Even if they were actually devs, I doubt a few posts on the forums would detract from debugging lol.
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  • tinythinker
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    A lot of folks dye-al up the intensity with their comments, which if not for the word filter would contain a full palette of colorful language.
    Edited by tinythinker on August 11, 2014 9:07PM
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  • Slovenian_Gamer
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    You never know, I've seen some strange devs like that *cough EA cough NFSW*
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    You never know, I've seen some strange devs like that *cough EA cough NFSW*

    Details?
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  • Sylvyr
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    This is giving me dye-arrhea.
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  • Wicked_Wolf
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    Guar thread? We know not what you speak of... it must be a pigment of your imagination.

    Rather than making jokes, fix the *** bugs! Then when they're fixed, we can laugh then, but not now...


    Wow lighten up. It's like anytime a CM posts at least one person has to jump down their throat about bugs no matter how unrelated the topic is. You honestly think they don't know about bugs and aren't telling the devs? You think the CM's communicating with us and joking with us like normal people is halting progress in any way? Come on already.
  • SirAndy
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    Wow lighten up. It's like anytime a CM posts at least one person has to jump down their throat about bugs no matter how unrelated the topic is. You honestly think they don't know about bugs and aren't telling the devs? You think the CM's communicating with us and joking with us like normal people is halting progress in any way? Come on already.
    He's clearly dye-ing for an answer from the devs ...
    ;-)
  • tinythinker
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    The closest I've seen the mods who respond to such threads come to being dye-abolical is in their fiendish love of silly word games. Hue knew they would be so into such things?
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  • Nazon_Katts
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    Colour me impressed.
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    I would read this thread but I have a date at the dyener
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